Saturday, 20 June 2026

Fuze 2025 by AverageMansReviews

Fuze 2025 by AverageMansReviews


Review Time

Warning: there is going to be flashing effects/colourful effects/mental health PTSD/immigration/domestic terrorism/terrorism/shooting/torture/cutting/burning/vehicle hit/medical

There is a bomb in London: briefly; there is an unexploded bomb in London; so Major Will Tranter [Aaron Taylor-Johnson:] a highly skilled sniper that also basically worked in bomb disposal for the Army; he and his team are sent in to defuse this bomb, he is suffering from or elements of PTSD as well ... meanwhile there is something else going on somewhere else.

Generally speaking: to be brutally honest; I couldn't stand this film; the storyline/script and character developments; storyline/script is well in conjunction with the framework and pacing of this 100 minutes film is... quite quickly incredibly tiresome as we spend so much time around the bomb... I mean don't get me wrong there are things happening, but just incredibly slowly or yet again this time in conjunction with the background music which is pretty much constant; it tries to build things up, but still we aren't actually moving quickly enough to match whatever the background music is trying to convey and then moving on to the later stages of this film; it feels like we are just scratching the surface of this character developments as we have no exposition on how all of this came together to this point, but don't worry without giving too much away we do get some exposition on some of these characters just 10 years earlier and then right at the end of the film we get what happened to these characters afterwards in some cases... but as you can probably tell I just couldn't care or I really don't care or this film is a complete waste of time really... it is really quite boring... and I don't know if you've noticed but it has found a way to really infuriate me.

Action; what can I say?... Substandard action for this kind of film, I would have said standard, but other than this big explosion and some sniper shots; the action is actually cheap and tacky.

Character developments and performances; as I have already referenced but in this point here, because they don't do any great exposition of predominantly any kind minus other than what I have already referenced; why should I bother getting to know these characters... when the writer can't be bothered to give me or anyone more than a breadcrumb here and now much later on in the film... so his character developments suck and consequently for an example the performers may as well be Taylor-Johnson as a soldier; nothing more nothing less; in a nutshell these performances are very hollow; like Rock Em Sock Em Robots; they will do the job, take a pounding and keep on going.

This film receives: 1/10, this film is poor; now it is very rare or just to cover my back it has been many, many moons since I have been this direct; I would avoid this film like the plague.

 

Friday, 19 June 2026

Calling It Out of: The Bloodline are Officially Back, But Hold On They Didn't Officially Go Anywhere To Re-formation by AverageMansReviews

Calling It Out of: The Bloodline are Officially Back, But Hold On They Didn't Officially Go Anywhere To Re-formation by AverageMansReviews

Related content: Calling It Out of: WWE Creative, Stale Product And It's Our Fault in 2026 Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/06/calling-it-out-of-wwe-creative-stale.html

Warning: there will be some censored adult language references in one way or another.

At this point I don't know which one is worse?: Sticking with Mr. McMahon's booking decisions in the hope that they may get better back in the day of early 2000's until his removal in 2024 or now under the leadership of Triple H with his holding pattern of booking since somewhere at the back-end of 2023 [he took over head of creative in 2022 and yes I know this merger between TKO, WWE and UFC took place at the back-end of 2023, but before then I digress:] where for a little while he really did show what the universe of the WWE can do, if they really wanted to with absolutely no one standing in their way, but nowadays as I have for you reference is this holding pattern of ball-manure and TKO this and TKO that and so on and so forth.

We are just here now because as of Monday 15/06/2026 we officially have the re-formation of The Bloodline, and I was thinking hold on, if my memory is correct they didn't officially disband to begin with, I mean all they did was stopped referencing them as The Bloodline that other than that, nothing really changed, basically what they did was go from Coke, to Diet Coke, back to just Coke; in essence it is all the same kind of hot steaming pile of horse manure just under a slight, very slight rebranding for while and then everyone has fallen back into line as if nothing has happened.

You have to feel sorry for Jacob Fatu, they struck a rocket to his back coinciding in him showing is worth as a big-time talent just for some time later for him to be fed to Roman Reigns, the most saddest thing is; I have seen this story too many times and if you don't have a clue what story am talking about every WWF/WWE fan knows of this story and it is where the hierarchy of this promotion had an overreliance on the old, old guard to the point where they had no one coming up behind them to replace them/pass the torch to and yet again we are rapidly approaching them turning point again and to see it basically play out okay slightly differently, but still play out nonetheless is fudgin' depressing, it's like they never learn from their mistakes and then wonder why wrestling content creators or/and wrestling fans bite back from time to time as now and again there are entitled to do so, based on the grounds of the amount of money they are being asked to pay out; I should just cover my back by saying that does not entitle you the fan base to do anything untoward wrestling talent or anyone working for a wrestling promotion, I'm just saying you are entitled to give in this case the WWE feedback regardless if they want to hear it or not.

 

Thursday, 18 June 2026

Average Extra of: Toy Story 5 | Official Trailer | In Theaters June 19: My Reaction by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Toy Story 5 | Official Trailer | In Theaters June 19: My Reaction by AverageMansReviews

Related content: Average Extra of: Minions & Monsters | Official Trailer: My Reaction Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/06/average-extra-of-minions-monsters.html

Warning: there is going to be some censored adult language and references

My reaction: I have just watched the 144 seconds trailer, and even though the storyline/script [I will give you the basic storyline/script later on in this content when I talk about characters past and present; but for now back to our rivers scheduled programming,] and everything else looks to be of natural progression as it relates to Bonnie and her toys as it relates to ageing in one way or another and from a computer animation standpoint as you would come to expect; the computer animation is clean and tidy and well presented.

But I can't be the only one thinking... Man this looks and feels really quite depressing from the aspect of this will be the second childhood we are almost through and I fully expect that to be completed in the sixth instalment if we get that far which let's be honest if this instalment makes somewhere between 800 to $1 billion, we can safely assume at minimum they would have discussions in the future about where to take this franchise next, I should point out at this point I am taking a similar tone pretty much all; ageing long-term animated franchises such as Despicable Me/Minions, Toy Story and recently it has come to my attention that Ice Age has another project on the horizon and they all will have a somewhat limited universe to explore at some point or another; have one-time scripts in danger of being replicated; either going on a different adventure or/and facing a different antagonist case and point for one example; Prospect [voiced by: Kelsey Grammer] from Toy Story 2 1999 [Andy's world;] where just in case you haven't seen this film he tries his very best to keep the collection he is a part of all together by any means and now fast-forward, Toy Story 5 2026 [Bonnie's world:] all the toys are under threat by tech in Bonnie's case it is  Lilypad "Lily" [voiced by: Greta Lee:] a seemingly evil piece of tech that would love nothing more but to monopolise Bonnie's time and concentration, in essence killing off some or all of Bonnie's remaining childhood way before her time as in this film she is only 8 years old.

I mean it isn't like Zootopia or/and The Simpsons [as of this content being first created there is a sequel/second instalment to the film franchise in the works to be released sometime in 2027;] where overtime they have expanded outwards to make their universe much larger and just to cover my back as it relates to The Simpsons this isn't to say that now and again they haven't gone over or revisited or anything else over time, but then again when you have been going for as long as they have you are entitled to do what the fudge you like really, but as it relates to Zootopia as long as they are smart about things they could easily get just as many Toy Story and Shrek 5 2027 [and for this franchise everyone will probably be giving it an element of grace, just because we haven't been in this universe for such a long time.]

My prediction for this film is: 6/10, obviously I would like to give something slightly bit higher, but I just have a feeling that yes this film will make lots of money at the box office and I am aware that a well-known film critic site has given this project 93% approval, but maybe just maybe this franchise is wearing a little thin, unless they re-energise is franchise throughout this instalment.

 

Wednesday, 17 June 2026

Average Extra of: Billie Piper was never going to be the new Doctor Who 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Billie Piper was never going to be the new Doctor Who 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Related content:  Average Extra of: Russell T. Davies statement on his and Doctor Who's future in 2026 Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/06/average-extra-of-russell-t-davies.html

Warning: there is going to be some censored adult language

What the hell is going on here?: Because I was just about to start on another piece of content and then it came to my attention that Billie Piper was never going to be the new Dr. Who, so what was the fudgin' point of seeing her? Or her agreeing to do this cameo when she must have known including Russell T. Davies that it would have sped up the speculation mill... I mean I defended her in the previous related content; Average Extra of: Russell T. Davies statement on his and Doctor Who's future in 2026, because how things looked; it looks as if she was getting screwed out of a job role, but in reality she was either knowing, but unintentionally screwing with the fan base, which unintentional or whatever it leaves a bad taste.

Because I don't know maybe just maybe I have been watching Doctor Who for a good portion of my life and whenever I see a new re-generation 99.9% of the time that will be the new Doctor Who unless of having multiple Doctors [I was just thinking I would cover my back with that little detail.]

Okay I am slightly urinated off she is not going to be in the new Doctor Who, but that is nothing compared to my frustration over the over arcing massive problem that can be easily summed up in this one question; what is Doctor Who now? I mean we all knew what used to be and stand for; the last Time Lord of Gallifrey; protecting the timelines with his various companions and has the ability to regenerate up to 13 times and after that death; no more, dead as a dodo.

But nowadays this person doesn't know if they are coming or going, pronouns specialist; now with a modified back story to have endless regenerations, which is lucky because especially over modern times, these Doctors last the equivalent of maybe just over on average 3 years.

I mean if no one knows what this universe is about anymore, the sad reality is; is anyone going to miss it until apparently sometime in 2028? Because as things stand they even get someone in or a unit in with real concrete ideas to re-integrate this universe or just face it this franchise has been well and truly cooked and should be left alone permanently.

 

 

Tuesday, 16 June 2026

Crazy Moon 1987 by AverageMansReviews

Crazy Moon 1987 by AverageMansReviews


Review Time

Warning: there will be flashing effects/colourful effects/drugs/animal waste/ hanging/disabled community/mental health/medical and any references I make towards being misfits, I mean in the confines of this movie only.

Two misfits meet one another: briefly; we meet Brooks [Kiefer Sutherland:] he is an kleptomaniac, afraid of water, struggling to deal with the loss of his mother, he also has a brother, they also come from a wealthy family and it is his birthday where his father has given him money to get a car, so he gets a motorcycle with sidecar. Brooks spots a nice young woman by the name of Anna [Vanessa Vaughan:] she is deaf from birth, but she can read lips, she works in a shop, she also lived with other deaf people and has plans to go around Europe on her own.

Generally speaking: the storyline/script; it is based around is short time in these characters lives and that is it; I am just indicating this is a situation/portion amount of these characters lives outlay and that is all we get. The framework and pacing of this roughly 85 minutes film is somewhat a liability; based on character developments and performances; one hand I get it; it is meant to construct Brooks' world with this 1940's music and wardrobe, which having said that wears incredibly thin after a very short time; so I get it, I don't have to like it, but I get it; either as a separate entity or a commanding aspect. But on the other hand; it does undercut our lead partnership from time to time especially Anna/Vaughan which I hasten to add is absolutely not a reflection of her performance; but if you have ever spent any time around different forms of disability; they all find their different ways to communicate to whatever level; so when you have our lead partnership communicating/without communicating this background music really does not our lead partnership off their stride from time to time; it is absolutely fine if they are dancing or running or swimming those moments are fine, but other than that the background music needed to go and that is me pretty nicely. But other than that the actual pacing is good.

Comedy, art, character development, performances and action; Brooks accidentally steals this mannequin, from Anna's shop and throughout the film uses it, in like a few different ways, you see when the background music doesn't feel out of place, more importantly when it is able to capture the on-screen chemistry between our partnership then it works incredibly well and how it should do with the physical aspects I have already referenced, we also have a coming-of-age component to this project between not only our lead partnership, but also between Brooks and his brother and then we have a change up of background music to signify a more mature Brooks. Broadly speaking the performances of this entire cast are all good, but our lead partnership of Brooks/Sutherland and Anna/Vaughan is absolutely spot-on and priceless so much so I feel comfortable without question saying without them this film would have fallen flat on his face.

This film receives: 7/10, this film is good; I wanted to give this film something slightly a bit higher, because of the positives, but because of the negatives being what they are this marking is the right outcome and there is an ongoing seen under some of the ending credits

 

Average Extra of: UK Government Now Decide to Ban Under 16's from the vast majority of Social Media Platform 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: UK Government Now Decide to Ban Under 16's from the vast majority of Social Media Platform 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Related content: Average Extra of: The Government to Consider Banning Facebook for Under 16's in 2026 Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/02/average-extra-of-government-to-consider.html and Average Extra of: The Government Rejects Banning Under 16's from Social Media in 2026 Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/03/average-extra-of-government-rejects.html

Warning/Disclaimer: there is going to be some censored adult language and references. Disclaimer any references relating to computer programs or anything like this I will not be held responsible for if anyone chooses to act upon it; any references or all references used in this content are strictly to show or indicate that this current government are absolutely clueless and their efforts futile, so once again I will not be held responsible if someone chooses to act upon this.

Yesterday it was announced: that the UK Government will be banning anyone under the age of 16 from all social media, personally this government doesn't know if it is coming or going, based on the related content of the subject matter and let's be honest with one another as far as I can tell, so this is just my opinion this is just an attempt to appease some of the British public and to hopefully bring back some of the Labour voters on side before the next General Election sometime in the middle of 2029 at the latest.

Because slowly but surely the UK is becoming a dictatorship and instead of holding the parents responsible for their own children and not teaching their own children about this big world out there, which in turn when they are out there they don't have the skills to deal with any form of life other than potentially crying about someone not using the right pronouns or/and anything other then someone that doesn't look cosmetically good-looking so consequently they have no value and should be shoned, the UK government has stepped in to already take away the right for an 18-year-old plus to freely watch pornography if they so choose to without some form of ID.

But and this is a big but you see anyone under the age of 45 and has some computer knowledge and spent time around computers would know this very small but very large like the Grand Canyon loophole or at minimum I am optimistic that my knowledge would work; that there are such things as VPN's [Virtual Private Network; like there is one extremely popular one that if you spend some time on YouTube content creators now and again will advertise it: and this is crucial for you to understand at the creation of this content in the UK they are not and I will repeat that not a legal, so I am perfectly fine to reference this; but other countries may vary and no I have never used one.]

So for those people that have no idea what I'm talking about roughly speaking; VPNs are basically private networks that for an example even though you live in the UK you could set your location to the US and get that version of Netflix or I don't know in theory set your location to somewhere that would allow you access to a minimum 18+ pornography or/and social media platforms and by doing so would make these new decrees from our overlords obsolete so yet again consequently absolutely clueless.

How about doing something useful like cracking down on places such as OnlyFans, you know having 17-year-old girls, waiting to turn 18 so they can spread their legs and take lots of penis and semen or/and vagina, to make lots of money and become the next Bonnie Blue, whilst simultaneously contributing to the mental health and loneliness epidemic; whilst women are exploiting this as for someone like myself I have repeatedly and consistently been reminded the only way I will ever have any form of sex again be it virtually or not is by paying for it which is absolutely fudgin' hilarious [obviously I am being heavily sarcastic] if you were to think about it for two seconds, from the perspective of; so I have to put in a lot of information to watch 18+ pornography, to apparently protect children as young somewhere between 12-17-year-olds; but they themselves have come on to an 18-year-old plus website looking for sexual release; but no one's blaming the parents for not using child lock on their Internet search.

But on adult websites as soon as they turn 18 they can prostitute themselves as much as they like on any adult platform, they clearly don't see in essence what they are doing and this government are allowing to do is to repeat the cycle for the next generation and so on and so forth, but the ironic thing is; the real life form of prostitution is illegal in the UK, and for those people that say I am not prostituting myself on these sexual websites; if you are getting paid for sexual gratification of another person and yourself; you are a prostitute, nothing more nothing less and don't make me laugh about calling yourself an entrepreneur, you are a prostitute plain and simple.

Finally just out of interest; you may be wondering why the UK government hasn't gone after somewhere like OnlyFans; it's because in one way or another they pay a lot of tax to the UK, so I will leave this content on this point; don't be misguided that this government is trying to protect those under 18, because as far as I can tell they won't try and stem the flow of newly turned adults from joining places like this, because of the amount of money the government can make so by definition they are hypocrites.

 

 

Monday, 15 June 2026

Hidden Agenda 2001 by AverageMansReviews

Hidden Agenda 2001 by AverageMansReviews


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Warning: there is going to be flashing effects/colourful effects/shooting/burning/torture/drowning/medical

Daedalus network,: briefly; we meet the creator of this mainframe which is designed to give new identities and previous ones secret; former NSA Agent Jason Price [Dolph Lundgren:] other than creating this network he and consequently his little group work for very lucrative contracts, but eventually they take this case after the death of Price's best friend.

Generally speaking: the storyline/script is something solid and good, but having said all of this; the execution is far from the best as roughly speaking this film goes on for 94 minutes and man it is ridiculously slow and what is it with these turning effects roughly just 90° angle; I don't get it, it brings nothing of positivity to the film, all it does is bring confusion as in what the hell was that? I mean I get the slow motion effects sometimes used in this film with the martial arts sequences; because that was filmmaking in the early 2000's for you and not forgetting this sometimes used background music of alternative techno or some kind of music like that.

Action and art ; as I was saying we have martial arts, including but not limited to our lead character Price torturing someone for information; by drowning them until they gave up the information by pushing ahead underneath the water in this fish tank and later on in one way or another we have some snow in some scenes/sequences.

Character developments and performances; they are both solid versions of what they were going for here; solid character types to go with solid performances to create solid chemistry.

This film receives: 4/10, this film is mixed; it is just really, really slow and consequently this project gets given this mark, I hasten to add that one point or another it was looking at a slightly higher mark, because on the whole it doesn't claim to be anything other than what it is; which is a crime, investigations and action movie; but man it definitely needed a rocket behind it, because with some speed/momentum behind it; this film could have been good, instead of being left very high and very dry.

 

Sunday, 14 June 2026

Calling It Out of: Ilja Dragunov apparently not been seen as a top guy in WWE in 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Calling It Out of: Ilja Dragunov apparently not been seen as a top guy in WWE in 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Related content: Wasted: UK & US NXT Kay Lee Ray a.k.a. WWE's Alba Fyre main roster run has been mostly embarrassing Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/01/wasted-uk-us-nxt-kay-lee-ray-aka-wwes.html and Calling It Out of: WWE Creative, Stale Product And It's Our Fault in 2026: will contain other content as well Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/06/calling-it-out-of-wwe-creative-stale.html

Warning: there will be some censored adult language references in one way or another.

Well this is a hot steaming pile of horse manure!: So you spend years, so we aren't talking about a short time here... years upon years building him up; whilst winning championships/accolades like; NXT United Kingdom Championship [including but not limited to his epic rivalry with Walter,] NXT Year-End Award [twice,] Male Superstar of the Year [2003] and Match of the Year vs. Carmelo Hayes at NXT No Mercy and on the main roster WWE United States Champion [as of this content being first created; this stands at a one-time reign.]

So it takes NXT/WWE main roster since 2019 to 2026 to apparently realise in their own mindset that he is not a main event guy; when everyone else knows he is 100% the real deal and should absolutely be in and around the main event scenes; let's talk about what is possibly really going on here and I did say it years ago, when Walter or/and Dragunov get to the main rosters, how are they going to book two very much very unstoppable forces; meaning they were going to have to be creative with the booking/outlay of their matches and yes they have limited Walter's losses, but seemingly as far as I can see it they want to obviously keep Walter within the WWE and clearly can't be bothered with Dragunov, because he is a pound for pound wrestler/fighter that is the only one that can go toe to toe with Walter, so by the WWE saying they don't see him as a main event guy, from me that translates into it just can't be bothered, so let's just say we don't see him as a main event guy.

So I find myself asking this question what precisely is the point of NXT? No seriously what is the point of it? Because you have made big names down there and absolutely treated them like donkey diarrhoea on the main roster; here is a very small selection of names; Shinsuke Nakamura, Carmelo Hayes, Dragunov, Piper Niven, Alba Fyre and Sol Ruca and let's be honest on the main roster more or less they have been made to look like chumps.

Dragunov without question needs to go somewhere like either NJPW or AEW when his current WWE contract runs out sometime in the future, because I don't know about everyone else, but I am finding the current product incredibly stale, to the point where I am vaguely, incredibly vaguely keeping up-to-date with things just on social media and I have to be honest it really does annoy me when you have someone like Dragunov that could really freshen up anything and yet they don't have the vision to use him as a top wrestler; and just for the record I can't stand saying superstar so that is why I went with top wrestler.

 

Saturday, 13 June 2026

The Devil's Own 1997 by AverageMansReviews

The Devil's Own 1997 by AverageMansReviews


Review Time

Warning: there will be flashing effects/colourful effects/domestic tourism/terrorism/domestic violence/religion/shooting/immigration/racism/bodily functions/medical/reference to Russia.

This film is based around the IRA: briefly; after some exposition character developments; Francis "Frankie" McGuire/other name [Younger: Shane Dunne/Older: Brad Pitt:] he is a member of the IRA and he has to go to the USA; New York City to complete this arms deal and whilst he is there, a supporter of the IRA pleases him family that has no idea who they have just into their own as he also has a false identity; this kind of family; the husband and father his name is Sergeant Tom O'Meara [Houston Ford:] he is a clean and hard-working police officer that opens his house and family to this stranger.

Generally speaking: the storyline/script; well I have to be honest in conjunction with the framework and pacing of this 111 minutes film there isn't much going on for large amounts of this movie and when it does get going, we are very quickly heading towards the final section of this project.

Action and art; obviously we have weapons being used and we get to see some Irish music being played

Character developments and performances; if this is what they were going for they hit the jackpot, I have to be honest I did cringe when Sergeant O'Meara was talking to his wife about this incident, as broadly speaking am paraphrasing for his entire career he hadn't done anything wrong and basically isn't going to start now: now here is why I cringed; I wasn't expecting him to keep this secret, but in the context of this film it highlights that a Caucasian, middle-class American that has no or very little concept of anyone remotely different or less than himself; basically what really got up my nose was how much of a sanctimonious person this individual is and allow me to make it crystal clear again I wasn't expecting him to overlook it, but please just get off your soapbox.

The performances were what you see is what you get Ford was trying to keep this film going and Pitt is as you will see is not the best here, on reflection and this is speculation but also a fair point; that this film is really quite a slow so in these two were left very exposed; I am not making any excuses here for them, just pointing out that this film has in essence no actual momentum so you can't paint over the cracks or better yet it magnifies any problems, but regardless this film is so dry that it could easily set tumbleweeds alight.

This film receives: 2/10, this film is poor; I mean this is where I would try to say something slightly positive, but anything other than me saying it had enough to scrape up to this mark would be a liar; so I am just going to stick to what islanders said and this film has 1 Negative award accredited to its name; The Stinkers Bad Movie Awards 1997 Stinker Award Most Annoying Fake Accent Brad Pitt Shared with: Seven Years in Tibet

 

Friday, 12 June 2026

Average Extra of: Russell T. Davies statement on his and Doctor Who's future in 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Russell T. Davies statement on his and Doctor Who's future in 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Related content: Average Extra of: Doctor Who Christmas Special 2026 is Cancelled [and other content related to this subject] Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/06/average-extra-of-doctor-who-christmas.html

Warning: there is going to be some censored adult language and references.

This is from Russell T. Davies: russelltdavies63

 "And so GOODBYE from me to Doctor Who but HELLO to a big new future for the show, as the BBC announces it’s putting the show out to tender. As a result, there won’t be a Christmas Special - we only cooked that up to guarantee a future when no one knew what would happen, but now we do know, there’s no need for it. You’ll have to wait a bit longer for new Doctor Who… but you’ll be waiting for MORE Doctor Who than a one-off. So it’s worth it! For the record: there was no script, I never wrote it, and no actor was ever approached to play the next Doctor. You may disagree; fine, sit in that chair and wait to be proved right. You’ll wait a time 🪑 Now I’m as excited as anyone to see what comes next! Will they keep the theme tune? Will they lose the blue box? Will they bring back the Drahvin?! It’s all up for grabs, which is so Doctor Who, exciting and unpredictable and new! Here comes the future, vworp vworp 🌪️@bbcdoctorwho ️"

I am going to begin here with; for any up-and-coming people in TV or film this is how precisely not to leave a project or/and a franchise.

Because I smell a strong whiff of ball-manure and this is just based on my opinion mixed with common sense as things stand, because if we are going to allies what this statement is actually saying on one level or another, so let me get this right you cooked something up which now by your own words you don't have the need for it; on one hand I get it, I know how roughly the TV landscape works, but on the other hand if this was a possible outcome why Oh why did you reveal the incoming Doctor? As you will see this will not be the only time I will be referring to this; so once again let me get this right; by the sound of it we were going to have another regeneration for a new Doctor [Billie Piper] for potentially a one-off Christmas Special... is that what you are trying to indicate? Because if so that would have been a steaming pile of manure, because I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but we are going through regeneration as quick as changing your socks at the moment, but then again you make reference to the fact you haven't written the script for something that wasn't going to happen... so what was the point of revealing Piper?

Can I just point out with you going on about you can sit in a chair and wait to be proven right; it makes you sound like a complete and utter fudgin' moron and I am being nice here... And this is one of those rare occasions where I am justified in this assessment, based on the very tiny detail you were the show runner, so everything that has combined in this massive slump for years as it relates to the Doctor Who franchise guess where the but stops? I will give you a couple of seconds to think about it ... I am waiting?... If you said you... you would be correct, so this childish snapback at some fans is and was pointless, unless you were talking to a person looking back at you in the mirror... then by all means please continue.

The only ones I have any empathy for is the people that work on the show and need it to make a living and obviously Piper; as is it just me or has she been thrown under the bus here; holding the bag of manure; as in based on what we saw she was going to come in, now that is all up in the air possibly with Doctor Who going in a different direction? Who knows at this point especially with it being confirmed that Davies had nothing in place or worked on anything, so as far as I am concerned Davis can really fudge off!

It has also been indicated that we won't be seeing Doctor Who until sometime in 2028, which if this is remotely true or got the smell of truth around in in any way, I would feel comfortable suggesting this timescale easily sounds right as in a nutshell they have to get their house in order and just because it's the right thing to do I would definitely do something with Piper in the future in Doctor Who, because it is the right thing to do by everyone; because it would bring everyone back home side that had maybe grown tired of this franchise and its direction.

 

 

 

Thursday, 11 June 2026

Average Extra of: Doctor Who Christmas Special 2026 is Cancelled by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Doctor Who Christmas Special 2026 is Cancelled by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: there is going to be some censored adult language and references.

So where do we go from here?: The sad fact is; the Doctor Who universe has just became with poor writing a virtual signalling, rainbow wearing, political vessel and they wonder why things for many years now have been a complete manure show? Now let me clarify something as transparently clear as possible, I have said in one way or another throughout the years producing this content; something about keeping the plate spinning; meaning okay you can be whatever you like bisexual, of a different ethnic background or gender, but as soon as you have potentially a hidden agenda or/and stop that plate spinning i.e. you can talk about this that and the other, but switching focus from today's adventure to spend heavy amounts of time [okay you might get away with it for 1 complete episode every series or season;] the reason why I refer to it as plates spinning is because; by doing so and if done correctly, you can make three-dimensional characters with in-depth and before it became socially acceptable to ram your ideology down someone's throat people where more understanding and acceptable.

I mean having the 2024 Christmas Special "Doctor Who" Joy to the World based around Lockdown due to COVID-19 was not a smart move in the slightest, but to be completely honest with one another the BBC have only themselves to blame, because in a universe such as Doctor Who; they had forgotten they can make up their own rules as long as they try and stick to them; they decided to go with at minimum virtual signalling as it relates to Earth standards, which long-term was always going to fail, for one reason you would be only catering possibly for one or two sections of your demographic/audience.

So if I was the BBC; I would keep Billie Piper as the new Doctor Who, but make sure she goes into a different time line, where she keeps having flashbacks of bits and pieces and for some reason now and the end the TARDIS echoes a heartbeat and the Doctor has no idea what the hell is going on and alongside her new assistant; we get to the final two episodes finish; where the Doctor crash lands on earth outside a strangely looking hospital; but it is a Cybermen production plant and she meets the rebels trying to overthrow them; she meets Dave Tennison [David Tennant;] a blind old Scottish man, that has a dodgy heart and unknown to the Doctor he doesn't have much time left I mean he knows it, but she doesn't until halfway through the first part of part one of this two-part; she comes up with the idea of using a little of her regeneration energy to sustain this revolution leader until the end of the conflict.

She sympathises a drop of it which as Dave is human; it has a tremendous effect on him such as he can now see, but over time he can also see their past and starts speaking like the 10th/16th Doctor [I know if I don't bring up the 16th Doctor technicality some people will get grumpy.] But both Doctors remember who they used to be, but sadly the energy wears off and the human body breaks down the Doctor/Piper tries to go and synthesise some more, but Tennison, declines and he knows she can't keep doing it as the human body is not designed for that kind of energy and he has had his time as both a human being and someone from Gallifrey, it is now her time to go exploring and protect the timelines and don't forget to take your new companion with you; because he now understands why Doctors choose companions, it reminds us we are gifted and human beings only have one life, most of them are good people that for a short time remind us of our duty as Time Lords to use our gifts to help those that may be are a bit stuck or need help or in trouble.

That is how I would re-galvanised the franchise; to have this passing the torch and placing it in someone else's safe hands.

But I fear that; they wouldn't go back to go forward and go off in a new direction with a familiar face and a new companion, because I have just realised; by doing this that would be subliminally telling us that the recent past seasons haven't worked, No... Really No Manure they haven't worked!

So they have a choice between doing something like my concept or put it on foreseeable hiatus for like may be a decade or they could always cancel it, but there is so much that you could do with it, this entire franchise just need someone with fresh eyes and to be reminded that as I referenced earlier; you make the rules, you don't follow the rules of the universe, but then again if you can't find someone in the BBC with true vision may be it should be ended? Because as it relates to the related content section of this content, it isn't like every time one of these occasions have come up with a warning light hasn't been on in some way or another? Because everyone of  situations where and most definitely are things that they should have been paying attention to, instead of doing what they have been doing, which is sleepwalking with their eyes wide open into this now eventuality right here... so the only question is; are they actually go to be adults in the room and discuss the facts that the way they are heading it just clearly hasn't or isn't going to work and furthermore to keep standing by it and praying it takes is just so fudgin' stupid and is the definition of madness.

 

 

 

Wednesday, 10 June 2026

Average Extra Special of: If Thomas Tuchel Doesn't at minimum get England to the World Cup Quarter-Finals: Sack Him: by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra Special of: If Thomas Tuchel Doesn't at minimum get England to the World Cup Quarter-Finals: Sack Him: by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: there is going to be some censored adult language and references

England Manager: Thomas Tuchel should absolutely go if we fail to reach the Quarter-Final of this World Cup; I was thinking I would start the discussion before the manure storm heading our way hits and the football pundits or/and content creators or/and British press begin, because as I have referenced in the previous two related content in one way or another; his selection is either absolutely hollocks as it relates to John Stones: when Harry Maguire has had a much better season in comparison; Jordan Henderson and Anthony Gordon or questionable absences over Morgan Gibbs-White, Phil Foden and even Cole Palmer; don't get me wrong so Foden and Palmer have not exactly had the greatest of seasons; Foden; 46 matches: 10 goals, and 7 assists. Palmer; 31 matches; 11 goals, 3 assists and of course we have Gibbs-White; 37 games; 15 goals, 4 assists.

But my point is; I find it absolutely baffling that 2 out of these 3; should be going but aren't Foden; I take it on board that by his standards it has been a poor season, but having said that; when you have 10 minutes to go possibly in the last 16 round of matches and need someone to come up with a bit of magic from anywhere then Foden is my guy and if I was Gibbs-White I would be thinking what the hell do I have to do to get on a plane to represent my country in a major tournament? Because with 110% certainty he should be going end of story

I really don't like the lack of inclusion as it relates to Dominic Calvert-Lewin or/and Jarrod Bowen; they could have as I have already indicated somewhere in the related content; they could have offered us something a bit different.

But no we are going to go with a very rigid team selection; and hope to any god you like it worked, with the likes Croatia and Ghana will absolutely love that; Croatia are usually built up to be incredibly rigid, bore/militarise and suffocate their opponents and catch them even not paying attention or asleep, meanwhile Ghana are usually built up on; athletic; strength, quickness and team spirit; so I fully expect as usual the African Nations crowd to be loud and colourful; as they bring the party with them.

England's potential plan B, I can see it coming from miles away; the Arsenal substitution of Bukayo Saka for Noni Madueke, Harry Kane for Ollie Watkins, Jude Bellingham for Morgan Rogers and Declan Rice for Elliot Anderson.

Why sack him?: Because his selection has been awful for this World Cup; consequently this tournament is going to be much harder than it should have been; I mean I know it was never going to be easy, I am not saying that, but when times get hard I was thinking, we can always bring on some creative players like Gibbs-White or others... but the fact we are still taking Stones and Henderson is mind boggling to me... when the more concerning aspect is the elephant in the room is this is probably Kane's last World Cup and we have no one coming through remotely in the same league of quality as him; I mean I find it fascinating that one country can produce the likes of Alan Shearer, Wayne Rooney and now Harry Kane and yet through three generations of strikers we have not won a World Cup or the Euros; that is fudgin' terrible.

Okay so who do you want to take over as the new England manager? Well I thought you'd never ask?... Eddie Howe, I am fully aware he is currently employed by Newcastle United, but the uncomfortable truth is... they didn't have a good season last season and Howe is still expected to work miracles after having two players that no longer wanted to play for Newcastle back to back in recent times Alexander Isak and now Anthony Gordon [yes roughly speaking they made £194 million plus on these two players; and yes they did bring in Nick Woltemade for roughly £69 million, Yoane Wissa for roughly £50 million; for player in his late 20s at the time; isn't worth the money and William Osula sign for a grand total of £15 million; which based on evidence I have seen towards the closing stages of last season/this season just finished he already looks to be a £40 million striker at the age of 22; he is quick, he moves between the lines like a ballerina on stilts; meaning elegant and a larger than life force heading towards goal.]

But considering I know some Newcastle fans want him out, I would be happy for England to take him off your hands and he wouldn't be failing up; the fact is; I think he has just about taking them as far as he can; it is just by the looks of it he or/and Newcastle hasn't had that moment of realisation yet.

 

Tuesday, 9 June 2026

Average Extra of: People are In Denial or Delusional about Masters of the Universe 2026 by AverageMansReviews - Spoiler Alarm!

Average Extra of: People are In Denial or Delusional about Masters of the Universe 2026 by AverageMansReviews - Spoiler Alarm!

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Warning: there is going to be some censored adult language and references.

Is it just me or are the vast majority of people just delusional about this movie?: From the outset it is perfectly fine for people to have a different opinion to my own, but the adamant aspect of denial or/and delusional aspect is frankly fudgin' worrying.

Look I spent hours the other day talking about the movie as you can already see as it relates to the related content section, but for people to broadly plead for people to go and see this movie at the cinema under the pretence of it being a good movie is pathetic; when it has massive problems which I am not going to list here; but I will give you an example or examples; in one way or another Prince Adam/Adam Glenn/He-Man and/or Keldor/Skeletor are just fudgin' appalling on every single level and for those people that say this film is not woke; you are talking absolute horse manure based on the grounds of; it's funny that [I am being sarcastic obviously] that in one way or another the male characters have been designed to be flawed or/and stick out like a sore thumb, when the entire female characters; character developments and be it performance or voice performers is spot on very good versions of what they are meant to be on their first time out; so are you sure with 100% certainty that this film is not woke?

Because I highlight again throughout the closing stages of this film they push 3 characters into more positions of power; Queen Marlena is now the only rule of Eternian kingdom of Eternos, Princess Adora/She-Ra [Lauren Saliu:] the twin sister of Prince Adam and the daughter of King Randor and Queen Marlena as she looks to be coming home and Evil-Lyn as she is now the keeper of Keldor/Skeletor.

The really infuriating aspect of Princess Adora/She-Ra is the fact that they do more authentic character development with her in one seen then Prince Adam/Adam Glenn/He-Man and/or Keldor/Skeletor combined in this entire movie.

Some point where I have seen this very similar character developments standard time after time and this is one of those strange occasions where it has nothing to do with Princess Adora/She-Ra, but consequently everything to do with Princess Adora/She-Ra; meaning I have seen this level of standard character developments as it relates to Gal Gadot as Diana Prince/Wonder Woman, Milly Alcock as Kara Zor-El/Supergirl is very much in a similar model: where they are clearly going to be grounded, gritty and above everything else have the mentality of an adult or at minimum be mature; which is excellent for them, but it is going to suck when an example/examples when they have any screen time with any dog manure character specifically Kal-El/Clark Kent/Superman or Prince Adam/Adam Glenn/He-Man and/or Keldor/Skeletor: in short regardless of universe I fully expect these dialogue exchanges to be mostly incredibly jarring if we have learned anything from Gadot as Diana Prince/Wonder Woman: because of the world we are currently living in I should just point out I have nothing against these three characters and their performers I am just saying it as it looks and sounds and on a quick side note I have made reference to the Hordemen, being in the latest Masters of the Universe movie, I am not so sure now based on I have seen this movie and I hope it wasn't them, because they look nothing like them, but some days ago now the information in the way it looked it could have been them, but I am hoping the information and I were wrong; yes I am just trying to take responsibility for the content I have put out nonetheless.

I mean if you want to read my opinions on this film you are more than welcome to press on the related content section, but for here and now as time passes my opinions on this film being written by the equivalent of a 16-year-old on marijuana that is also recently discovered masturbation stands without question as all of these other people are going on and on about you have to go and see this movie; when it really isn't like the source material to begin with and by and large all they have done is essentially appealed to the lowest common cinema goer and in actual fact I am just concerned about the potential of not seeing a  Princess Adora/She-Ra before I am dead.

So apparently Amazon MGM is happy with the box office taking of over $54 million [when this content was first created] against a budget of somewhere between $170-$200 million; I find this somewhat baffling, because the numbers clearly don't add up, but however I have been around films, TV and to a certain extent in this context wrestling, so in theory Amazon MGM could be happy with the level of engagement, praise for the movie and any other positives minus the box office taking, because as another content creator pointed out Amazon MGM has the luxury of having lots of resources in one way or another at its disposal, so it is highly more than likely true that they could be delighted with how this film is tracking on all platforms.

 

 

Average Extra Special of: The Men's England 2026 World Cup: Group Stage by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra Special of: The Men's England 2026 World Cup: Group Stage by AverageMansReviews

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Warning/Disclaimer: there is going to be some censored adult language and references and this is a massive disclaimer if you take any of my predictions as gambling advice I will not and I repeat will not be held responsible for my mental outcomes; do I make myself clear?!

I fear our group: Group L: England obviously, Croatia, Ghana and Panama;

England vs. Croatia: Date Wednesday 17/06/2026: Time 8 PM UK: now if you have been around football long enough or specifically the men's England team; you would know that this couldn't be more of a worse start for England, I really would have preferred one of them massive teams of international football; like Brazil or France least I can say to myself; they would be measuring sticks of regardless of the result; we could put in an excellent performance and still lose and say if we play like that for the next two games we will easily qualify.

But back in reality; over more recent times; England vs. Croatia; seemed to be one of those matches where we could beat them and they can beat us; I mean the last time we played them was 13/06/2021: Euro 2020; England winning 1-0; so this time around I would take 1-1; I really don't like this match, because I think they can really hurt us with the team brought to this World Cup

England vs. Ghana: Tuesday 23/06/2026; Time: 9 PM UK: I am really concerned about this match, because I know Ghana are by reputation a very good side, they are well drilled on their tactics, strength and speed, if we are not awake, they will cause us massive problems; the last time we played them it was a friendly where it was a draw 1-1 at Wembley: 29/03/2011; just in case you were thinking of not taking an African nation seriously, may I just remind you of what happened the last time England played an African nation in the form of Senegal; where we lost 3-1 in a friendly match; but let's be honest it was a friendly in name only as Senegal came to play football on 10/06/2025 and hand our posterior to us on a silver platter and if they smell weakness after our first game; we'll completely screwed.

Panama vs. England: Date Saturday 27/06/2026: Time 10 PM UK: hopefully this won't be a case of picking ourselves up after an embarrassing World Cup; yes I fully expect us to win; 5-1: as the last time we played them in the 2018 World Cup we were heavily victorious winning 6-1; but the time this match roles around this could be completely irrelevant as hopefully not, but we could be out on our way home.

So at best; I can see us getting possibly two draws and a win; in that order; which depending on other results may put us top or second or at worst I can see us losing the first two and winning the last one in that order; in all honesty we just need something from the Croatia match to set us off on a solid beginning; so in the dressing room it kind of tells the squad; okay that was something to build, let's move on; on to the next match and so on and so forth; and absolutely none of this manure about we are going to win the World Cup; okay get to the final first and then you can say we have the possibility of winning it, but not until you get to the final... let's just try and get out of the group first shall we? Which I think based on everything is now a hard task, not impossible just harder than what I originally envisioned with the squad we are taking there... I can see us coming second or third in the group, so in essence if you have any strange lucky charms or rituals start doing them now... because we are going to need a little bit of luck to get far in this tournament/competition: but I have even taken the time to highlight the important information for you in this content such as fixture, dates and times, please remember UK time.