Saturday, 5 September 2026

Real Steel 2011 by AverageMansReviews

Real Steel 2011 by AverageMansReviews


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Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful/child abuse/robotics/dismemberment/animal cruelty

Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots meets Rocky: briefly; we meet Charlie Kenton [Hugh Jackman:] he is an ex-professional boxer turned robot boxer controller, he is very much a deadbeat and not only that deadbeat dad to; to his son; Max Kenton [Dakota Goyo:] he is 11 years old, his mother has just died and his father has just sold off his fatherly duties for a lot of money, but Max is a technical genius and finally we have Bailey Tallet [Evangeline Lilly:] she is an ex-girlfriend of Charlie, she is a robotic mechanic and she is trying to keep the boxing gym that her father and Charlie train back in the day.

Generally speaking: the storyline/script is like most of this film generic, but it also functions as a origin storyline for everyone involved [ which is a pointless endeavour based on their will not be a sequel,] but there is by the by, I am just saying what this storyline/script does, but it really doesn't help that the trio of characters/performers really do struggle to have by and large any form of chemistry for a heavy amount of this film; to the point where it becomes like nails on a chalkboard; basically between the opening to roughly midway or more of this movie; this movie diggs itself a massive crater of issues and spends the rest of the time putting itself out of it; so yes usually I would say something to the effect of the framework and pacing such and such of this 127 minutes film is... but in this case; I will say when it decides to wake up as a movie then it is progressively better until good on aspects

Art and action; these robots have been really well designed not only visually but also combat wise as well; so this combat aspect of this movie is a massive we also have some robotic and/human training sequences

Character developments and performances; other than what I have already said about the character developments and likewise performances when this film becomes good, then obviously on both counts these character developments and performances and all that, become good as well; but I can't stress this enough this entire film is very much a paint by numbers project in its entirety.

This film receives: 5/10, this film is mixed; this film is very formulaic in every sense of the word, it would have gotten something higher if it didn't have such a poor, I would say maybe roughly around the first hour and then as I have already indicated every aspect basically pulled up its socks and yes throughout this film it is formulaic, but begins to turn the corner and right the ship around and everything becomes solidly good. This film also has some awards accredited to its name, such as 2 Winners which includes but not limited to BMI Film & TV Awards 2012 BMI Film Music Award Film Music Danny Elfman and 6 Nominees would also includes but not limited to Academy Awards, USA 2012 Oscar Best Achievement in Visual Effects Erik NashJohn Rosengrant Danny Gordon Taylor Swen Gillberg

Friday, 4 September 2026

Pay-Per-View Rewind of: WWF/WWE Royal Rumble 24/01/1993 Match 3 Part 3 by AverageMansReviews - Spoiler Alarm!

Pay-Per-View Rewind of: WWF/WWE Royal Rumble 24/01/1993 Match 3 Part 3 by AverageMansReviews - Spoiler Alarm!

Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects

Match/Stipulation: Bam Bam Bigelow vs.The Big Boss Man: Singles Match

Match Attributes:

Match Quality: 8/10

Match Slot Storyline: 8/10

Crowd Participation: 7/10

On Commentary: Gorilla Monsoon & Bobby "The Brain" Heenan/"Wiesel" 8/10

Satisfying Conclusion: 8/10

Recommend Watch: 8/10

Match Total: 47/60 - this match/match slot is excellent.

Comments: Heenan says something and I had no idea what it is; it sounds like one dollar. They are still talking about what just had in this event. Bigelow performance a excellent back side suplex reversal, then Man does a reversal himself or as best as he can with half a suplex as commentary will indicate he doesn't get all of it, because in a nutshell his back gives out, a good old-fashioned back body drop performed by Man. This match slot layout is very much about two wrestlers using what they bring to the table and makes that in with a little bit of ring psychology.

Basic Results: Bam Bam Bigelow picks up the W.

Basic walk-through of this event:

* Bam Bam Bigelow's theme music hits of "Bam Bam"

* Gorilla Monsoon: Commentary directs us to some taking two weeks ago on WWF Mania where "The Bad Guy" Razor Ramon attacks Bret "The Hitman" Hart's brother "The Rocket" Owen Hart with a sit down interview with Interviewer: Raymond Rougeau.

* Gorilla Monsoon & Bobby "The Brain" Heenan/"Wiesel": Commentary on-screen discussing the footage they have just seen. Monsoon sends us again to a promo from Ramon and again Interviewer: Raymond Rougeau.

* Howard Finkel/The Finkel: Ring announcer saying the stipulations introduces Razor Ramon

* Gorilla Monsoon: Commentary directs us to Backstage with interviewer: "Mean" Gene Okerlund with the WWF Champion Hart moments before this title defence: where broadly speaking he says Ramon has crossed the line and now he is going to pay

* Gorilla Monsoon & Bobby "The Brain" Heenan/"Wiesel": Commentary talk about this situation right at this moment and on top of that we get to see  the WWF Champion Hart roughly waiting around just before gorilla position

* Howard Finkel/The Finkel: Ring announcer introduces the WWF Champion Bret "The Hitman" Hart, with Monsoon: Commentary pointing out on-screen the parents of Hart: Stu & Helen Hart.

Pay-Per-View Rewind of: WWF/WWE Royal Rumble 24/01/1993 Match 3 Part 3 by AverageMansReviews

Pay-Per-View Rewind of: WWF/WWE Royal Rumble 24/01/1993 Match 3 Part 3 by AverageMansReviews

Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects

Match/Stipulation: Bam Bam Bigelow vs. The Big Boss Man: Singles Match

Match Attributes:

Match Quality: 8/10

Match Slot Storyline: 8/10

Crowd Participation: 7/10

On Commentary: Gorilla Monsoon & Bobby "The Brain" Heenan/"Wiesel" 8/10

Satisfying Conclusion: 8/10

Recommend Watch: 8/10

Match Total: 47/60 - this match/match slot is excellent.

Comments: as you can see this match slot does very much keep up the enthusiastic nature of this event and if you want to know anymore please head over to the Spoiler Alarm Version.

 

 

Thursday, 3 September 2026

King Arthur 2004 by AverageMansReviews

King Arthur 2004 by AverageMansReviews


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Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects/religion/stabbing/cutting/child abuse/shooting/impaling/drowning/burning

One last mission: briefly; after completing a task  Artorius Castus/Arthur/King Arthur [Clive Owen:] he is the leader of these Knights and he really doesn't want to undertake this mission on their behalf, but if they want their freedom they will have no other choice but to take this final mission where they find and save Guinevere [Keira Knightley:] she is an excellent marks-person  with a bow and arrow; this is their adventure

Generally speaking: the storyline/script, exposition character developments, framework and pacing of this either 126 or 142 [the directors cut, which we watched;] is just boring as hell, I really struggled to keep awake in a nutshell for now this film is either way too long regardless of the version, so consequently most of the time the cast are struggling to generate atmosphere control or anything, the framework and pacing... what framework and pacing? For most of the time this film just dawdled along

Art and action; yes of course we have some good set designs, landscapes, wardrobe and accessories and other bits and pieces, I mean; I honestly mean this really, really respectfully, but because of the way this film is meaning regardless of what version of this film you watch; it just feel really, really long and a chore to watch, so what I am politely trying to say is; these assets on any level are not strong enough to keep you engaged in the slightest, but however when this film decides to do these big lengthy action sequences such as for example; this entire snow/ice sequence where Arthur and these characters are trying to get their enemies on this icy water location where they are in range to shoot arrows at them, but the enemy is just out of range; so we have this massive conflict and then much later on we have this other massive crescendo conflict; these are the only two lengthy moments I can happily report that I can stay awake for; but be it individually or coinciding takeover from an artistic perspective or/and action perspective these two lengthy sequences are by and far the biggest assets to this project on every single level including but not limited to wardrobe and accessories and so on and so forth, but don't worry we have another asset to talk about later on in this content.

Character developments and performances; to be honest for the vast majority man on both counts they were just really generic character developments coinciding with likewise monotone performances; the only one that took their character developments and successfully put some life and passion into them was; the other asset to this project by the name of Ray Winstone as Bors; he is a member of Arthur's knights, he is very much an alpha male; loud, loves his wife and has many upon many children, but good to be in a fight with and has a sense of humour and I should very quickly point out there is absolutely zero chemistry between Owen and Knightley; so when they individually talk to anyone else like I have already said it is monotone, but them together; it really does stick out like a sore thumb that there is absolutely no chemistry with them or/and between them.

This film receives: 4/10, this film is mixed; it's just this film is way too long and when it drags, it really does drag on multiple levels as I have already alluded to, but this film does have some positive awards to its name such as 4 Winners which include but not limited to Hollywood Film Awards 2004  Hollywood Breakthrough Award Breakthrough Actress Keira Knightley, 8 Nominees would also include but not limited to Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films, USA 2005 Saturn Award Best DVD Special Edition Release For the extended unrated version

 

Wednesday, 2 September 2026

American Gangster 2007 by AverageMansReviews

American Gangster 2007 by AverageMansReviews


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Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects/drugs/shooting/vehicle hit/animal cruelty/suicide/medical references to racism

Our story begins in 1968 in Harlem: where we meet Frank Lucas [Denzel Washington:] he is the right-hand man that takes over from this mob boss of Harlem, over many years this detective/studying to be an attorney; Detective  Richie Roberts [Russell Crowe:] he is very good in his professional life, not so much in his personal life, in a nutshell; gets put in charge of his own unit to stop the flow of cocaine coming in to the US at the time and from here on out.

Generally speaking: the storyline/script is based on real-life events; that is not the problem well for the vast majority anyway, the framework, the pacing and the character developments of this 154 minutes film; for most part of this movie; the film has been roughly split down into; Lucas/Washington which moves with much more of a identity, progress and direction, meanwhile Detective Roberts/Crowe definitely reminds you that this film is long, but the closer they get to working together/or working together this film is good, but then again on top of that we have about 25 minutes roughly around the final quarter or more where this structure and film lose the plot and then it has too quickly pull itself together to a good standard to get over the line; when you are in the midst of terrible portion of this movie is unfortunately it is where this dog gets shot in the head [even though this is based on real-life events; I am sure the storyline/script isn't that greatly affected if they accidentally/purposely kind of miss this scene out or the dog doesn't get shot at all; you know come up with something to achieve your objective without killing the dog would have been much better.]

Art, character development and action; on both counts they are very much the generic outlook for the kind of film they were going for here; even though Lucas tells one of his brothers not to basically look like you have/we have lots of money it kind of sticks out and then burns his gift from his wife, but clearly has money as he moves himself, his wife and his into this big house coinciding these gunfights action sequences that are likewise generic for 99%.

Character developments, performances and action; as you may have guessed that character developments are a very much a paint by numbers out lying on what they are meant to be, which for the vast majority of this cast creates good performances throughout; but then again we have Washington being the shining star in this movie as the person I watched some of this content with; referenced and I am paraphrasing here; there are a lot of stages within the opening section and slightly a bit more, where he doesn't actually speak that much; he allows his body language, mannerisms and some dialogue to speak for him; as they go from the right-hand to the mob boss and the growth between one to the other and simultaneously what kind of mob boss he wants to be; be it respect or fear which brings me onto the one and only action sequence that had value; in a nutshell he gave this character time to sort out business and now it is time to pay; which I should point out Lucas has a gun point blank range on this individual's head so either way this business is going to be resolved right here and right now; in broad daylight with many people around, but at this point he knows this is his domain and people are not going to say anything, Lucas just wants what he is owed nothing more nothing less.

This film receives: 6/10, this film is good; we have everything I have said about this film this particular mark is a fair outcome and even though I am just stated it; allow me to make it crystal clear; this film would never been the same without Washington. This film also has some awards accredited to its name such as 12 Winners which include but not limited to BET Awards 2008 BET Award Best Actor Denzel Washington Shared with: The Great Debaters and 38 Nominees which also include but not limited to Academy Awards, USA Oscar 2008 Best Achievement in Art Direction Arthur Max (art director) Beth A. Rubino (set decorator)[in total this film has 2 Oscar Nominees to its name.]

 

Darkest Hour 2017 by AverageMansReviews

Darkest Hour 2017 by AverageMansReviews


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Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects/war sequences/medical/references to swastika and cancer

In Our Darkest Hour step forward a man to pin our hopes on: briefly; step forward the unpopular Winston Churchill [Gary Oldman:] he is a newly appointed Prime Minister after Neville Chamberlain [Ronald Pickup:] he in a nutshell was a weak Prime Minister dealing with the oncoming threat of Nazi Germany at the time, so this is the story of politics Winston, and his wife Clementine Churchill [Kristin Scott Thomas:] his wife that supported him and she was a strong lady in her own right, Winston and  King George VI [Ben Mendelsohn:] the reigning monarch at the time that didn't think highly of Winston to begin with and finally Elizabeth Layton [Lily James:] at this point in history she was the new incoming secretary to Winston.

Generally speaking: the storyline/script is excellent, we get a little bit of exposition on screen with words and throughout now and again we get date changes, so the pacing for this 125 minutes film is good.

Character developments, comedy and art; let's begin this content on a lighter note that now and again it shows that Winston accidentally had a comical side, be it getting out of bed and possibly showing too much [for those younger generations out there that are deeply offended by such things or such small things by today's standards of 2026 and beyond; this was back in 1940 where they had real things to worry about so this kind of behaviour was far from sexually intended, it was more like; we have to deal with war, we got time for small details,] or Winston getting his infamous hand gesture wrong.

The art is nothing but perfection; be it the set designs, the wardrobe and accessories, Oldman going from Oldman to Winston they did a fantastic job with that entire transformation, they really went with the authenticity of approach to bring this piece of history to life with attention to detail and respect to the subject matter.

Character developments and performances; the character developments are the rich and in-depth regardless of the size of the  role, but now including Stephen Dillane as Viscount Halifax: he is a part of Winston's war cabinet and in short thinks we should handle this situation differently; this film is a entire cast performance, but you see now there is a reason why I have made reference to all of these characters and their performance; they are very much linchpin roles to support Oldman/Winston in one way or another be it friction, love of a good woman/wife regardless of how they get there will always love one another; which I have to say this is a brilliant performance from Scott Thomas: as yes indeed she shows there is a loving side to him, but also she has to be quite strong to put up with Winston, obviously you have the King not being true King in on him and then you have the youth perspective of Layton/James and  Oldman/Winston is just phenomenal he absolutely embodies Winston Churchill as unfortunately he knew what needed to be done, even in this film it shows him sitting down and talking to the British public face-to-face for a little while or as long as this train journey takes to get to a stop, without using any dangerous rhetoric and safely without twisting things, but without being depressing even know the cost will be high what they want to do; Oldman puts in a once-in-a-lifetime performance as Winston Churchill.

This film receives: 10/10, this film is top-notch entertainment; simply put it needs to be seen once in a lifetime, to be brutally honest it makes you feel ashamed to be British really as these people were facing certain death in most cases, for our benefit, but when it is our turn to face our version of anything like a war [I'm not doing a comparison, I am just saying of our version of wars:] we fail not once but twice the future generations of our country which frankly made me cry a little bit and incredibly angry; if you have no idea of the two locations I am referring to Brexit has ensured that depending on your bloodline or ethnic background is going to determine what kind of life you are going to have, not forgetting we have put a chain around her neck of future inheritance that didn't have a choice in the matter and the second one is; Covid-19 where instead of standing altogether and doing our part, we decided to spread misinformation and hatred online towards those that were vulnerable including but not limited to politicians breaking their own rules and lining their own pockets, whilst families can say goodbye to their loved ones, I have always stated I never lost anyone in this time period but I had a cancer situation and other political situations happening meanwhile you had people catching some sunrays on a beach, now in present times we have this new world of; women essentially selling themselves on adult platforms having the audacity to call themselves entrepreneurs instead of what they are which is prostitutes, not forgetting underage girls going around with very little on, wanting the engagement, but once they get being ignorant they have the audacity to call you a sex offender some degree, women of any age basically selling themselves to the highest bidder for the best planned date where they don't have to pay, they may like one man but behind liking that one man they may be sleeping with another two individuals at minimum, meanwhile man are being castrated left, right and centre, because we have learnt as soon as we step out of line these women can make allegations of inappropriate behaviour of anything and it sticks, so we end up doing nothing, meanwhile we also have the pronoun war that if we forget or don't say the right pronoun at the right time we are labelled transphobic even though there are only two genders and one sub gender; man, woman and person that is it; it is highly inappropriate for someone like myself to talk to a minor about sex, yet seemingly it is perfectly fine for parents to give their undeveloped children on all counts it mentally, physically, emotionally or any level the option to be whatever gender they want to be which in essence in my opinion is just child abuse, based on the grounds they don't have the skills to deal with that decision. But meanwhile you have somebody like myself that I can person to every other section of our society is being left in the dark ages, but I don't have a choice I was born damaged and I get constantly reminded every day of where I am in the social taking order of things; so the more story of this content in this section is; thank god Nazi Germany of yesteryear didn't try and invade England today, because we would all be screwed. This film also has some awards accredited to its name such as 54 Winners include but not limited to Academy Awards, USA 2018 Oscars Best Achievement in Makeup and Hairstyling Kazu Hiro David Malinowski Lucy Sibbick and Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role Gary Oldman. 81 Nominees would also include but not limited to from the same award ceremony/event Best Motion Picture of the Year Tim Bevan Eric Fellner Lisa Bruce Anthony McCarten Douglas Urbanski, Best Achievement in Cinematography Bruno Delbonnel, Best Achievement in Costume Design Jacqueline Durran and Best Achievement in Production Design Sarah Greenwood Katie Spencer

 


Tuesday, 1 September 2026

In-depth Predictions/Other elements for WWE Sunday Night's Main Event 2026 by AverageMansReviews

In-depth Predictions/Other elements for WWE Sunday Night's Main Event 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Warning: there will be some censored adult language references in this content such as now, there are only really two fudgin' matches that the WWE hierarchy really only care about on this card and the rest is horse manure

Charlotte Flair, Alexa Bliss & Tatum Paxley vs. Jade Cargill, Michin & B-Fab; Six-Woman Tag Team Match: well considering one trio is full of wrestlers/characters they want to use on-screen and the other is full of jobbers I wonder how this match is going to work out?... It's good to see things work out well for Calamity Jane... Oh apologies wrong name Jade Cargill and whilst I'm here... how are things going for you Blake Munroe, I hope catering is nice in the WWE?

Lil Yachty [with Trick Williams] vs. the Men's WWE United States Champion; Singles match with a 5-minute time limit; If Yachty lasts for five minutes, Trick Williams will receive a rematch for the WWE Men's United States Championship against Corbin on the same night: I will just move on to the next match slot

Trick Williams [with Lil Yachty] vs. Champ Baron Corbin; Singles Match for the WWE Men's United States Championship: where in a nutshell Corbin has to get caught cheating somehow either with a chair or the championship consequently gets disqualified giving Williams the W, but obviously not the championship, this kind of match outlay needs to happen, just because of feud progression and/or if it doesn't it makes the previous match slot and this match slot a complete waste of fudgin' time and effort doesn't it really?

Oba Femi vs. Bron Breakker; Singles Match: on paper everyone including myself should be looking forward to this match, but because of the treatment of Breakker for some time now/long time now I can't get too invested, don't get me wrong if they did so much better job with him on the main roster at this point, I would say Breakker could still lose and look good on the night without taking too much away from him, but as things are it will still be a good match obviously, but nowhere near the level it should be or should have been, I honestly think Breakker needs to leave the WWE, that is how bad they have done with him on the main roster that he no longer fits in with the WWE product as things stand right now, he just needs to go somewhere anywhere to rebuild his career and when I say anywhere I literally mean anywhere so I am not going to sit here and go AEW, I literally mean anywhere outside of the WWE, because the WWE seems to pick and choose what blood ties to use and would once to disrespect when it suits them, but with Breakker it is slightly different because for most of his career so far they haven't brought up a heavy usage of his history, in a nutshell they have done an excellent job of making him look like a complete chump, which he is far from one he is a wrestlers wrestler and his mic work is clearly better than his father and uncle combine. But back to here and now I can see Paul Heyman be involved with apparently accidental dusty finish to cost Breakker the match

Cody Rhodes vs. Randy Orton; Singles Match: the being brutally honest I have no interest in this feud and before I receive any form of backlash; it isn't my fault that they so royally fudged things up the first time around with the whole Pat McAfee and Jelly Roll hollocks, but I fully expect something shady to happen so this feud can continue.