Calling It Out of: The Complete Horse Manure of the King of the Ring Tournaments 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Calling It Out of: The Complete Horse Manure of the King of the Ring Tournaments 2026 by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: there will be some censored adult language references in one way or another.

So that was a complete waste of time then?!: What was the fudgin' point? If Oba Femi wasn't going to head into the world championships pictures then he shouldn't have won the opportunity to do so, before I receive backlash it is irrelevant of whom he was going to face in this fictional narrative, I am just simply talking about winning the opportunity and nothing more.

Because as things are now playing out, I have to say it makes him look incredibly fudgin' thick, because regardless of gender it has always been indicated since time began something to the effects of; if you don't want to be a world champion in wrestling then what the hell are you doing here in the world of professional wrestling?

I mean let's be completely honest with one another; so they have put a great massive stain on this once prestigious tournament, because the King has very much abdicated his crown and opportunity and what for? Seriously what the hell for?! A showdown with Brock Lesnar in a Hell In A Cell Match at WWE SummerSlam 2026; maybe I didn't make this completely clear you know this is fudgin' stupid... right?

Maybe just maybe TKO wants to really consider why people like myself keep the very vague eye on the WWE product nowadays, instead of making more of an effort to watch any of it and this kind of booking is precisely why, I mean it isn't my fault or the consumers fault that Mr H. booked this narrative and I am paraphrasing here; but having Mr H. telling us to basically enjoy wrestling and indicate just shutting the hell up, doesn't really cut the mustard, I mean when you need this statement it really cut the mustard then, but the more time passes the less and less I feel he can actually cut the mustard as a Head Booker of the WWE.

I mean my idea in the related content section, which I absolutely hated with a passion would have made much more better sense and that is saying something considering I cannot tell you how much I hate my own idea and finally I hope Mr H. is aware how much damage he has done to this prized asset in Femi, because everyone knows that anyone else would give their right arm to have just one shot at a world championship match and Femi just gives it up as this it was nothing.

 

Obsession 2025/2026 by AverageMansReviews

Obsession 2025/2026 by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: there is coercive control consequently coercive behaviour consequently sexual assault/self-harm/bodily functions/domestic abuse/animal cruelty/drugs/suicide/ritual/face caving in consequently disfigurement/medical/references to cancer. Additional warning; I will be frank in this content that some people may find incredibly uncomfortable, there will be censored adult language references in this content

Is everyone feeling okay? This film is far from okay yet it is highly praised: briefly; Baron "Bear" Bailey [Michael Johnston:] he works at this music store, he has fancied one of his co-workers and friends for some time her name is Nikki Freeman [Inde Navarrette:] she is a novelist that is going to be leaving town soon, because she is struggling with her novel, I am paraphrasing here/but the sentiment is correct of; to write about life, you need to experience life,  Bear has tried and failed many times for whatever reason to tell her his feelings, he has already purchases this mystical item "One Wish Willow." So as a complete penis he makes the wish; that she falls madly in love with him, which I am sure nothing will go wrong.

Generally speaking: as it relates to the storyline/script, character developments and pretty much everything else; I hate the premise of this movie;It is just manure, I find it incredibly ironic that over these modern times we talk about the dangers of coercive control consequently, behaviour or/and in this case consequently in essence sexual assault and how bad it is, then we have this movie that comes out and instead of condemning it for not using one but all three and not only that visual harm to animals and other people of it really graphic nature and recommending it to other people and saying I am paraphrasing here broadly with it is brilliant.

I mean I have just realised that this film has all this nasty garbage, but has the audacity to stop at showing no period sex, which based on the premise of this film would have probably happened based on she wants his affection all the time, but it is perfectly fine to watch herself defecate and harm herself. I am not directly being sick or twisted; my point being is that I do find it, ever so slightly comical that this film would draw the line there; but everything else is just fine.

But I digress; what are we saying as a society when all of these bad things happen in this movie, we give it preys, but as a society broadly speaking we condemn it; this sends out mixed messages; I'd prefer to believe that; art imitates life, so that being said am I surprised that people have given this film high praise?... Not really, I should have known better to be honest... based on I need to keep this in mind; that the landscape as a society is always changing, which I have always known that, but the speed of how public perception changes on a week to week basis nowadays. The framework and pacing of this 109 minutes film is deliberately designed to be slow, because by doing so you can intensify the atmosphere or/and let it go to create the illusion of potentially impending scary moments or not, it depends on if they want to screw with your head at that time or not; so this is all good. 

Action and art; from these two perspectives only; their head smashing sequence from an action and simultaneous art perspective is; rapid anger and highly creative with the ending result

Character developments and performances; the character developments are basically a paint by numbers out late on what they were going for here, on a quick side note I can't stand the fact that our lead role was asked does he basically fancy her and like a coward he says no, I would have preferred them not to have this bit in, because then it works much more palatable if he did it under the fear of rejection and didn't want to leave things between them awkwardly. Likewise predominantly the performance are a reflection of their character types, but the only one that stands out for me is; Inde Navarrette as Nikki Freeman: she puts in so much energy, enthusiasm and blend in with being deeply psychotic and not actually being in control; you get this masterful performance.

This film receives: 2/10, this film is poor; yes I even added on an additional mark based on Freeman's performance, but there is so much about this film I don't like is that there is a massive counterbalance thing going on here, the person I watched some of this content with also did not think too highly of this project, they found it appalling and in bad taste; they did say that Freeman deserves an Oscar for his performance, I would agree that she deserves to be in the mix at minimum and there are ongoing sound effects around the closing credits to a certain point. Somehow this film has at this point [when this content was first created] already received quite a few awards in one way or another; 7 Winners which include but not limited to Astra Midseason Movie Awards 2026 Astra Midseason Award Best Actress Inde Navarrette and 11 Nominees would also include but not limited to from the same award ceremony/event Best Director Curry Barker Runner-up.

 

Little Brother 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Little Brother 2026 by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects/bodily functions/vehicle hit/drugs/mental illness/medical. Now at some point or another I will be using adult censored language references

I am going to see my big brother: briefly; we meet Marcus Pinchel [Younger:

Christopher Woodley/Older: Eric André:] that have had it rough throughout his life in fact he escaped from a psychiatric facility, he believes he has been corresponding via e-mail with as he sees his big brother [but isn't as basically when they were younger it was a big brother program;] Rudd Landy [Younger: Maximo Salas/Older: John Cena:] in comparison his life has/is going to the typical script of a suburban family with roughly the four family unit, becoming a bigger name in real estate, in fact he already has a biological bigger brother to begin with, so he doesn't need anyone screwing up his life.

Generally speaking: Everything about this film is generic from the storyline/script to the exposition character developments/character developments, consequently performances that are formulaic but do their job and more importantly don't really discuss any of the major issues raised in this film other than a quick conclusion, but at least the framework and pacing of this 102 minutes film is straightforward in every sense of the word.

Action and comedy; we have Pinchel going up through the air vents to escape from this location, but not everything always goes according to plan and broadly speaking the comedy outlay is predominantly not everything goes according to plan or/and when Pinchel is involved things do tend to go wrong such as falling for the ceiling or/and discovering a meat version of him in his bed as a decoy or having to go to the bathroom through this small gap in this car's window and I should just point out there is mature to adult themes in the comedy, but at least at one point Jim Henson gets a reference and his other gem of Fraggle Rock [or Jim Henson's Fraggle Rock or other name references:] for 5 Seasons; 95 Episodes; in a very basic description you had these characters living underground and we would visit their environment and witness their adventures on top of that and not forgetting they would be living underneath this man and his dog.]

But I digress; I did find this movie on the rare occasion comical, but this is one of those occasions where by and large the novelty of how far were they going to go? Quickly evaporated especially when I/you will realise that they are not really going to cover the hard-hitting stuff on any rate significant level and this is where this film last more marks, to be more precise it lost 50% of its marks heading into the final section or there or thereabouts.

Character developments and performances are let's be honest with one another perfectly designed to follow their character types, which in turn produces performances and on-screen chemistry which as I have already referenced will do the job to a solidly good standard; if you know what I mean of; if that is what they wanted they struck gold

This film receives: 2/10, this film is poor; straight off the bat I would like to tell Cena after seeing this film, don't give up your day job... Oh sorry you have already done that. This film is horse manure, because in a nutshell it glosses over these really in-depth subject matters; such as genuine abandonment issues and consequently other topics such as mental health and yet again I am talking about the real deal of mental health, not any of this I feel depressed today horse manure. I mean toward the later, much later stages of this project we get this realisation hollocks and relatively speaking quick resolution, I mean this film is released in 2026 and yet we still have projects coming out with this kind of ball-manure and I want to make myself crystal clear, I am not just outraged because of my mental health illness; depression myself, I am absolutely furious of the lack of awareness of how this film treats, someone with quite clearly mentally damaged; so I am talking about or/and all mental impact and not just my own here. Because I'm not speaking for anyone here, but I think we can all agree we wish that perhaps having a 10 to 15 minute conversation about our mental health completely resolved our mental health illness or/and disability and this film also has a mixture of extra scenes and bloopers mixed all in together.

 

The Last Witch Hunter 2015 by AverageMansReviews

The Last Witch Hunter 2015 by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: there will be flashing effects/colourful effects/decomposing/transformation/stabbing/shooting/ritual/disfigurement/drugs/impaling/disintegrating/regenerating

Well this film almost put me to sleep: briefly; we meet Kaulder [Vin Diesel:] he is a man that has been made in mortal; by an immortal curse roughly 800 years later, he works for the Axe and Cross; capturing and imprisoning mystical individuals alongside Dolan 36th [Michael Caine:] he also works for the Axe and Cross; as on some level his assistant with knowledge and the paperwork side of things, but he is very close to retirement as he himself is not immortal and has been doing this job for 50 years.

Generally speaking: the storyline/script is very much an origin and subsequently revenge, character developments; exposition of what is says on the side of the tin, the framework and pacing of this 106 minutes film is extremely pedestrian; if we are being honest with one another it this whole section of the storyline/script, character developments, framework and pacing may indeed fulfil that purpose; but it is all pretty much dull and lifeless.

Art, character developments and action; the set designs, wardrobe and memory components with more exposition and action; make things look okay or/and functional for their purpose, the action sequences with spells they are good and not forgetting this artistry telling of this history of these characters known as Dream Walkers; this may be a very short sequence of events; but it is the only artistry that sticks out in this film, sword action are pretty much meh for me

Character developments and performances; I know I have already said this; but if I say it again, it really should/does drive the message home that these characters are moments are very formulaic; yes absolutely they serve this purpose to a solid standard and likewise the performances are either a reflection of those character developments or/and on their own merits a paint by numbers level performances on what they should be for this movie.

This film receives: 5/10, this film is mixed; after everything is said and done this mark is the right outcome, everything about this film is either as I have already referenced in one way or another slow and drifty or/and formulaic, I mean I know what they were trying to do but man this film is a lot of man, they are also working on the sequel to this project which having an educated guess so I could still be a little bit long, roughly the sequel could come out 12 years or more after this project which I believe could be possibly way too long between instalments; considering this film isn’t actually that stronger begin with as something that stands out or you know comfortably engages you enough to say that I want to see a sequel of this; even though full disclosure the person that I watch some this content with has said we will see the sequel; as we have both already said hoping it is somewhat quicker than this film or a bit more enthusiastic would be nice and for those that like random knowledge; there is a cameo by Kurt Angle as Bodyguard #4: now I didn't see it, but I looked up the cast listing and consequently scene photo and there he is and finally yes this film has a single accredited award to its name in the form of; 1 Nominee Golden Trailer Awards 2016 Golden Trailer Golden Fleece

 

Average Extra of: Supergirl 2026: The Hypocrisy is Off the Scale! & I Will Show You How to Criticise Properly by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Supergirl 2026: The Hypocrisy is Off the Scale! & I Will Show You How to Criticise Properly by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: there is going to be some censored adult language and references

Let's just get down to business shall we?: I have given it enough time now before creating this content; I am sorry, but not sorry there are a good selection of content creators that should stop creating content and actually go and find a 9-to-5 job and not forgetting analyse every single one of their life choices, because I am not directly criticising their opinion of Supergirl 2026; because everyone is entitled to their opinion, but however I am criticising these individuals for broadly speaking whingeing and complaining like female doggies; when the related content individually or both were no exaggeration here 4 or 5 times worse than anything Supergirl actually has to offer as a movie; I mean on the woken scale; Supergirl gets a 4/10, when Superman is easily 10/10 and Masters of The Universe is 10/10 on the scale.

So if for some strange reason you can't understand what I am saying; by comparison Supergirl woke themes were pretty much there and thereabouts, which if you again for some strange reason didn't expect some kind of woken component to this film... where have you been for the last decade? But by comparison to the other two projects; their woken component and it was and is a component where front and centre booming maximum level of volume from a stereo and most of you were saying on average positive things or/and high praise for Masters of The Universe in particular; you should be embarrassed with yourself, simply because you have now put yourself in a position where; you can now get highly criticised and you may be thinking what for? Oh just a little detail of not being unbiased towards woke projects; based on you could like/been positive about Masters of The Universe 2026 and then being outraged by Supergirl 2026 when in reality they are both woke; I mean I am fed up of dancing around the elephant in the room; being two of these characters have a penis and the other has a vagina.... convenient isn't it?

So now let's talk about Supergirl as an individual project; DC whatever they like to call themselves nowadays frankly I care! They don't know their nostril from their buttonhole at the moment... no change there then it has been this way for years.

They failed this movie; from the advertising making Supergirl look like a cheap prostitute with leaning against a wall with her supporting her; with her jacket on waiting for the next bit of business to walk on by, or are looking aggressive or possibly happy as if she could be on steroids or some kind of drug, any picture of Lobo really undersells him as a character and now including Ruthye Marye Knoll; any form of physical advertising outlay was and is ghastly.

But the head of DC Studio's Filmmaker James Gunn and Producer Peter Safran; fast tracked this movie; because they liked the script from Ana Nogueira: when as I made reference to in the review of Supergirl; the script is an outdated outlay of superhero films and the only saving grace about it is the fact that we haven't had a standalone Supergirl film since 1984.

Now finally if this wasn't enough Milly Alcock [Kara Zor-El/Supergirl;] has been in a nutshell outspoken about basically why this movie/her movie is going to do badly/has been doing badly and broadly speaking because I don't have the fudgin' energy to talk about this complete and utter manure show; before I continue it isn't personal with Alcock, but with that being said and the best place to start is; we need to discuss this; when are film studios going to realise that this modern generation and/or future generations of upcoming performers; with 100% certainty need media training?! They just don't have the common sense to move left or right or reflect a question or anything streetsmart or/and including but not limited to keeping your mouth shut on certain subjects; as soon as Alcock made reference to any form of religion or/and any rainbow community implications; this film was toast so it takes that 4/10 and taken into 8/10; hardening those components to mean more than what they were in the movie is/was such a dumb move, I don't care what else she has had to say, because it's like if I was her publicist; I would be saying here is my resignation e-mail/letter I can't help you; because I may be from the United Kingdom, but I know as soon as you go after three sections of your society being negative or positive; be it the Christian community, the rainbow community or the African American/other ethnic community [in this case I am not saying she has, but all I can say is in the back of my head this would be another section of the population] but I digress in any way shape or form whatever you're trying to promote; domestically you will be incredibly lucky if maybe 25% or less turns out to go and see your movie in this case and yes on top of that you can take that 25% and divide it multiple ways; age, gender, word of mouth, lead role reputation; fan base or not or turn against them so that 25% realistically turns into at best 11%.

So where precisely are DC going to go from here? Personally nothing personal but they need to remove Gunn and/or Safran, because whatever this is? It is not working and it is becoming an expensive learning curve to realise this. On top of this you also have different worlds happening at the same time possibly separately or together so it isn't going to get too complicated too then?; I am clearly being sarcastic; We have Batman and now they have Clayface coming out at different points, like I did or referenced many years ago and we are talking about a minimum a decade ago then DC should have never tried to compete with the MCU, because there was only going to be one winner, so they should have come up with their own outlay of phrases; like coming out with; Daylight for hero or any positive characters, Moonlight for any villain or negative character or Eclipse to signify crossover, I know this sounds cheesy, but then again in theory it would give some kind of structure and offer something different to the MCU; I mean they could even break things down further to include Earth or Rocket to signify where it is taking place obviously Earth means on Earth and the Rocket means outer-space somewhere; basically you could have a lot of fun with this and basically view these films as genres of Pokémon types eventually; you see a little bit of creativity goes a long way if they were just too think about what they are actually doing and coming out with, I mean don't get me wrong working for any film company but DC or Marvel must be incredibly hard, but it is okay to actually have fun and come out with a real outlay of where you want to specifically take DC, but I don't get that feeling from them, I get that feeling from Marvel that they took a massive wrong turn and now they are trying to let's say back of the truck onto a better road than what they were going down.

In all honesty I want DC to be the best of DC can be, but we also far away from that at the moment; they need at least a decade of positive films at minimum to really turn the ship around, but I don't see that happening any time soon

 

The Good Boy 2025/2026 [alternative names Good Boy, Komasa or Heel] by AverageMansReviews

The Good Boy 2025/2026 [alternative names Good Boy, Komasa or Heel]  by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects/other effects/drugs/bodily functions/torture/electrocution/medical/reference to racism

On a night out: briefly; Tommy [Anson Boon:] this individual embodies everything that is wrong with our society today in 2026 and beyond, unless something drastic with changes, which I don't see happening any time soon. But I digress; from out of nowhere he gets taken and held hostage, until he learns to be a better person; he gets taken by Chris [Stephen Graham:] he and his family kidnap/adopt Tommy as their own.

Generally speaking: the storyline/script is good; it clearly points out that you can basically be an unpleasant person, getting away with this kind of behaviour because it is the modern culture for doing things for content; the likes and so and so forth and coinciding we get some exposition before the opening title. But and I am not condoning any of what you may see in this film, but the message is clear that; we aren't going to put up with this garbage anymore; if you have been around cinema as long as I have; this movie definitely falls into the category of; if we are going to make this film, let's go the whole hog so that there is no confusion about some of this film. The framework and pacing of this 110 minutes film is good; as I was just referencing; it has a very clear outlay of what it wants to do and just gets on with it.

Action and art; there is torture and much later on we now this pleasant staged location for a romantic scene; I like the usage of the bulbs lighting.

Character developments and performances; the character developments are good for what they are, but we never find out what actually happened to this member of the family, which is really disappointing; because I'm not justifying what takes place in this location; but then again it is one of those types of things where you go; that explains a lot. Whilst we are in this location and throughout this film; the four crucial characters all have good chemistry and should be very happy with the results of this project and based on these performances I have decided to award this film another mark.

This film receives: 7/10, this film is good; if you like weird films this will suit you down to the ground. This film also has some awards accredited to its name such as 2 Winners Valladolid International Film Festival 2025 Seminci Joven Award

Best Feature Film Jan Komasa and 2 Nominees which also include but not limited to from the same award ceremony/event  Punto de Encuentro Award Best Feature Film Jan Komasa (director)

Taking Care of Business 1990 by AverageMansReviews

Taking Care of Business 1990 by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: there is colourful effects/rainbow community element/medical

I am going to the ball game, I just have to get out of here first: briefly; Jimmy Dworski/other characters [James/Jim Belushi:] is currently a convict prison that has won the once-in-a-lifetime tickets to see if his beloved Chicago can win the big one in the final of the World Series of baseball, but that would require having an early release of some days, I mean he even asked the Warden Frank Toolman [Héctor Elizondo:] he is a warden is very strict and he rules this prison with an iron fist. Meanwhile we have Spencer Barnes/other characters [Charles Grodin:] he is a very regimental character that works for Bentley Advertising, but one thing is for certain for the next couple of days it is going to be a rough ride for him.

Generally speaking: the storyline/script, character developments framework and pacing; the storyline/script and character developments is broadly speaking is one of those types of trading places and situations; where Dworski gets to experience the high life, whilst Barnes gets to experience the standard of let's just go with it difficult and relentless standard of life; the framework and pacing of this 108 minutes film as we have this kind of back and forth thing going on, for some strange reason it does take some time to find itself, don't get me wrong after this is all good and it works really well, but before this things feel really slow and dry; it is a good thing that eventually its find its groove.

Action and comedy; a game of double tennis doesn't exactly go according to plan, when one player holds a tennis racket like a baseball bat, whilst another character in desperation to return the ball runs into the back of the court and then sometime later at this dinner meeting; they have this very frank discussion about these products and admire a chest and finally a little later on we have this showdown between Dworski vs. Spencer; but let's be honest it goes away you expected it going; but it is all very good fun really.

Character developments and performances; as I referenced earlier we have a trading places outlying going on, with other surrounding good character types of what they are meant to be, with good chemistry throughout the cast; but between Belushi and/or Grodin they lead the cast excellently and on reflection based on that I am going to award this film another mark

This film receives: 8/10, this film is excellent; this film is good fun, yes it does take this film sometime to warm up, but it is harmless good fun and there is an ongoing sequence underneath the closing credits