Wednesday, 27 May 2026

Fever Pitch 1997 by AverageMansReviews

Fever Pitch 1997 by AverageMansReviews


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Warning: there is a real life football tragic incident depicted momentarily in this film.

Come on the Arsenal!: Briefly; we meet Paul Ashworth [Younger: Luke Aikman/Older: Colin Firth:] we get to witness his lifelong love affair with Arsenal FC; he has been waiting so many years for them to be Champions of England once again; this story sounds familiar; birds like he is also a teacher of English and coach of their football team, he is a laid-back character; he meets the school's new I am going to say history teacher; Sarah Hughes [Ruth Gemmell:] she on the other hand is by comparison very uptight, regimental and their classrooms are next to one another and the like one another.

Generally speaking: the character developments; I have just realised there is a lot of exposition character developments as it relates to Ashworth, which for most of the time is fine, but here is what I have just realised; if you're going to spend this amount of time doing this level of exposition... surely you are going to use it in the present?... No... I mean we get it he loves Arsenal FC, but other than that this is a waste of exposition, from the aspect of okay to learn about the present we need to know about the past... okay we understand that now, what about the present and future? That kind of half do these things and then things cool off and then they'll back on again; in a nutshell for now because I will talk about it later on realising what I have just realised I really can't stand the end of this movie; so if you want me to be honest the framework and consequently pacing broadly speaking is okay; once it settles down for a while it does get better, but then again you always have the risk of being lifted up and taken somewhere else in time and place and on top of that we also have now and again narration from Ashworth

Action, art and comedy; I like 95% of the football component and the historical art to this film; I will make reference later on to the 5% I didn't like for obvious reasons which later on will become 100% transparent; as they don't deal respectfully with this incident and I am just remembered there is a point where it keeps flickering past history and present the history as it switches back and forth between younger Ashworth and the older Ashworth and Subbuteo makes an appearance [brief description: for the younger generations this is a football game played on a table where you have to flick your players a certain amount of times trying to score a goal or deny the goal.]

Character developments and performances; these character developments and the vast majority of the performances are the best solid versions of what they are meant to be, but also as it relates to our lead partnership; head scratching would be probably the best way to describe it; because at no point, no one has the epitome that Ashworth has made football his entire life because as we see throughout this film; his father isn't consistently there and his mother is a working woman and we don't know too much about his sister; so he puts everything into something that can't or won't leave him and now he is struggling to deal with life away from football, even though in narration towards the very closing stages of this movie he makes reference to moving on and basically a coming-of-age acknowledgement happens; so on one hand we have all this deep meaning character developments that should be discussed between boyfriend and girlfriend; that isn't as it relates to Ashworth or to be fair vice versa as it relates Hughes and her/their developing situation but isn't and then right at the end of the film Ashworth coming-of-age thing; pretty much this little garbage a hot steaming pile of garbage and whilst I am being honest  Firth and/or Gemmell on-screen chemistry; was and is void of any actual on-screen chemistry; you have a better chance of rubbing two sticks together whilst swimming in the Grand Canyon to make a spark to make fire then these two actually creating a spark which a spark of chemistry can grow from.

This film receives: 4/10, this film is mixed; as I have been making reference to this is one of the most frustrating films I have seen for some time and as a football fan I didn't take too kindly to Ashworth saying something to the effect of nothing will change in reference to the infamous Hillsborough tragedy; okay because this film is based around this time on; include it, but you don't have to be a complete penis about it and yes this contributed to this marking as well there is an on-going seen underneath the closing credits.

 

Tuesday, 26 May 2026

Wasted: Wasted Potential of: MJF vs. Champ Darby Allin; Hair vs. Title Match for the AEW World Championship at AEW Double Or Nothing 2026 by AverageMansReviews - Spoiler Alarm!

Wasted: Wasted Potential of: MJF vs. Champ Darby Allin; Hair vs. Title Match for the AEW World Championship at AEW Double Or Nothing 2026 by AverageMansReviews - Spoiler Alarm!

Related content: In-depth Predictions/Other elements for AEW Double Or Nothing 2026 Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/05/in-depth-predictionsother-elements-for_0233945555.html

Warning: there will be some censored adult language references in one way or another.

I did warn you that there will be some criticism: if Darby Allin didn't retain his AEW World Championship and now here we are; full disclosure I did not see this match or have not seen this match, but then again this is irrelevant for this content, no disrespect to both wrestlers involved, but that it does do is; based on the grounds of kayfabe and/or storytelling.

So let's begin; so why oh why did they use the Hair vs. Title stipulation if they weren't going to use its full benefits of essentially evolving MJF's character? Because I actually find this to be very short-sighted indeed, because MJF has been a main eventer and rightly so for AEW for years, which in that time we have experienced pretty much an excellent standard of wrestling or/and promos, but having said that, it now does give those that believe the AEW product to be stale more ammunition to be fair.

Let's just say if MJF did lose his hair, that would have given him an opportunity to for an example become a darker version of himself, potentially battling Allin like Allin and then having MJF winning the championship back at somewhere like AEW All In 2026: they could have called his evolution "All Business, All Wrestling, No BS!" in fact that could have been his new merchandise. But as things are I wish it would have just done MJF's Diamond Ring vs. Allin's AEW World Championship; that way it would have been more palatable on either outcome... for me this is just so much wasted potential and option that they haven't taken.

So just after 39 days and I think roughly 6 defences Allin is no longer the AEW World Champion; But then again it does reflect/mimic his life style/outlook of we are here for a good time, not for a long time, so I just hope he doesn't go back to predominantly the mid card as without giving too much away is probably the indication after this match or unless they are planning to push this individual at into the main event picture?

So I will leave this content on this message from our new AEW World Champion MJF and yes I have slightly censored it "WERE YOU EXPECTING ME TO ACTUALLY LOSE MY HAIR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MORONS!

BEAT THE LITTLE EMO TWINK WITH A HEADLOCK TAKEOVER!

3x WORLD CHAMPION AT 30 YOU F***ING MARKS!!!!!!!!!"

 

Monday, 25 May 2026

Average Extra of: Little Brother 2026: My Reaction: Released on Netflix 26/06/2026 by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Little Brother 2026: My Reaction: Released on Netflix 26/06/2026 by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: there is adult language/maturity to adult comedy references/bodily functions/medical in this trailer and there will be some adult centred adult language references and there will be references to race, but absolutely not racist.

Real Talking Time:

My reaction: I watched the 137 seconds trailer; the basic outline of this movie is this; John Cena as Rudd: receives a telephone call that his brother was in a vehicle accident... but don't worry it wasn't his brother... it was a Big Brother scheme in his school life; Eric André as Marcus Pinchel: this individual has gone through a vehicle accident and believes he is the real life brother to Rudd and because he isn't too well obviously at the moment, they take him home with them.

I have to be honest this is very cringeworthy and based on the trailer incredibly juvenile, I mean if you are as old as I am or even older, you would remember this kind of comedy or action or action/comedy film titles similar to this, where you would have these two leading characters from two different worlds, yet eventually they get along or it improves the grumpy character's life in some way or another in this case Rudd/Cena, but he probably has to have an epiphany to realise his life is better with Pinchel/André in it then him out of it.

I have a feeling if or when I watch this film the first thing I will irritate me is; the differences; these two characters/performers are very different which because of the world we currently live in I have no problem with, that is not the issue... however what is the issue is just based on this trailer they seem to clearly have this in mind with this elephant in the room and it comes off with such a odour.

I mean don't tell Cena this, but Dwayne Johnson already got here first and did a project with similar elements to it in Central Intelligence 2016.

My prediction for this film: I would have to say; it would be lucky to get up to 5/10, this just looks and feels like the standard comedy hot steaming poll of manure which Netflix produces now and again and I have just realised good luck trying to get people to watch it on the day of release which is 26/06/2026, because on this day Supergirl is released, sowhomever came up with this day of release smart move...Not!

 

 

 

 

Sunday, 24 May 2026

In-depth Predictions/Other elements for AEW Double Or Nothing 2026 by AverageMansReviews

In-depth Predictions/Other elements for AEW Double Or Nothing 2026 by AverageMansReviews

The Men's ROH World Champion Bandido vs. Swerve Strickland [with Prince Nana;] Men's Owen Hart Cup Quarterfinal: could we just make this match outlay competitive, which I am sure they will do this anyway, but I just don't want it to be too one sided, considering we are dealing with the number one guy in ROH right now, so competitive champion strong promotion, squashed champion weak promotion.

Cope and Cage: Adam Copeland and Christian Cage vs. Champs FTR's: Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood [with Stokely] Tag Team Match for the AEW World Tag Team Championships: Tag Team "I Quit" Match for the AEW World Tag Team Championships; If Cage and Cope lose, they must retire as a tag team: they must surely want to pull the trigger on new champions here, as they really want to become champions one last time before Copeland retires.

The Opps' Samoa Joe vs. Will Ospreay; Men's Owen Hart Cup Quarterfinal Match: I fully expect this to be more about storyline progression with the other members The Opps getting involved with the Death Riders coming down to make the save and to back up Osprey.

The Don Callis Family's: the NJPW World Television Champion Konosuke Takeshita [with Don Callis] vs. The Don Callis Family's: Champ Kazuchika Okada[with Don Callis;] Singles Match for the AEW International Championship: I really do fancy a championship drop here and it would be headline news to come out of this event and for me it would be the match of the night.

Jericho, The Hurt Syndicate's: Bobby Lashley & Shelton Benjamin, and The Elite's: Kenny Omega, "Jungle" Jack Perry, The Young Bucks': Matt & Nick Jackson vs. The Demand's: Ricochet, The G0A's: Bishop Kaun & Toa Liona, The Don Callis Family's: Mark Davis & Andrade El Ídolo [with Don Callis] and The Dogs': Clark Connors & David Finlay [with Gabe Kidd;] Stadium Stampede Match: in a nutshell the Babyface team is going over here, to give this pay-per-view extra enthusiasm throughout the rest of the night

M.I.T's: the ROH Women's World Champion Athena vs. Mina Shirakawa; Women's Owen Hart Cup Quarterfinal Match: I am hoping and quite certain this will be the match out way; that M.I.T members get involved so Shirakawa doesn't lose clean here, just for the record if the championship was on the line instead I wouldn't mind either opponent losing clean here, but let's give Shirakawa some protection here shall we.

Hikaru Shida vs. Jamie Hayter vs. Kris Statlander the Triangle of Madness': Champ Thekla; Four-Way Match for the AEW Women's World Championship: now on paper this should be the top quality match and it is going to be, but we all know that the stablemates of Thekla; The Sisters Of Saint: Julia Hart & Skye Blue and it is getting on the verge of getting boring now, so if this does come into reality, maybe it is time to move on with the storyline or/and freshen up the storyline a bit.

The Conglomeration's: One-third of the AEW World Trios Champions Kyle O'Reilly  vs. Champ Death Riders': Jon Moxley [with Marina Shafir;] Singles Match for the AEW Continental Championship: on the one hand this match is going to be excellent, but on the other hand I hated, I generally hate it, because I may not be able to read books that well, but I can read wrestling incredibly well, so I can see both stables getting involved throughout, if we were in a cage type of structure I would say 50-50 on either opponent winning is 100% certainty of an excellent match; yes I am fully aware that interference could still be a factor, but at least by booking this stipulation, it says we tried to stop this.

MJF vs. Champ Darby Allin; Title vs. Hair Match for the AEW World Championship: obviously this is going to be an excellent way to close this event, but I stress anything other than a championship retaining here, will tarnish anything but criticism, because this stipulation is widely used as character development for the person that has put their hair on the line, so in a nutshell why stipulate it if you aren't going to use it?

 

 

Saturday, 23 May 2026

Calling It Out of: Lack of Preparation for WWE Clash In Italy 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Calling It Out of: Lack of Preparation for WWE Clash In Italy 2026 by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: there will be some censored adult language references in one way or another.

So this is looking familiar: so we have this event coming up WWE Clash In Italy on Saturday 31/05/2026 and as of this content being first created it is now Saturday 23/05/2026 and yet we have only 3 matches on the card which are as follows; Jade Cargill vs. Champ Rhea Ripley; Singles Match for the Women's World Championship, Walter vs. Champ Cody Rhodes; Singles Match for the Undisputed WWE Championship and  Jacob Fatu vs. Champ Roman Reigns; Tribal Combat for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.

I had to points to make; the first is/are we definitely sure that Mr. McMahon isn't still the head of creative? Because I remember when he used to pull this absolute manure... and if you can't remember or were not around back then allow me to remind you... in the later years of his creativity or a dismal creativity he is to run events close to one another, without putting much thought into the second one on in the following days or weekend so hence why I said so this is looking familiar.

My second point is this; man I wasn't joking when I referenced anything to do with the carnival tricks as it relates John Cena announcement, now you may be wondering what does that have to do with here?... Well allow me to tell you this card indeed may indeed look mouth-watering to some, but I can guarantee you know now these championships are changing hands here, so all the WWE are doing are fulfilling a contract; giving its audience and its viewers illusion of possibilities of change, but here is the con this location isn't big enough or they want in it big enough, for a major championship drop or change of hands, they may do it with a tag championship regardless of gender or a mid-card championship regardless of gender, but right here or next weekend I can guarantee you there there isn't going to be a major change out of these championships, because they would rather save that for the next event; Night of Champions Saturday 27/06/2026 and just realising where it is being held I can guarantee you they will hold off on any championship switches, because it will be taking place in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, so if you are going or thinking of going if you just want to go and see some wrestling go-ahead enjoy it wrestling for what it is, but I wouldn't expect too many major surprises.

 

In-depth Predictions/Other elements for WWE Saturday Night's Main Event XLIV 2026 by AverageMansReviews

In-depth Predictions/Other elements for WWE Saturday Night's Main Event XLIV 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Warning: now and again there will be some censored adult language references

The Street Profits': Angelo Dawkins & Montez Ford vs. Champs The Vision's: Logan Paul and Austin Theory [with Paul Heyman;] Tag Team Match for the World Tag Team Championship: I have chosen the option I have, simply because WWE would like to control the optics and online traffic this weekend away from AEW, but however having said that though I believe the option I have taken... Hell No! Quite frankly this is just going to be a case of interference on top of interference so every remotely connected to this stable or/and feud will probably be involved... so I asked myself what it is the fudgin' point of this event other than to go up against AEW Double Or Nothing 2026: tomorrow Sunday 24; which AEW will be it WWE hands down looking at this shower of manure.

Jade Cargill, Michin & B-Fab vs. the WWE Women's Champion Rhea Ripley, Charlotte Flair & Alexa; Six-Woman Tag Team Match: this is just fudgin' pitiful booking, because the losing side are just being jobbed out to take the loss, because the winning side is just so strong that no way in hell are they taking the loss here

The Irresistible Forces': Lash Legend & Nia Jax vs. Champs Paige & Brie Bella; Tag Team Match for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship: Wow this manure is getting boring, because to somewhat speed this up; the champions are going to retain here and then the female members of The Judgement Day are going to run down to stand tall at the end of the match/segment and even if I am wrong or right I am past caring anything to do with this situation or/and The Judgement Day in general

Sol Ruca vs. WWE Women's Intercontinental Champion Becky Lynch; Singles Match: what is the fudgin' point of this match? So without Ruca can lose again? I really don't get the point of NXT anymore, from this perspective I am very much aware that they used to give the same treatment to those coming up from NXT as in always losing, but I thought that the WWE had learnt not to do this anymore, but obviously I was wrong.

Ethan Page vs. Champ Penta; Singles Match for the WWE Men's Intercontinental Championship: either outcome would be excellent, but I have chosen the one which I feel is more likely and just to finish off this card minus this match is a steaming pile of manure!

 


Friday, 22 May 2026

Rogue Hostage 2021 by AverageMansReviews

Rogue Hostage 2021 by AverageMansReviews


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Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects/shooting/mental health/immigration/domestic terrorism/religion/rainbow community/disfigurement/cutting/burning/medical/references to child abuse, racism, kamikaze and suicide.

Back from Afghanistan and struggling: briefly; we meet Kyle Snowden [Tyrese Gibson:] he is an ex-Marine that is struggling with PTSD, he has a daughter, an ex-wife, works for Child Protection Services and on top of all that, he still has to deal with his father-in-law or ex-father-in-law and grandfather Congressman Sam Nelson [John Malkovich:] he is a quick rise in the world of politics and he owns the business [which I have completely forgotten what the names was apologies for that and other bits and pieces; it does get mentioned once.] But unknown to them all three members of this family and others are all about to have a really difficult day when these individuals come into this particular shop.

Generally speaking: character developments the storyline/script, framework and pacing; we get some exposition character developments and now and again throughout for our lead role Snowden, the storyline/script and everything else in this section is absolutely fine for a 93 minutes film; so allow me to say this once so I don't have to say it again this project is a paint by numbers project that knows what it is and it sticks to that, but as you will find out that isn't anything to do with the massive problem that this film has.

Action and comedy; they are predominately the kind of things you kind of expect in this environment, but you do have one example to talk about at the very least and is slightly comical; it is where this hench-person goes in for this attack as he is sitting in this mobility scooter; where he will feel he is in the hot seat at some point.

Comedy, Character developments and performances; for some strange reason Congressmen Nelson; on waiting to give his speech he does this very small from out of nowhere little dance; if you catch it; it is amusing and yet again with his character developments are and should have been essentially reliable versions of their character types for this type of project, but the performance levels by the vast majority go from poor to adequate and the only ones that I can say put in a noticeably good performance is Malkovich and/or Michael Jai White as Spike: he is the bodyguard/security to the congressman/this business owner.

This film receives: 2/10, this film is poor; I mean as I have already indicated one way or another; in theory this film should have been in the range of maybe 5/10 or 6/10, but broadly speaking are just that bad; it really does drag the film down a lot