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Tuesday, 18 August 2026

Average Extra of: VIOLENT NIGHT 2 Official Trailer (2026) David Harbour: My Reaction by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: VIOLENT NIGHT 2 Official Trailer (2026) David Harbour: My Reaction by AverageMansReviews

Related content: Violent Night 2022 Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2023/06/violent-night-2022-by-averagemansreviews.html

Warning: usually I put a descriptive list of what this in this case trailer broadly speaking as in it; but as it relates to this product, all I will say is; the content of this trailer [I should imagine the other trailers have a similar approach and flavour;] there is flashing effects/colourful effects, but more importantly though the contents of this trailer ranges from mature themes to adult themes throughout including but not limited to the potential insinuation or suggestion of cannibalism.

My reaction: I have just finished watching the 282 second trailer; in short Santa Claus [David Harbour:] because of previous events he has now been put on the naughty list, consequently stripped of his powers and now has to work in a mall.

Well if you thought the first instalment was bouncing off the wall chaos; you haven't seen anything yet; they have quite clearly turned up everything to fall volume and to make sure it can't be turned down, they have broken the volume switch; be it action with dark art with comedy mixed in; but based on this trailer; this film does feel like much more of a Christmas film than its predecessor; so it is going to be lots of fun to see how this sequel works out and this time the wife comes to town as well.

My prediction for this film is: 8/10, hopefully it can get something higher, I just like to give myself a little bit of wiggle room, so I don't look like a completed idiot if it backfires on, hopefully not; but you never know and this sequel hits cinemas 04/12/2026.

 

Sunday, 9 August 2026

Average Extra of: MATCHBOX: THE MOVIE Official Trailer (2026) John Cena: My Reaction by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: MATCHBOX: THE MOVIE Official Trailer (2026) John Cena: My Reaction by AverageMansReviews

Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects/shooting/drugs. Yes there will be some censored adult language references in this content.

My reaction: I have watched the 180 seconds trailer; Okay who's bright idea was this?... Because yes I know it is never nice for someone to lose their job, but with that being said someone's head needs to roll for this one... I mean what the fudgin' were you thinking... Seriously!

The storyline/script is basically this; the Matchbox Gang are childhood friends that used to play with Matchbox, fast-forward may be 20 years; they all meet up again and thanks to Sean Walker [John Cena:] he is a spy may or may not have done something wrong, but he has now gotten his gang childhood friends involved in his life and travels [I should point out; I believe I am in the right ballpark, but some of these elements could be wrong.]

Basically what we have here is a 126 minutes version of the Fast & Furious franchise; but built for family viewing of predominantly all age ranges and man does it follow that outlay, I mean basically what this gang used to do as children with their Matchbox toys they now get to do as fully grown adults in real vehicles and time, I mean that is the only connection between this film and Matchbox which I have to say is incredibly tenuous to begin with, so no one had the idea to slightly go with the concept of Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 1989; where this mad scientist after waiting for Walker to pay off his accrued debt of $20 million; he decides to shrink him and his friends down; that they can complete this robbery; they each have one shot of normal size juice which lasts 30 minutes to complete the heavy lifting, but other than that; you have 72 hours in your small bodies to complete this mission and get back to me or you will remain the size of just about the fingernail for the rest of her days.

I mean okay; my storyline plot is cheesy and something of a similar model, but and this is where mine is supremely better; it buys into Matchbox more fluently as in; it puts Matchbox front and centre; they could be given a selection of fuelled up vehicles to achieve this mission; they just have to get it out of the very tiny [compared to them add a pinch of growth serum to the Matchbox and start the engine.]

My prediction for this film is: 3/10, something poor; I like to give myself a little bit of wiggle room; this movie just looks and feels insufferably generic on every stage throughout this trailer quite frankly; it does look and feel like a hot steaming pile of manure; it gets released on Apple TV on 09/10/2026.

Wednesday, 5 August 2026

Average Extra of: Things That Realistically Need To Change in Football/Soccer in 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Things That Realistically Need To Change in Football/Soccer in 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Related content: Average Extra Special of: Thomas Tuchel Needs to Go after England World Cup 2026 Exit Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/07/average-extra-special-of-thomas-tuchel.html and Average Extra of: Argentina Need to be Kicked Out of the World Cup 2026 Final; Final Spot Given to England Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/07/average-extra-of-argentina-need-to-be.html

Warning: there is going to be some censored adult language and references.

Things that realistically need to change in football/soccer: in no particular order [I just say that just in case I don't get these events in order:]

1. President Donald Trump needs to be stripped of the inaugural Fifa Piece Prize 2025; simply because what peace has he brought to the world? On top of that interfering in this past World Cup to ensure that a banned USA team player; Folarin Balogun could still play in this World Cup even though being shown a straight red card and will serve a suspension later, meanwhile England team player; Djed Spence had to serve his sending-off straight away

2. Argentina should be stripped of hosting the World Cup in 2030: because of their all-round behaviour in this tournament which should not be tolerated; from the sign about the Falklands, trying to cheat their way to the World Cup and no I'm not talking about their choice of tactics on how to play football, I am talking about crowding the referee, getting physical with Spanish players after the final whistle and then turning their back on the World Cup lifting the trophy ceremony, so if they want to turn their back on the World Cup?... So be it; it is only fair that the World Cup gets to turn their back on Argentina.

3. Thomas Tuchel does still very much need to go for me: basically and in summary; everyone knew his squad that he... and he alone picked wasn't strong enough [don't get me wrong; I knew that we were not going to win it so that isn't the reason why he should go;] it is firstly the complete and utter meltdown in a nutshell  fudge up of spending roughly half an hour with our backs to the wall with six defenders on the pitch against Argentina and then openly criticising and throwing the players under the bus and then he criticising the players he took, that you chose to take with him... that is why without question is should absolutely still go and with the latest developments at Newcastle with Eddie Howe and Newcastle United parting company, I would go and get Howe for sure right now.

4. Fifa President Gianni Infantino needs absolutely to go: well he has absolutely crossed the line of no return regardless if he has scrapped plans to in a nutshell sell-off the World Cup, I mean the Fifa as a brand has over its more recent times have been crooked, but even Infantino has gone up and beyond with tarnishing the reputation of Fifa; what with essentially blackmailing the other Fifa members across the world with if you support my plans you will get $40 billion per year, but if you don't you'll only get $10 billion per year which I don't care how you cut it; it is blackmail and/or bribery. I don't know about everyone, but for me personally I am getting absolutely fed up with this manure, if you want football/soccer to have a positive reputation globally it would help if one of the biggest overseers wasn't so either crooked or money grabbing; they seem to forget that millions upon millions of the people pack out stadiums for roughly 20 months out of a possible 24 month cycle and the countless millions upon millions that watch it for a week Monday to Sunday on TV if you have all the subscriptions/packages and for most football fans it is their way of life.

So to finish off; I don't see any of these 4 things changing any time soon or if at all, but if we could just start with Infantino, I would take that and making some effort in repair the damage he has done over this more recent time in particular.

Thursday, 23 July 2026

Average Extra of: THE Johnson Problem; Where does Dwayne Johnson go from here? by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: THE Johnson Problem; Where does Dwayne Johnson go from here? by AverageMansReviews

Related content: Moana 2026 Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/07/moana-2026-by-averagemansreviews.html

Warning: at some point or another there will be some censored adult language references

The honest truth I could give you right now is...: I just don't know, for me be it in a wrestling capacity or/and projects wise as it relates to film or/and TV, his options are limited based on quite a few reasons; as of this content being first created he is in his middle 50s, he is absolutely not in any physical condition to wrestle especially after his dramatic weight loss, so we can forget that showdown with Roman Reigns at best it could be an on-screen character and if he has any time free let's be completely honest here and WWE could do with some help to sell SummerSlam tickets; I am not saying Johnson is going to show up, saying these are his potential options.

Moana 2026 is a joke; to the point where it should have never been green lit, this may just be my opinion but I am pretty much sure that for the $250 million that it took to make this film, they must have been eyeing up somewhere between $800 million or anywhere close to $1 billion, just based on the animated versions coming back with positive results; 2016; from the budget of 150-$175 million just over $687 million; 2024; $150 million comfortably took over $1 billion and this is the crucial point to understand just roughly 2 years later they; I am going to use another wrestling analogy; they chose to burn the territorial [ this basically means; run another show in a short time in the same venue in the same location; possibly exhausting your audience.] Which is ironically quite apt for in essence what they did with this live-action remake if you think about it; instead of either finishing off his animated trilogy or so much more importantly giving your audience/fan base time to breathe between instalments of any kind, you chose within 2 years to ram another project down their throats, but in this case it is so much worse it is just a remake of the 2016 version; and a dog's diarrhoea version as well, I mean it just wasn't any good; it was just a pitiful expensive cash grab which is going to fail your quick attempt on the cash grab it lets you going to cost you money... and rightly so.

In the film sense; he is now becoming a liability what with his behind-the-scenes reputation of in a nutshell using a wrestling analogy of today's modern world would also fits in with the cinema world as well; he also had the label of; difficult to work with, and as of this content he only has Jumanji: Open World which is more than likely going to flop really hard based on these 3 excellent points; 1. Who the hell wanted this instalment in the first place? 2. The date of release is terrible 25/12/2026; Christmas day which I have been doing this kind of thing for long enough now to know unless people really and I mean really are dedicated to seeing a project at Christmas regardless of what it is or unless it is a project which is tipped for the award season, more often than not they are doomed to fail, I have been doing this long enough now to call the end of December to the end of January the dead shift, because of the points I have just made but also taking into consideration no one has any money. 3. Avengers: Doomsday 2026; which comes out 18/12/2026; which I have heard all of the criticism and yes you are entitled to your opinion; but shut the fudge up, seriously I haven't seen any of the trailers, because I know the mission already and the mission is simple; absolutely closed down this disaster of the MCU and fingers crossed go back to being more centralised, but instead of virtual signalling and all that manure, just do what Stan Lee would do make these points but keep the plates spinning on different subjects which gives you in a nutshell three-dimensional characters and consequently worlds to work with; in summary as long as they course correct the MCU then I am happy. But considering they are bringing a lot of heavy names to be a part of this course correction; I am fully aware they are essentially throwing everything including the kitchen sink at this Marvel film, so what chance does this latest Jumanji film have against the colossal presence of a universe ending/beginning Marvel film?

The only thing that Johnson could do and I have been discussing this with the person I watch some of this content with is actually make very little money if at all and go when pick up some independent projects and trying rebuild his acting career, because unless he can prove that he and he alone is a viable box office draw which he hasn't done for some time now minus the animated Moana films it has just been flop after flop after flop after flop, mark my words if something doesn't change soon the only company that you will be able to work for is Disney

 

 

Sunday, 19 July 2026

Average Extra of: THE MONGOOSE Official Trailer (2026) Liam Neeson: My Reaction by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: THE MONGOOSE Official Trailer (2026) Liam Neeson: My Reaction by AverageMansReviews

Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects/shooting

My reaction: I have seen a 152 seconds trailer; the concept of this film/storyline is broadly speaking; this individual Ryan 'Fang' Flanagan [Liam Neeson:] he is a veteran of a war background that possibly is a POW or has some experience of being trapped in a cage, as even though he hasn't done anything wrong in this situation he finds himself in; he refuses to go back into any cage so he finds a car and hit the road; where this film broadly speaking is an road based action and journey to the location film product.

Which you get to experience some of this in the trailer with helicopters being used and obviously vehicles, it does look possibly very entertaining. I am just a little bit sceptical, based on the possibility that this trailer makes this film look better then what it is or/and possibly these are the best parts of this movie, the character developments and performances look well grounded versions of what they are going for here.

My prediction for this film is: 7/10, I think somewhere between 6 or 7/10 would be a reasonable expectation here, this film looks to be running off a safe and reliable framework and pacing as well, so fingers crossed this film should be solidly entertaining and as of this content being first created the release date should be 30/10/2026.

 

Saturday, 18 July 2026

Average Extra of: Argentina Need to be Kicked Out of the World Cup 2026 Final; Final Spot Given to England by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Argentina Need to be Kicked Out of the World Cup 2026 Final; Final Spot Given to England by AverageMansReviews

Related content: Average Extra Special of: Thomas Tuchel Needs to Go after England World Cup 2026 Exit Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/07/average-extra-special-of-thomas-tuchel.html

Warning: there is going to be some censored adult language and references

Argentina need to get kicked out of the World Cup final and here's why: they broke the rules of football: to be more specific Article 34.3 of the tournament's rules prohibits the display of any political messages or slogans by players before, during or after a match and as they did this last night after their 2-1 victory over England; they brought a sign 'Las Malvinas' broadly translated as "the Falklands are Argentin" so they have clearly broken the rules again so bye-bye World Cup final, this seems reasonable based on the fact if you have or had been paying attention I did say again; they did this once before in 2014 in a friendly against Slovenia where they got fined a financial figure, so logically speaking their punishment should escalate from a financial some to forfeiting the semi-final against England consequently England qualify for the final, I mean they have made similar judgements in the African Cup of Nations 2025; Senegal forfeited the title Morocco [3-0] to after protests in the match; so protests are protests regardless of when they take place; would you think this sign was? It wasn't a victory message, to bring the country together; it was an immature message that absolutely with 110% certainty should now cost Argentina the final.

But I don't see Fifa showing enough hollocks to pull the trigger, I should just clarify if this was their first-ever time of using signs like this one, I would have been okay with a financial penalty, but as it is the second time I am not so lenient especially on a world stage. But then again we don't have the head of Fifa [Gianni Infantino] on speed dial like President Donald Trump and yes we are not good enough to get to the final anyway, but it is now down to principle of if England had done that garbage, the backlash would have been severe, so I really don't see Infantino doing anything about this situation in the slightest, it just makes the entire even more controversial than what is already for us England fans, let's be honest for one Sunday evening I will be in Spain fan, they are pretty much the only team that have got better and better the more the tournament has progressed, so they would be worthy winners, before this situation arose I was more like 50-50 on the final it would be nice to see Lionel Messi pick up another World Cup especially to irritate Cristiano Ronaldo, but after the stunt I am Spain all the way.

 

Thursday, 16 July 2026

Average Extra Special of: Thomas Tuchel Needs to Go after England World Cup 2026 Exit by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra Special of: Thomas Tuchel Needs to Go after England World Cup 2026 Exit by AverageMansReviews

Related content: Average Extra Special of: If Thomas Tuchel Doesn't at minimum get England to the World Cup Quarter-Finals: Sack Him [other related content included within] Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/06/average-extra-special-of-if-thomas.html

Warning: there will be censored adult language references in this content

Where to start?: The first thing I want to say is; this is not a knee-jerk reaction, because I have been watching this from England this entire tournament and tonight was the final straw; Tuchel's tactical awareness is as bright as the invention of the chocolate teapot, basically close the game down and consequently manage the clock until full-time and yes that may work with the lesser nations, but clearly not with Argentina with roughly somewhere between 25-27 minutes of the match to go, he decides in his great fudgin' wisdom to clamp down on close off the match, consequently giving our yes I said our players No Absolutely No outlets to get up the pitch and either throwing the ball/cross and the ball to their box or/and defend from the front or play for possession football [which means making corners or free kicks or anything to eat up the clock, but also keep the football for long spells.]

I mean having 6 defenders on the pitch with this amount of time to go; with playing the likes of Argentina in this case that any of the big nations will only encourage them to come and attack us furthermore camping us further and further more into our box, I mean how does that help us win this game, if anything it literally hands Argentina the initiative to come and break us down for roughly fudgin' 27 minutes, which quite clearly they don't need 27 minutes or less to grab not one goal but two fudgin' goals; I mean don’t get me wrong if there were 5 minutes on the clock and you wanted to close down the game fair enough

The uncomfortable question is; how is this better than Gareth Southgate? Because it clearly isn't if anything we are going backwards... honestly we are going backwards... under Tuchel, I would have greatly preferred continuing playing football in some kind of attacking shape and still losing by the same score then actually fudgin' going out like this.

What I am quick we finding out about Tuchel is any criticism he receives, he doesn't know how to deal with it or better yet throws the players under the bus. But especially Mexico game, complicated against Norway and tonight the England boys gave another 110%, like they did with Mexico, okay we got a little bit lucky, but still gave 110%, and obviously some players in my opinion shouldn't be there, but that is beside the point the main focus is on Tuchel; he chose the players, he has been vocal about them in the media and he makes the decisions, so you should absolutely go, I really want Eddie Howe at the next England manager and considering he is getting less and less to work with at Newcastle and still expected to get results is beyond me, because I think the England squad need a bit of men managing/coaching, because what I have seen/heard under Tuchel as soon as they don't do something right or not up to scratch you will as I have already indicated throw them under the bus, but then again it is you that brings on to attacking players on realising you have screwed up and we need a goal within 5 minutes or less.

Which I am not a professional athlete, but I should imagine in situations like these where the players have given everything they have for the coach; to take some pressure off them or a bit more than indicating as England manager/coach or whatever the but stops with me or have a little joke with them like we have the European Championships coming up soon; we go again. Just anything to build up morale again, because I should imagine them around is right on the floor at the moment and they are looking at their manager/coach to be enthusiastic you see I know Howe would generate some positive vibes as I don't get that from Tuchel.

So if anyone is keeping score I did say if  Tuchel didn't get us to the Quarter-Finals he should be sacked, so in essence he has achieved that, but however his behaviour over this tournament and as I have already said his tactics especially on tonight's match was and is the final straw... I would happily see the back of him and to the squad that went you did what you were asked and no one can ask more of you... you did us proud, bring on the European Championships in 2028

Tuesday, 7 July 2026

Average Extra of: Supergirl 2026: The Hypocrisy is Off the Scale! & I Will Show You How to Criticise Properly by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Supergirl 2026: The Hypocrisy is Off the Scale! & I Will Show You How to Criticise Properly by AverageMansReviews

Related content: Superman 2025 Link  https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2025/12/superman-2025-by-averagemansreviews.html, Masters of The Universe 2026 Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/06/masters-of-universe-2026-by.html , Supergirl 2026 Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/06/supergirl-2026-by-averagemansreviews.html and then Average Extra of: Clayface | Official Teaser Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/05/average-extra-of-clayface-official.html

Warning: there is going to be some censored adult language and references

Let's just get down to business shall we?: I have given it enough time now before creating this content; I am sorry, but not sorry there are a good selection of content creators that should stop creating content and actually go and find a 9-to-5 job and not forgetting analyse every single one of their life choices, because I am not directly criticising their opinion of Supergirl 2026; because everyone is entitled to their opinion, but however I am criticising these individuals for broadly speaking whingeing and complaining like female doggies; when the related content individually or both were no exaggeration here 4 or 5 times worse than anything Supergirl actually has to offer as a movie; I mean on the woken scale; Supergirl gets a 4/10, when Superman is easily 10/10 and Masters of The Universe is 10/10 on the scale.

So if for some strange reason you can't understand what I am saying; by comparison Supergirl woke themes were pretty much there and thereabouts, which if you again for some strange reason didn't expect some kind of woken component to this film... where have you been for the last decade? But by comparison to the other two projects; their woken component and it was and is a component where front and centre booming maximum level of volume from a stereo and most of you were saying on average positive things or/and high praise for Masters of The Universe in particular; you should be embarrassed with yourself, simply because you have now put yourself in a position where; you can now get highly criticised and you may be thinking what for? Oh just a little detail of not being unbiased towards woke projects; based on you could like/been positive about Masters of The Universe 2026 and then being outraged by Supergirl 2026 when in reality they are both woke; I mean I am fed up of dancing around the elephant in the room; being two of these characters have a penis and the other has a vagina.... convenient isn't it?

So now let's talk about Supergirl as an individual project; DC whatever they like to call themselves nowadays frankly I care! They don't know their nostril from their buttonhole at the moment... no change there then it has been this way for years.

They failed this movie; from the advertising making Supergirl look like a cheap prostitute with leaning against a wall with her supporting her; with her jacket on waiting for the next bit of business to walk on by, or are looking aggressive or possibly happy as if she could be on steroids or some kind of drug, any picture of Lobo really undersells him as a character and now including Ruthye Marye Knoll; any form of physical advertising outlay was and is ghastly.

But the head of DC Studio's Filmmaker James Gunn and Producer Peter Safran; fast tracked this movie; because they liked the script from Ana Nogueira: when as I made reference to in the review of Supergirl; the script is an outdated outlay of superhero films and the only saving grace about it is the fact that we haven't had a standalone Supergirl film since 1984.

Now finally if this wasn't enough Milly Alcock [Kara Zor-El/Supergirl;] has been in a nutshell outspoken about basically why this movie/her movie is going to do badly/has been doing badly and broadly speaking because I don't have the fudgin' energy to talk about this complete and utter manure show; before I continue it isn't personal with Alcock, but with that being said and the best place to start is; we need to discuss this; when are film studios going to realise that this modern generation and/or future generations of upcoming performers; with 100% certainty need media training?! They just don't have the common sense to move left or right or reflect a question or anything streetsmart or/and including but not limited to keeping your mouth shut on certain subjects; as soon as Alcock made reference to any form of religion or/and any rainbow community implications; this film was toast so it takes that 4/10 and taken into 8/10; hardening those components to mean more than what they were in the movie is/was such a dumb move, I don't care what else she has had to say, because it's like if I was her publicist; I would be saying here is my resignation e-mail/letter I can't help you; because I may be from the United Kingdom, but I know as soon as you go after three sections of your society being negative or positive; be it the Christian community, the rainbow community or the African American/other ethnic community [in this case I am not saying she has, but all I can say is in the back of my head this would be another section of the population] but I digress in any way shape or form whatever you're trying to promote; domestically you will be incredibly lucky if maybe 25% or less turns out to go and see your movie in this case and yes on top of that you can take that 25% and divide it multiple ways; age, gender, word of mouth, lead role reputation; fan base or not or turn against them so that 25% realistically turns into at best 11%.

So where precisely are DC going to go from here? Personally nothing personal but they need to remove Gunn and/or Safran, because whatever this is? It is not working and it is becoming an expensive learning curve to realise this. On top of this you also have different worlds happening at the same time possibly separately or together so it isn't going to get too complicated too then?; I am clearly being sarcastic; We have Batman and now they have Clayface coming out at different points, like I did or referenced many years ago and we are talking about a minimum a decade ago then DC should have never tried to compete with the MCU, because there was only going to be one winner, so they should have come up with their own outlay of phrases; like coming out with; Daylight for hero or any positive characters, Moonlight for any villain or negative character or Eclipse to signify crossover, I know this sounds cheesy, but then again in theory it would give some kind of structure and offer something different to the MCU; I mean they could even break things down further to include Earth or Rocket to signify where it is taking place obviously Earth means on Earth and the Rocket means outer-space somewhere; basically you could have a lot of fun with this and basically view these films as genres of Pokémon types eventually; you see a little bit of creativity goes a long way if they were just too think about what they are actually doing and coming out with, I mean don't get me wrong working for any film company but DC or Marvel must be incredibly hard, but it is okay to actually have fun and come out with a real outlay of where you want to specifically take DC, but I don't get that feeling from them, I get that feeling from Marvel that they took a massive wrong turn and now they are trying to let's say back of the truck onto a better road than what they were going down.

In all honesty I want DC to be the best of DC can be, but we also far away from that at the moment; they need at least a decade of positive films at minimum to really turn the ship around, but I don't see that happening any time soon

 

Thursday, 18 June 2026

Average Extra of: Toy Story 5 | Official Trailer | In Theaters June 19: My Reaction by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Toy Story 5 | Official Trailer | In Theaters June 19: My Reaction by AverageMansReviews

Related content: Average Extra of: Minions & Monsters | Official Trailer: My Reaction Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/06/average-extra-of-minions-monsters.html

Warning: there is going to be some censored adult language and references

My reaction: I have just watched the 144 seconds trailer, and even though the storyline/script [I will give you the basic storyline/script later on in this content when I talk about characters past and present; but for now back to our rivers scheduled programming,] and everything else looks to be of natural progression as it relates to Bonnie and her toys as it relates to ageing in one way or another and from a computer animation standpoint as you would come to expect; the computer animation is clean and tidy and well presented.

But I can't be the only one thinking... Man this looks and feels really quite depressing from the aspect of this will be the second childhood we are almost through and I fully expect that to be completed in the sixth instalment if we get that far which let's be honest if this instalment makes somewhere between 800 to $1 billion, we can safely assume at minimum they would have discussions in the future about where to take this franchise next, I should point out at this point I am taking a similar tone pretty much all; ageing long-term animated franchises such as Despicable Me/Minions, Toy Story and recently it has come to my attention that Ice Age has another project on the horizon and they all will have a somewhat limited universe to explore at some point or another; have one-time scripts in danger of being replicated; either going on a different adventure or/and facing a different antagonist case and point for one example; Prospect [voiced by: Kelsey Grammer] from Toy Story 2 1999 [Andy's world;] where just in case you haven't seen this film he tries his very best to keep the collection he is a part of all together by any means and now fast-forward, Toy Story 5 2026 [Bonnie's world:] all the toys are under threat by tech in Bonnie's case it is  Lilypad "Lily" [voiced by: Greta Lee:] a seemingly evil piece of tech that would love nothing more but to monopolise Bonnie's time and concentration, in essence killing off some or all of Bonnie's remaining childhood way before her time as in this film she is only 8 years old.

I mean it isn't like Zootopia or/and The Simpsons [as of this content being first created there is a sequel/second instalment to the film franchise in the works to be released sometime in 2027;] where overtime they have expanded outwards to make their universe much larger and just to cover my back as it relates to The Simpsons this isn't to say that now and again they haven't gone over or revisited or anything else over time, but then again when you have been going for as long as they have you are entitled to do what the fudge you like really, but as it relates to Zootopia as long as they are smart about things they could easily get just as many Toy Story and Shrek 5 2027 [and for this franchise everyone will probably be giving it an element of grace, just because we haven't been in this universe for such a long time.]

My prediction for this film is: 6/10, obviously I would like to give something slightly bit higher, but I just have a feeling that yes this film will make lots of money at the box office and I am aware that a well-known film critic site has given this project 93% approval, but maybe just maybe this franchise is wearing a little thin, unless they re-energise is franchise throughout this instalment.

 

Wednesday, 17 June 2026

Average Extra of: Billie Piper was never going to be the new Doctor Who 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Billie Piper was never going to be the new Doctor Who 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Related content:  Average Extra of: Russell T. Davies statement on his and Doctor Who's future in 2026 Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/06/average-extra-of-russell-t-davies.html

Warning: there is going to be some censored adult language

What the hell is going on here?: Because I was just about to start on another piece of content and then it came to my attention that Billie Piper was never going to be the new Dr. Who, so what was the fudgin' point of seeing her? Or her agreeing to do this cameo when she must have known including Russell T. Davies that it would have sped up the speculation mill... I mean I defended her in the previous related content; Average Extra of: Russell T. Davies statement on his and Doctor Who's future in 2026, because how things looked; it looks as if she was getting screwed out of a job role, but in reality she was either knowing, but unintentionally screwing with the fan base, which unintentional or whatever it leaves a bad taste.

Because I don't know maybe just maybe I have been watching Doctor Who for a good portion of my life and whenever I see a new re-generation 99.9% of the time that will be the new Doctor Who unless of having multiple Doctors [I was just thinking I would cover my back with that little detail.]

Okay I am slightly urinated off she is not going to be in the new Doctor Who, but that is nothing compared to my frustration over the over arcing massive problem that can be easily summed up in this one question; what is Doctor Who now? I mean we all knew what used to be and stand for; the last Time Lord of Gallifrey; protecting the timelines with his various companions and has the ability to regenerate up to 13 times and after that death; no more, dead as a dodo.

But nowadays this person doesn't know if they are coming or going, pronouns specialist; now with a modified back story to have endless regenerations, which is lucky because especially over modern times, these Doctors last the equivalent of maybe just over on average 3 years.

I mean if no one knows what this universe is about anymore, the sad reality is; is anyone going to miss it until apparently sometime in 2028? Because as things stand they even get someone in or a unit in with real concrete ideas to re-integrate this universe or just face it this franchise has been well and truly cooked and should be left alone permanently.

 

 

Tuesday, 16 June 2026

Average Extra of: UK Government Now Decide to Ban Under 16's from the vast majority of Social Media Platform 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: UK Government Now Decide to Ban Under 16's from the vast majority of Social Media Platform 2026 by AverageMansReviews

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Warning/Disclaimer: there is going to be some censored adult language and references. Disclaimer any references relating to computer programs or anything like this I will not be held responsible for if anyone chooses to act upon it; any references or all references used in this content are strictly to show or indicate that this current government are absolutely clueless and their efforts futile, so once again I will not be held responsible if someone chooses to act upon this.

Yesterday it was announced: that the UK Government will be banning anyone under the age of 16 from all social media, personally this government doesn't know if it is coming or going, based on the related content of the subject matter and let's be honest with one another as far as I can tell, so this is just my opinion this is just an attempt to appease some of the British public and to hopefully bring back some of the Labour voters on side before the next General Election sometime in the middle of 2029 at the latest.

Because slowly but surely the UK is becoming a dictatorship and instead of holding the parents responsible for their own children and not teaching their own children about this big world out there, which in turn when they are out there they don't have the skills to deal with any form of life other than potentially crying about someone not using the right pronouns or/and anything other then someone that doesn't look cosmetically good-looking so consequently they have no value and should be shoned, the UK government has stepped in to already take away the right for an 18-year-old plus to freely watch pornography if they so choose to without some form of ID.

But and this is a big but you see anyone under the age of 45 and has some computer knowledge and spent time around computers would know this very small but very large like the Grand Canyon loophole or at minimum I am optimistic that my knowledge would work; that there are such things as VPN's [Virtual Private Network; like there is one extremely popular one that if you spend some time on YouTube content creators now and again will advertise it: and this is crucial for you to understand at the creation of this content in the UK they are not and I will repeat that not a legal, so I am perfectly fine to reference this; but other countries may vary and no I have never used one.]

So for those people that have no idea what I'm talking about roughly speaking; VPNs are basically private networks that for an example even though you live in the UK you could set your location to the US and get that version of Netflix or I don't know in theory set your location to somewhere that would allow you access to a minimum 18+ pornography or/and social media platforms and by doing so would make these new decrees from our overlords obsolete so yet again consequently absolutely clueless.

How about doing something useful like cracking down on places such as OnlyFans, you know having 17-year-old girls, waiting to turn 18 so they can spread their legs and take lots of penis and semen or/and vagina, to make lots of money and become the next Bonnie Blue, whilst simultaneously contributing to the mental health and loneliness epidemic; whilst women are exploiting this as for someone like myself I have repeatedly and consistently been reminded the only way I will ever have any form of sex again be it virtually or not is by paying for it which is absolutely fudgin' hilarious [obviously I am being heavily sarcastic] if you were to think about it for two seconds, from the perspective of; so I have to put in a lot of information to watch 18+ pornography, to apparently protect children as young somewhere between 12-17-year-olds; but they themselves have come on to an 18-year-old plus website looking for sexual release; but no one's blaming the parents for not using child lock on their Internet search.

But on adult websites as soon as they turn 18 they can prostitute themselves as much as they like on any adult platform, they clearly don't see in essence what they are doing and this government are allowing to do is to repeat the cycle for the next generation and so on and so forth, but the ironic thing is; the real life form of prostitution is illegal in the UK, and for those people that say I am not prostituting myself on these sexual websites; if you are getting paid for sexual gratification of another person and yourself; you are a prostitute, nothing more nothing less and don't make me laugh about calling yourself an entrepreneur, you are a prostitute plain and simple.

Finally just out of interest; you may be wondering why the UK government hasn't gone after somewhere like OnlyFans; it's because in one way or another they pay a lot of tax to the UK, so I will leave this content on this point; don't be misguided that this government is trying to protect those under 18, because as far as I can tell they won't try and stem the flow of newly turned adults from joining places like this, because of the amount of money the government can make so by definition they are hypocrites.

 

 

Friday, 12 June 2026

Average Extra of: Russell T. Davies statement on his and Doctor Who's future in 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Russell T. Davies statement on his and Doctor Who's future in 2026 by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: there is going to be some censored adult language and references.

This is from Russell T. Davies: russelltdavies63

 "And so GOODBYE from me to Doctor Who but HELLO to a big new future for the show, as the BBC announces it’s putting the show out to tender. As a result, there won’t be a Christmas Special - we only cooked that up to guarantee a future when no one knew what would happen, but now we do know, there’s no need for it. You’ll have to wait a bit longer for new Doctor Who… but you’ll be waiting for MORE Doctor Who than a one-off. So it’s worth it! For the record: there was no script, I never wrote it, and no actor was ever approached to play the next Doctor. You may disagree; fine, sit in that chair and wait to be proved right. You’ll wait a time 🪑 Now I’m as excited as anyone to see what comes next! Will they keep the theme tune? Will they lose the blue box? Will they bring back the Drahvin?! It’s all up for grabs, which is so Doctor Who, exciting and unpredictable and new! Here comes the future, vworp vworp 🌪️@bbcdoctorwho ️"

I am going to begin here with; for any up-and-coming people in TV or film this is how precisely not to leave a project or/and a franchise.

Because I smell a strong whiff of ball-manure and this is just based on my opinion mixed with common sense as things stand, because if we are going to allies what this statement is actually saying on one level or another, so let me get this right you cooked something up which now by your own words you don't have the need for it; on one hand I get it, I know how roughly the TV landscape works, but on the other hand if this was a possible outcome why Oh why did you reveal the incoming Doctor? As you will see this will not be the only time I will be referring to this; so once again let me get this right; by the sound of it we were going to have another regeneration for a new Doctor [Billie Piper] for potentially a one-off Christmas Special... is that what you are trying to indicate? Because if so that would have been a steaming pile of manure, because I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but we are going through regeneration as quick as changing your socks at the moment, but then again you make reference to the fact you haven't written the script for something that wasn't going to happen... so what was the point of revealing Piper?

Can I just point out with you going on about you can sit in a chair and wait to be proven right; it makes you sound like a complete and utter fudgin' moron and I am being nice here... And this is one of those rare occasions where I am justified in this assessment, based on the very tiny detail you were the show runner, so everything that has combined in this massive slump for years as it relates to the Doctor Who franchise guess where the but stops? I will give you a couple of seconds to think about it ... I am waiting?... If you said you... you would be correct, so this childish snapback at some fans is and was pointless, unless you were talking to a person looking back at you in the mirror... then by all means please continue.

The only ones I have any empathy for is the people that work on the show and need it to make a living and obviously Piper; as is it just me or has she been thrown under the bus here; holding the bag of manure; as in based on what we saw she was going to come in, now that is all up in the air possibly with Doctor Who going in a different direction? Who knows at this point especially with it being confirmed that Davies had nothing in place or worked on anything, so as far as I am concerned Davis can really fudge off!

It has also been indicated that we won't be seeing Doctor Who until sometime in 2028, which if this is remotely true or got the smell of truth around in in any way, I would feel comfortable suggesting this timescale easily sounds right as in a nutshell they have to get their house in order and just because it's the right thing to do I would definitely do something with Piper in the future in Doctor Who, because it is the right thing to do by everyone; because it would bring everyone back home side that had maybe grown tired of this franchise and its direction.

 

 

 

Thursday, 11 June 2026

Average Extra of: Doctor Who Christmas Special 2026 is Cancelled by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Doctor Who Christmas Special 2026 is Cancelled by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: there is going to be some censored adult language and references.

So where do we go from here?: The sad fact is; the Doctor Who universe has just became with poor writing a virtual signalling, rainbow wearing, political vessel and they wonder why things for many years now have been a complete manure show? Now let me clarify something as transparently clear as possible, I have said in one way or another throughout the years producing this content; something about keeping the plate spinning; meaning okay you can be whatever you like bisexual, of a different ethnic background or gender, but as soon as you have potentially a hidden agenda or/and stop that plate spinning i.e. you can talk about this that and the other, but switching focus from today's adventure to spend heavy amounts of time [okay you might get away with it for 1 complete episode every series or season;] the reason why I refer to it as plates spinning is because; by doing so and if done correctly, you can make three-dimensional characters with in-depth and before it became socially acceptable to ram your ideology down someone's throat people where more understanding and acceptable.

I mean having the 2024 Christmas Special "Doctor Who" Joy to the World based around Lockdown due to COVID-19 was not a smart move in the slightest, but to be completely honest with one another the BBC have only themselves to blame, because in a universe such as Doctor Who; they had forgotten they can make up their own rules as long as they try and stick to them; they decided to go with at minimum virtual signalling as it relates to Earth standards, which long-term was always going to fail, for one reason you would be only catering possibly for one or two sections of your demographic/audience.

So if I was the BBC; I would keep Billie Piper as the new Doctor Who, but make sure she goes into a different time line, where she keeps having flashbacks of bits and pieces and for some reason now and the end the TARDIS echoes a heartbeat and the Doctor has no idea what the hell is going on and alongside her new assistant; we get to the final two episodes finish; where the Doctor crash lands on earth outside a strangely looking hospital; but it is a Cybermen production plant and she meets the rebels trying to overthrow them; she meets Dave Tennison [David Tennant;] a blind old Scottish man, that has a dodgy heart and unknown to the Doctor he doesn't have much time left I mean he knows it, but she doesn't until halfway through the first part of part one of this two-part; she comes up with the idea of using a little of her regeneration energy to sustain this revolution leader until the end of the conflict.

She sympathises a drop of it which as Dave is human; it has a tremendous effect on him such as he can now see, but over time he can also see their past and starts speaking like the 10th/16th Doctor [I know if I don't bring up the 16th Doctor technicality some people will get grumpy.] But both Doctors remember who they used to be, but sadly the energy wears off and the human body breaks down the Doctor/Piper tries to go and synthesise some more, but Tennison, declines and he knows she can't keep doing it as the human body is not designed for that kind of energy and he has had his time as both a human being and someone from Gallifrey, it is now her time to go exploring and protect the timelines and don't forget to take your new companion with you; because he now understands why Doctors choose companions, it reminds us we are gifted and human beings only have one life, most of them are good people that for a short time remind us of our duty as Time Lords to use our gifts to help those that may be are a bit stuck or need help or in trouble.

That is how I would re-galvanised the franchise; to have this passing the torch and placing it in someone else's safe hands.

But I fear that; they wouldn't go back to go forward and go off in a new direction with a familiar face and a new companion, because I have just realised; by doing this that would be subliminally telling us that the recent past seasons haven't worked, No... Really No Manure they haven't worked!

So they have a choice between doing something like my concept or put it on foreseeable hiatus for like may be a decade or they could always cancel it, but there is so much that you could do with it, this entire franchise just need someone with fresh eyes and to be reminded that as I referenced earlier; you make the rules, you don't follow the rules of the universe, but then again if you can't find someone in the BBC with true vision may be it should be ended? Because as it relates to the related content section of this content, it isn't like every time one of these occasions have come up with a warning light hasn't been on in some way or another? Because everyone of  situations where and most definitely are things that they should have been paying attention to, instead of doing what they have been doing, which is sleepwalking with their eyes wide open into this now eventuality right here... so the only question is; are they actually go to be adults in the room and discuss the facts that the way they are heading it just clearly hasn't or isn't going to work and furthermore to keep standing by it and praying it takes is just so fudgin' stupid and is the definition of madness.