No Time to Die 2021 by AverageMansReviews
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Warning/Disclaimer: there will be flashing effects/colourful
effects/drowning/shooting/drugs/terrorism/animal
cruelty/robotics/torture/kamikaze/suicide/disintegrating/decomposing/vehicle
crash/vehicle hit/medical and there will be some censored adult language
references in this content. Disclaimer; anything I say about race is not based
in racism as it is a non-racist point or/and prospective, but obviously it will
be based in race and yes this will make perfect sense when you get to that
point in this content.
I hate this fudgin' film with a passion: briefly; Spectre are back for Colonel James Bond/other alias [Daniel
Craig:] a retired MI6/007 Agent that is trying to build a life after
MI6/British Secret Intelligence Service, but seemingly Spectre is right under
his nose, which eventually leads him to finish what he started.
Generally speaking: the storyline/script and consequently about 90% of this film is
absolute garbage; straight off the bat this instalment of this franchise is
just way, way, way too long at roughly
163 minutes; no way in hell should this film be this long someone anyone should
have taken a chainsaw to this film in the editing room, because as things are;
things are incredibly fragmented to the point where yes we have Bond his thing
in one way or another it jumping off things, vehicle crashes, being dark and
leaving somebody behind because they know he doesn't have a choice and not
forgetting the legendary and infamous James Bond style opening credits sequence
as it relates to the action and art, so I thought the knowledge that there are
some positives to this film, but the negatives are so overwhelming that it is
very much a counterbalance situation.
The
framework and pacing is heavily inconsistent and heavy chunks of this film the
performers are left to try and generate some momentum/on-screen chemistry which
is at best fleeting and at worst non-existent and everything in the middle
really depending where you are in the film and because this film is so long you
will feel every agonising chemistry and on top of that; because the chemistry
is let's be honest being consistent the scenes will feel really hollow from
time to time as this scene or sequence does feels much bigger because of the
hollow nature of it
Character
developments and performances are broadly speaking adequate to fulfil their
purpose which includes exposition, seeing an old adversarial and not forgetting
so utterly dumb and so harmful to this film and move along the franchise
regardless of who owns the rights now it actually made my brain damage so much
worse which medically minus physical ageing would confound medical science.
So before
Craig came back to do one more instalment there were talks of there being a
black James Bond and basically everyone over a certain age said no, for myself
as long as they are British or/and mixed heritage I don't mind, but perhaps
stay away from being German, I am not being racial or racist, it is just I am
very much aware of James Bond's background meaning World War II being a strong
component to James Bond and as World War II was a real thing let's be
respectful to all regardless of side that gave their lives, it just feels like
a little bit of bad taste.
But this
film decided to let's be honest very unwisely chose to raise two middle fingers
to their fan base, by giving his numbers to a woman and not only that a black
woman; I refuse to put her name in this content based on the grounds she is a
good person of what I know, she works hard and it does feel like she is being
used as a political virtual signalling pawn, so this is not on her, I just
refuse to talk about this immaturity and if you're wondering why I am taking
this route, it is because at some point in the film it does something what I
perceived to be unforgivable based on giving this honour and designation/alias
to this black character she decides to then give it back to Bond, so on one
hand we have all this virtual signalling garbage and then on the other hand we
have this black character giving up this prestigious designation and giving it
back to a white man even though early on in the film she was persistent to find
out his designation as if she would be angry if he took it back or out rank her
and here she is giving it back to him, without a convincing or in-depth
character building to make this look other than what it is which is formulaic
at best; this is just so ugly. But allow me to say this one more time I have no
problem with her, I have a massive problem with this script and how it has been
written, I just wanted to shield her and put 100% focused on the point based on
the script and nothing and repeat nothing more or nothing less.
So where do
we go from here? Because they are now made a massive hole in the franchise were
we have had a black 007, but not a black/other ethnic background of James Bond
and on a quick side note even if I was a woman there was no way in hell I would
want a female version of James Bond in the James Bond franchise... what to
actually follow this misogynist plus other personality traits... no thank you.
Now I'm not saying we can't have a female equivalent which could cross over
into his world, but give the female lead equivalent a chance to stand on its
own two feet and let it succeed or fail on its own merits, instead of being
tied around the neck with its massive baggage and other expectations.
This film receives: 1/10, this film is poor; other than that though massive opening
section with the action to the theme song and accompanying James Bond style
opening, this film is nothing but a hot steaming pile of manure, in my honest
yet incredibly frank opinion as the distinction of now being the worst James
Bond movie of all time, yes I am also including Casino Royale 1967 [yes, I know
it is a mixture between a parody and a spoof of James Bond; but it is harmless
by comparison to this film;] I mean the person I watch some of this content
with said I am paraphrasing and in a nutshell version here; this is not a James
Bond film and I would have to concur with that assessment, I mean this film was
released in 2021 it is now 2026 as of this content being first created and I
have to find the ending line of something to the effect of James Bond will
return a bit of a joke at this going rate as we are nowhere near close actually
having a James Bond to carry on the franchise under new leadership of Amazon
MGM especially after this pile of vomit. Yet somehow this film has some awards
accredited to its name such as 54 Winners which includes but not limited to
Academy Awards, USA 2022 Oscars Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures
(Original Song) Billie Eilish (music and lyric by) Finneas O'Connell (music and
lyric by) For song "No Time to Die." 75 Nominees which also includes
but not limited to going back to the same award ceremony/event Best Achievement
in Visual Effects Charlie Noble Joel Green Jonathan Fawkner Chris Corbould [in
total it has 2 Oscar Nominations.]