Wednesday, 13 May 2026

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie 2026 by AverageMansReviews

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Previous instalment & Related content: The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023 Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2023/12/the-super-mario-bros-movie-2023-by.html and then Average Extra of: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie 2026 | Official Trailer: My Reaction Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2025/12/average-extra-of-super-mario-galaxy.html



Review Time

Warning: there is flashing effect/colourful effects/transformation/robotics/shooting/cutting/stabbing/torture/melting/burning

The son has come to release the father: briefly;  Bowser Jr. [voiced by: Benny Safdie:] he is Bowser's son and the Prince of the Koopas, as you will see he is highly skilled in his own right, but for now he has come to the Mushroom Kingdom; but there are two pesky plumbers standing in his way; Mario and  Luigi [voiced by: Chris Pratt and Charlie Day:] they are twin brothers that are plumbers, but at this point in time they are guardians of the Mushroom Kingdom

Generally speaking: the framework and pacing of this 99 minutes film is straightforward in every sense of the word and it moves along at a good pace with some exposition in the character developments on more than one occasion with in one case this anime style exposition in their character developments; which is excellently done and lots of fun as well

Art, action and comedy; predominantly the art is very quick to see as in one way or another there is a lot happening; but before we dive into that they need to get something off my chest Yoshi [voiced by: Donald Glover:] he is a dinosaur type creature; that has a massive tongue like Gene Simmons [lead vocalist for the rock band KISS:] but if Yoshi chooses to swallow he can turn things into eggs and/or depending on what  Koopa Troopas shell colour; he holds in his mouth for a short amount of time; it can give him a special skill; like if my memory is correct if he ingests a red shell it gives him one round of a fire shot on firing. But back to this film; there is one sequence I really didn't like in this sequel and it comes to us into part; Yoshi walking into this sequence/with the camera behind him and then a moment or two later flipping the sequence where he is running towards the camera. I know what they were trying to do and that was to give a more immersive experience, but it just came off really clunky and tacky.

But other than that we have a lot to work with the planets aspects are fantastic, they have all been given their own personal touches; such as  Princess Peach and Toad [voiced by: Anya Taylor-Joy and Keegan-Michael Key:] she is the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom and he is a right hand Mushroom; they are on a mission to rescue somebody: but they are currently in this casino backdrop; where relatively early on we have this smart and elegant dimensional shift done by one step of Princess Peach: now this is how you do a more immersive experience dimensional shift where our two are faced with taking on some Ninji or later on an action sequence using elements of the first generation Nintendo being fused with modern animation or feather/cape from Super Mario World 1990 from the Super Nintendo and watch out for this information robot; he is unintentionally annoying but it comical genius.

Character developments and voice performances; broadly speaking first of all; the character developments are by and large solidly good; but I am sorry that character developments of Bowser, the King of the Koopas and ruler of the Dark Lands [voiced by Jack Black;] is currently being held prisoner in a little castle in the Mushroom Kingdom; but I digress; his character developments are atrocious and moronic; as we have Bowser at one point making reference to the fact he is never been there for his kid, much later on he says to Mario basically we had our time and now I am back. So in essence the script writers have flushed what could have been an excellent character development arc for this sequel down the nearest waste pipe/portal; I know for the people that have seen this sequel it is a very small part of the film; but they did the first part when he made reference to the fact he has never been there for his kid, so all they had to do was finish it off with Bowser saying; you know what Mario, I have never chosen Jr. until now, so if that means I'm back... so be it I am back baby.

I mean it would have been an excellent character arc, it would have given Bowser character growth using the outlay of coming-of-age which in turn would have given Mario a wrinkle of growth as he can respect to that level  Bowser's choice, but like I said they pretty much flushed this avenue down the nearest waste pipe/portal, so as it relates to Bowser we are pretty much back to the start of his character growth journey. The voice performances; returning voices are more settled into their familiar roles as you would come to expect with this sequel, the new cast members; slot in fluently well and can't wait to see what they have installed for them next, but I cannot stress this enough I would say on seeing this film twice now Bowser is in danger of getting left behind as it relates to his character developments, which by the third film could end up sticking out like a sore thumb.

This film receives: 8/10, this film is excellent; as you can see it does have some problems in one way or another including I decided to take a mark off as the thing with Bowser it just irritated me so much, but then again it does tick every box on what a Super Mario Bro's animated film should be, but as I have previously stated it does have that outlay old linchpin approach to another project and if you don't know what this expression means in a nutshell; it many do the groundwork for a future project with introducing or moving characters around or essentially getting everything ready for another project in the future, so I mean I have heard some people say essentially there is much happening, there is but without giving too much away they are hopefully just getting ready for a future project and yes there are two closing credit scenes; the first after the first bunch of ending credits which are artistically excellent and the second is right at the end of the closing credits

 

Tuesday, 12 May 2026

Average Extra of: Premiership Problem: West Ham vs. Arsenal Match Robbery: 10/05/2026: Part 4 by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Premiership Problem: West Ham vs. Arsenal Match Robbery: 10/05/2026: Part 4 by AverageMansReviews

Related content: Average Extra of: Premiership Problem: West Ham vs. Arsenal Match Robbery: 10/05/2026 Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/05/average-extra-of-premiership-problem.html and Average Extra of: Premiership Problem: West Ham vs. Arsenal Match Robbery: 10/05/2026: Part 2 Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/05/average-extra-of-premiership-problem_11.html and Average Extra of: Premiership Problem: West Ham vs. Arsenal Match Robbery: 10/05/2026: Part 3 Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/05/average-extra-of-premiership-problem_12.html

This just gets so much worse for the Premier league and  PGMOL: I have now seen the footage and I am disgusted by it; they spent the vast majority of the time analysing why the goal should be disallow for West Ham United, but when it came to questionable behaviour on West Ham players by Arsenal players; at best and I am being very generous here they got about 30 seconds or less of consideration with the referee: Chris Kavanagh saying “I don’t think there’s much in that at all, I’m happy with that.”

So my first question is why did it take so long? Because there was nothing and I repeat nothing out of the ordinary based on this season's refereeing decisions? Second question why are you now using a ruling which hasn't been used for roughly 2 years? Third question; why hasn't any of the Arsenal corners been under this level of scrutiny and I mean 5 minutes; I hope they are very much aware they are setting a very dangerous standard, meaning every goal matters right? Every game matters right? Every job in football matters right? I mean 3 points is the difference between winning and losing or some manager losing their job or some stadium staff losing their job because the football club, can't afford to keep them right? Fourth question; I hope there is an ongoing investigation to why Kavanagh very quickly waved away any possible penalty for West Ham? Fifth question it has been alleged that Kavanagh was said to be confused by what he was seeing, so if this is/was remotely the case, why give him this crucial decision to make? Sixth and suspicious question; why was Kavanagh given the duty to referee this match? When it has been alleged that he is an Arsenal fan [now I know other content creators have shown evidence which I am also about to use; tweet from 2009 from his platform saying and I quote "I love how arsenal play"]

So forgive me I am a little brain damage actually I have a lot of brain damage... So did anyone else want to question if this was even appropriate for him to referee this match and because I am trying to keep this content professional, I am not going to even take the low road, all I am going to say is he should have never been down to referee this match regardless of what happened.

So based on current information; we have two choices; 1. Replay match or 2. Scrap VAR: because it was created apparently to clear up confusion and not add to it; it clearly doesn't do anything apart from take away the fun, it clearly divides fans more and more to the point where we are just angry; that Arsenal have been doing this kind of thing all season long and yet when another club does it against them, then we enforce the rule and as I have been dictating this content you have other football fans pointing out the other fouls that Kavanagh dismissed and calling it corruption which I strongly agree with.

Because you can speak to any football fan minus Arsenal at the moment and we are asking for one, just one thing... consistency which is another thing which VAR has failed spectacularly to provide; so to finish off this content; to resolve this issue I am calling for VAR to be scrapped from the start of next season, because now I have seen behind the curtain I don't like what I see and as I have already referenced it has failed spectacularly, I'm not kidding you to appease everyone I am strongly saying VAR needs to go, and very finely this is a call to all football fans stop saying it was the right decision, because if we were playing in another season, where we were all playing by the same laws I would say yes; keeping in mind I just said if we were playing by the same rules including being physical with one another.

Believe it or not I am desperately trying to bring this content to close, but I have just found out this:

"The Premier League's Key Match Incidents panel found referee errors denied penalties to opponents in Arsenal's 1-0 victories against Everton, Chelsea, and Brighton this season, potentially worth six points in the tight title race where Arsenal lead Manchester City by five points. Yet league data reveals Chelsea, Bournemouth, and Newcastle benefited from more net errors in their favor. Arsenal supporters counter with memories of harsh red cards last season, while the Gunners stay unbeaten in 10 after their latest 1-0 win at West Ham, keeping every decision under intense scrutiny as the race continues."

I need without that even though this is in my content I didn't dictate this and I do take responsibility for it; I'm just saying this is where we currently are at the moment.

 

 

Average Extra of: Premiership Problem: West Ham vs. Arsenal Match Robbery: 10/05/2026: Part 3 by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Premiership Problem: West Ham vs. Arsenal Match Robbery: 10/05/2026: Part 3 by AverageMansReviews

Related content: Average Extra of: Premiership Problem: West Ham vs. Arsenal Match Robbery: 10/05/2026 Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/05/average-extra-of-premiership-problem.html and Average Extra of: Premiership Problem: West Ham vs. Arsenal Match Robbery: 10/05/2026: Part 2 Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/05/average-extra-of-premiership-problem_11.html

This entire situation is making a Premier league look a complete joke: to the point where I'm getting so fed up with it, because minus the Arsenal fans obviously, because what I have seen every since this incident is there a complete lack of maturity and deliberately winding other fans up [which I have already received some myself, but I have chosen to ignore it now,] where it is now getting to the point of spilling over, so if you receive anything like death threats eventually you only have themselves to blame... I hasten to add incredibly quickly if this does become reality I do not condone this behaviour either.

But the main focus of this content is the following; I have just seen a clip of Sky Sports football pundit Jamie Carragher [on Monday Night Football: 11/05/2026; qualified this situation as essentially "pushing the boundaries."

So my thinking is; when you have to qualify things using this style of language is usually implies; try not to get caught in a situation verbally, so hypothetically if this was a court of law; I would be hounding him on this usage of language, because it is slight acknowledgement that this isn't clean and tidy in the rules of the game, so by definition by his own acknowledgement if it isn't in the rules of the game, it is qualified as breaking the rules; better known as cheating.

But to justify his opinion, he shows some of the footage that apparently in his eyes are not the same, then he goes on to show footage from three years ago in a Leicester match with Arsenal or vice versa that was the same, yet again if this was in the court of law, I would be hounding him for his usage of this method, based on it smells of desperation.

My point being if you have to qualify; if you have to qualify your perspective/opinion with not completely certain language, with footage from other matches then this is deemed as clutching at straws and if he is working so hard to justify it; it yet again highlights that this goal shouldn’t have been overturned; if it takes this amount of effort and resources to do so then the goal should have stood.

But my point throughout this ongoing situation is if they are going to disallow this goal, I want as a football fan all of the other goals the Arsenal have scored from corners this season checked, and checked again each goal taking five minutes each, because okay as I keep saying we have moved on from this goal or disallowed goal, if that is in the rules of the game so be it, but like I said if you have to qualify things using the language of  "pushing the boundaries" then that is a cheap and may I just say a nasty get out clause.

I am now at the point of; you know what would solve this problem?: Play the match again, I have already had someone laugh at me for suggesting this, but what else can we do? Everyone knew going in to this match of the stakes were involved and the referee unit absolutely choked, where you have for all fans and pundits and everyone else sharing their opinion; broadly speaking okay if there was a disallowed goal how about this? How about this? How about this? Okay we accept it was a foul, how about when Arsenal did this? How about this one? How about that one?

So yes my idea is completely crazy and unheard-of, but you tell me how we are going to get over this unprecedented situation? Where of course Arsenal and anyone connected to them just don't care, well if that is what you want to be remembered for good for you... But for me personally this has been a complete shambles and Arsenal have brought the game into disrepute this entire season, so when you have people like Piers Morgan saying all calling this squad the greatest in football history; he is clearly poking fun surely? He can't be serious... Because The Invincibles squad [2003-2004: which is the last time they won the premiership title with dignity, respect and justified winners of the premiership:] would run rings around this modern squad; because this modern squad can't function without Bukayo Saka or/and Declan Rice as The Invincibles were fortunate to have a squad of players that would fit in and in some cases just go out there and work for the result and actually play football instead of choosing to hit the ground.

Mark Halsey [ex-premiership referee] I am paraphrasing he brings up the entire point of this discussion and there is the level of inconsistency; for me this is why we are continuing to have this hot topic debate, which at the end of the day puts one club closer to winning the premiership title and the other closer to relegation and what if West Ham get relegated by one point? For the rest of eternity this almost Arsenal championship winning season will be clouded in controversy.

The premiership and Arsenal are individually or together making a rod for their own back for next season and I keep warning people okay you may go on to win the premiership this year; how about next year? How about three years from now? Meaning football fans don't forget and every Arsenal corner will be heavily scrutinised from now on until the end of time and finally I really do agree with Paul Scholes: when he makes reference to; this could be the worst team to ever win the premiership title.

 

 

Average Extra of: Saturday Night Live UK: Confirmed for Series 2 by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Saturday Night Live UK: Confirmed for Series 2 by AverageMansReviews

Related content: Saturday Night Live UK [Season 1,] Episode 1: Host: Tina Fey & Music Guest: Wet Leg Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/04/saturday-night-live-uk-season-1-episode.html , Saturday Night Live UK [Season 1,] Episode 2: Host: Jamie Dornan & Music Guests: Wolf Alice Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/04/saturday-night-live-uk-season-1-episode_3.html and then Saturday Night Live UK [Season 1,] Episode 3: Host: Riz Ahmed & Music Guests: Kasabian Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/04/saturday-night-live-uk-season-1-episode_5.html ... these are just the first three episodes

So some days ago: it was announced/confirmed that Saturday Night Live UK will be returning for series 2: with a increase in a number of episodes from 8 to 12 episodes, the only and this is not a criticism more of a friendly observation, you may want to produce one or two more skits [throughout the week] so when it is show time; it gives you more of an opportunity to catch your breath, because from time to time, some of you look out of it on your feet a bit; you know you are still having fun, but running on empty a bit. But besides that I have to say congratulations to everyone involved, because they clearly worked hard and have fun producing and putting it out live, I mean broadly speaking I was a little bit concerned in the earlier episodes in particular episode 2, but since then they have come on leaps and bounds, I am just delighted that this program is going to be returning and once again congratulations to everyone involved; it is richly deserved.

 

Monday, 11 May 2026

Average Extra of: Premiership Problem: West Ham vs. Arsenal Match Robbery: 10/05/2026: Part 2 by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Premiership Problem: West Ham vs. Arsenal Match Robbery: 10/05/2026: Part 2 by AverageMansReviews

Related content: Average Extra of: Premiership Problem: West Ham vs. Arsenal Match Robbery: 10/05/2026 Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/05/average-extra-of-premiership-problem.html

I like how the rest of the football community: get it and the vast majority of Arsenal fans or anyone remotely connected to Arsenal just don't get it or want to get it. Meaning okay you want to disallow the West Ham equaliser for a foul on the Arsenal goalkeeper: David Raya. From the rest of the football community to Arsenal fans; where has this ruling being for somewhere between 18 months to 2 years? If you don't get it yet allow me to explain, we are not just talking about this situation, we are talking about multiples situations and as I referenced in the connecting content one of the main reasons that the Arsenal fans don't want to discuss things as adults or being unbiased is because they know they have profited the most with 17 goals using similar or identical tactics, where the football community has slightly moved the question on to okay this allow that goal, now how about the 17 goals Arsenal have scored this season?

Because over just the last 24 hours I have seen other content creators asking reasonable questions about this goal for Arsenal or that goal for Arsenal, based on seemingly the standardbearer of the West Ham disallowed goal

For me Professional Game Match Officials Limited have royally screwed up, because they have put in place this massive grey area of what is and isn't a foul and for a long time now Arsenal have been exploiting that grey area, as things stand allegedly West Ham will be going to talk to the PGMOL as they should, because it West Ham get relegated based on one point, then questions will have to be asked and also like to referenced in the connecting content by hook or by crook Arsenal have found a way to win the premiership good for them... but based on this turn of events if they go on to win the league there will be forever this asterix against this premiership title win, because of the 17 goals that showed or shouldn't have been allowed based on a rule that hadn't been enforced for a large time and then, conveniently when it mattered, but don't get it yet every decision or every opportunity of a decision matches regardless of where a club is in whatever league and for those Arsenal fans massively celebrating possibly winning the league, let me remind you; you are making a rod for your own back for years to come.

 

 

Sunday, 10 May 2026

Average Extra of: Premiership Problem: West Ham vs. Arsenal Match Robbery: 10/05/2026 by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Premiership Problem: West Ham vs. Arsenal Match Robbery: 10/05/2026 by AverageMansReviews

Now we have a problem... Premiership: the problem is quite clearly you have made a pig's ear of this one decision to disallow this goal for West Ham and the funny thing is over minus Arsenal fans obviously you have all the different football fans from different leagues myself included asking if this rule has been in place for the last 18 months, how come it hasn't been remotely enforced? Further to the point how come whenever Arsenal score from this method the goal hasn't been disallowed? I have seen many incidents where they have been basically hassling the goalkeeper and handling the goalkeeper in question including but not limited to the defenders yet the goal stood.

Yet when no disrespect but a smaller club in West Ham do it... you take every proper caution roughly about 4 minutes, you have a proper conversation about it, you look in any look again and then you look again, this incident is a national embarrassment.

My language when I say; it is a national embarrassment, I am absolutely fine in using it, because minus the Arsenal fans again, because anyone with two brain cells would have the intelligence to point out that Arsenal scoring 17 goals [as of this content being first created,] using this style of corner as in everything on top of the goalkeeper;] if the referee in it had used the same protocol I can see 10 goals being talked off easily; for essentially manhandling either the goalkeeper or defensive players; this is sloppy refereeing and on top of that or they actually don't discuss the way that Arsenal have brought the premiership into national shame; with the alleged way they play football, taking up that much time as possible, hitting the floor as much possible, but then again get angry when a small club like West Ham play them at their own game, I like how people are saying Arsenal's Number 1 goalkeeper; David Raya is the best and will win them the premiership: unless he is mutating into Spider-Man; his hands/possession spend a lot longer then 8 seconds around the football, so by letter of the law you should have booked twice for time wasting consequently sent off: just the record Raya can't hold a candle to Peter or/and Kasper Schmeichel: they individually earned their accolades.

The sad thing is; we have had this for most of the season where the Arsenal fans have been deluded and yes you have been deluded, as I have right now some Arsenal fans goading me on social media and I am not going to bite, because... Good for you... you have found a way to win by hook or by crook... good for you.

Now allow me to educate you... you poor Arsenal fans or the majority of you... for me personally I couldn't be associated with this absolute joke of a football club and its deluded hostile fans, the only ones that have any dignity putting on the Arsenal shirt is your women's side, as they play with passion, highly skilled and play the game how it should be played and whilst I am talking about Arsenal can somebody please put a sock in Martin Keown's mouth, I can listen to anyone else that has played for Arsenal, defending Arsenal or anything over just not him, at least any other ex-player tells it as it is good, bad, the ugly, but everything that comes out of Keown's mouth is completely 100% biased and 9 times out of 10 I don't want to see anyone lose their job, but for him and on the biased reasoning I would like him to not be given a platform to be honest, if you can't do a professional job and be unbiased then get stepping.

But I digress; back to the Arsenal fans; you are aware that if you win the premiership this year, you will be the most undeserving team to ever do this and on top of that every football club around the country would be absolutely delighted for you to fall on your face for the next decade at least to not win it right? That is the kind of level at minimum dislike you are cultivating with your biased, loud brash attitude and if you can put up with that; that is all good, but when the bubble bursts, don't be surprised if there isn't any sympathy or empathy or any kind words, because as things stand you're making a rod your own back that will eventually hit you on the butt.

To finish off; I hope the premiership review that this whole season; to make it harder for Arsenal or/and any other clubs that are thinking of adopting these tactics to make me think twice, because by the looks of it West Ham will be paying the ultimate price, which I actually feel an element of empathy or sympathy towards them, because they actually took Arsenal's tactics and when they could they actually put some flair into their football and actually attacked; I know this is a hollow victory but knowing you did nothing wrong and the West Ham manager: Nuno Espírito Santo; in theory should be absolutely delighted with how the system worked, and if you do end up getting relegated it is imperative he stays as your manager; with him he will bring you back up straight away, without him you might be back in 5 years or more.

Additional: because I have just seen a clip of Danny Murphy; making this reference because it's Arsenal; I can't make this more clear and this is where I think the football pundits get it wrong and misunderstand; we don't have a problem with Arsenal per se; we have a problem with Arsenal's tactics and how seemingly it is perfectly fine for them to use these tactics, but for an example when West Ham mirror these tactics; then there was this massive enquiry... I thought this was obvious... but obviously not Murphy thanks for clearing that up for us. Yes we want different names on the premiership title, but where the resentment comes from is not like this and as I have said this roughly 3 times in this content or referenced in this content... when West Ham go literally toe to toe with Arsenal using the same tactics, but when West Ham scored goal in basically the same fashion as Arsenal have all season... then the football community.... yet surprisingly angry and if you're wondering my team as of this content being first created again is not in the premiership, so I'm just speaking as a football fan.

 

Calling It Out of: Danhausen & Mystery Partner at WWE Backlash 2026 by AverageMansReviews - Spoiler Alarm!

Calling It Out of: Danhausen & Mystery Partner at WWE Backlash 2026 by AverageMansReviews - Spoiler Alarm!

Related content: Calling It Out of: The Entire Mismanagement of Sol Ruca and/or Zaria in 2026 Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/04/calling-it-out-of-entire-mismanagement.html

Warning: there will be some censored adult language references in one way or another.

What is this absolute manure?!: Seriously what the hell is this manure???! It isn't the 1990's anymore, it was in bad taste back then... it has aged like milk, I was genuinely just about to go off to bed and I saw this manure in my timeline/feed... so what the hell is this? If you guessed I am absolutely furious, so instead of putting Danhausen we have someone respectable and someone that I don't know we would like to see like Mr. Iguana and his sidekick La Yesca, we get this absolute steaming pile of vomit in the form of Minihausen. I mean I am not being arrogant here, but my idea in this content took all of 30 seconds to think and to put together, I am now starting to really wonder if Mr McMahon is back as the head of creative? Because this is the kind of horse manure he would put on... as if he was trying to amuse himself.

I know, I know I keep saying it... but what the hell is this fudge manure?! I can't stand it, I hated with a passion and you expect good people to go to these events and good money to watch this manure?

Paul Levesque should be ashamed of himself and not forgetting his creative team, for this absolute manure, I have either seen or heard of their creative manure lately and guess what I am not impressed, he needs to go, but he won't considering he has just been given a very lucrative extension lasting next three years at least.