Monday, 14 September 2026

Recess: School's Out 2001 by AverageMansReviews

Recess: School's Out 2001 by AverageMansReviews

Background on this franchise: 1997-2001: 4 Seasons: 129 Episodes: 4 Feature lengths: This is the first one


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Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects/shooting/domestic terrorism/bodily functions/animal cruelty

Welcome to Third Street School: briefly; where they go from Kindergarten to the end of Middle School; where we meet Theodore Jasper "T.J." Detweiler [Voice by: Andrew Lawrence:] he is a child's broad equivalent of The A-Team's John "Hannibal" Smith minus the cigar smoking, but still a leader of this group of friends that are working on one more prank/mission before breaking up for summer break; Detweiler is dismayed find out that the vast majority like 99.9% of everyone is going to camps which best suit them, but whilst they are way there are strange goings-on at the school.

Generally speaking: the storyline/script is excellent for its summer break outlay with a mystery, the framework and pacing of this 84 minutes film is; as you can pretty much guess because of its timeframe; it doesn't have time to mess around so it is straightforward with good pacing.

Art, comedy and action; the art/animation is really easy to settle down with as it brings you into their world from our world; it is of the highest calibre, the comedy has good variety to it; as for some vague examples; Detweiler uses this invention needs the beginning of the movie to disguise his voice as Principal Peter Prickly Voiced by Dabney Coleman: the Principal of the school that tries to admonish/try to punish accordingly Detweiler or/and his group or any other pupil and he likes golf; but back to here and now Detweiler specifically gets pulled into the principal's office or we having recurring skit of these police officers in the police station not believing whatever they are told, or later on we have this giant belch or a little time after that Detweiler throw some marbles to do the old and reliable anyone running after him/them will step on these marbles, lose their footing and consequently fall over

Character developments and voice performances; well if you are not familiar with this TV show/movies franchise; the character developments are both in theory easy to understand but also complicated as there are many characters; the character developments/character types range from perhaps one character for an example; Upside-Down Girl [based on the premise she is for 99.9% of her time hanging upside down on this bar] or we have a pair of characters known as the Diggers: Digger Dave and Digger Sam [based on the premise they spend recess digging holes] or we have this selection of characters by the name of the Ashley's and the different initials [they are a group of characters that are from wealthy backgrounds with the personalities and the mannerisms to match; with their own saying as well "Scandalous!" so we very much have a smorgasbord of characters which in turn creates this highly detailed society/atmosphere of carefully woven constructed world within this school/playground and outside of this location and in this film will also have vitally important coming-of-age component; coming into play from time to time.

The voice performances for this TV show/movie: Ashley Johnson as Gretchen Grundler/another character: she is the highly intelligent one in the group or/and for this movie we have Clancy Brown as "Kojak" a.k.a. Bald Guy: the head of security for this evildoer [this is as much as I can tell you without giving too much of the plot away:] but what I can tell you is; returning to this franchise or a newcomer everyone just slots in perfectly; and has flawless chemistry.

This film receives: 10/10, this film is top-notch entertainment; if you have not seen this TV show or/and film what have you been doing with your life?; It shows that kids from all walks of life can get on if they are given a chance and if they can't providing they don't do anything hostile they don't have to get on and that is what the TV show is about; many different people from many different walks of life trying to get on and this film does a little bit of showing that uncomfortable yet realisation that one day you will be adults, so remember not to grow too quickly, so in short you should really see this film.

 

Sunday, 13 September 2026

47 Ronin 2013 by AverageMansReviews

47 Ronin 2013 by AverageMansReviews



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Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects/stabbing/shooting/transformation/burning/ritual/suicide/seppuku/medical

To deliver on honour is to deliver seppuku: briefly; 47 Ronin consist of Yoshio Oishi [Hiroyuki Sanada:] he is the leader of the Ronins and Kai [Baby: Unknown/Teen: Daniel Barber/Older:  Keanu Reeves:] he is adopted by the household of Lord Asano, but he is very much seen and treated as an outsider and this is their journey

Generally speaking: the exposition character developments, art we get some narration/storyteller of the history, the art is of a very high quality and storyline/script in theory is good, but I have to be honest I have only seen this film twice and at some points one way or another in the framework and pacing of this 128 minutes film I end up falling asleep, I have a feeling this is because this film without the action sequences and artistic visions within them; this film is quite slow and the dialogue exchanges reflect that also, which means I end up falling asleep.

Art and action; as you will see watching this movie; this film is for a average amount of time a wash of colour, and designs to create a whole spectacle as it relates to seeing designs, costumes and accessories and including some of the action scenes as well; but having said that sometimes having too much computer technology on-screen to create the art can look really messy also; for those computer minded individuals; it is very much like having an up-to-date videogame to play on your PC, but the PC may be a little bit old and struggling to keep up with the visual or/and speed of the program in question in this case this sequence of events; which furthermore highlights when this film slows down it is much better and able to by a large support what is going on screen at that time, I think actually taking two seconds to think about it, I know I greatly prefer the combat sequences not involving computer technology or/and the sequence made it look uglyanyway, how to put this nicely without offending anyone, because this film is Asian it comes with a certain level of high expectations of being simultaneously incredibly high quality action sequences, whilst simultaneously being a visual treat and on this aspect or/and aspects this film doesn't fail, so if you like Asian/martial arts movies this film will suit you down to the ground and because Reeves has some experience in doing these types of martial arts sequences due to The Matrix franchise; he fits in really well and doesn't look out of place.

Character developments, performances and voice performances; the character developments are all good, but again due to the framework and pacing of this movie being slow, it does feel like these dialogue exchange on one hand felt really slow and on the other hand they had a lot of empty space to fill in these scenes sometimes, so taking that into consideration I think these performances were/are solid versions what they were going for here and the voice performance/narration is good.

This film receives: 5/10, this film is mixed; as I have already alluded to in one way or another this project is basically somewhat difficult to watch yes the aspects to bring this landscape to life is really engaging, but some of the quick moving visual art/action is by its computer technology very ugly and the entire movement of this project is hardly easy and enthusiastic to stay awake to; yet it does have some awards accredited to its name such as 5 Nominees which include but not limited to Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films, USA 2014 Saturn Award Best Production Design Jan Roelfs and Best Costumes Penny Rose

 

Saturday, 12 September 2026

Confessions of a Shopaholic 2009 by AverageMansReviews

Confessions of a Shopaholic 2009 by AverageMansReviews


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Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects/addiction/reference to harassment/there will be some censored adult language reference in this content

Well this is just horse manure!: Briefly; we meet Rebecca Bloomwood/other name [Younger: Madeleine Rockwitz/Older: Isla Fisher:] as she provides narrations/storyteller about her younger self and where her obsession/addiction to clothing and accessories began fast-forward many years she is a journalist and as the title may suggest a full blown shopaholic, she loses her job in thousands upon thousands of debt and yet somehow end up Successful Savings; in the world of finance and all of that.

Generally speaking: the storyline/script is both predictable and beyond awful which basically makes it predictably beyond awful, I mean come on people this film roughly goes on for 112 minutes and for the vast, vast like miners may be the last 25 minutes where she basically does this hitting rock bottom coming-of-age thing where on top of that she gets a person back or/and really wants in her life, so in essence let me get this right should completely screwed up and in my opinion doesn't the basics to grow but nowhere enough and yet she ends up better off without facing any major consequences; honestly this is fudgin' stupid storyline/scrip and character developments.

I mean as I have already referenced minus say the last 25 minutes of this movie [then it just gets into the routine/flow of having some purpose about it with good pacing; but I digress;] the framework and pacing including the comedy is by far heavily insufferable; as there isn't much happening or/and the framework and pacing is very slow; the point where you will feel every second pass, because the comedy outlay is skit scene either verbally or physically or both or other there is no major punch to them, they come off either incredibly goofy or incredibly clumsy or either way it is not funny; the only comedy that was of high quality and imaginative with by far the best character developments that this movie has the author; is where from in Rebecca's psyche these mannequin can move and talk; the first time it is marvellous all the way around including artistically, but right towards the end of the movie bringing back the mannequins; this time feels like self-indulgent congratulations to your own psyche which definitely comes off as a hot steaming pile of manure as at this time; from me; she is not a likeable character whatsoever, so what you were able to give up shopping but for you to learn you had to constantly lie and your own life first, now you are relying on ourselves to basically give yourself a pat on the back using your own psyche... you are aware that makes you sound like a psychopath right?....

Character developments and performances; on both counts all I can say is this; if this is what they wanted they absolutely struck gold here? So based this I would say broadly speaking performances are a good representation of their character types and regardless of how insufferable they actually come off as.

This film receives: 1/10, this film is poor; to be brutally honest with you this film is completely and utterly missable, the only reason I watched it; is because it was on one of my stacks of content to watch, at the beginning of the closing credits there is extra sequence. Yet somehow this film has some awards accredited to its name such as 1 Winner ASCAP Film and Television Music Awards ASCAP Award Top Box Office Films James Newton Howard Shared with: Duplicity and 3 Nominees which includes but not limited to Teen Choice Awards 2009 Choice Movie Actress: Comedy Isla Fisher

 

Friday, 11 September 2026

Power Rangers Turbo [Season 1,] Episode 13: The Millennium Message by AverageMansReviews

Power Rangers Turbo [Season 1,] Episode 13: The Millennium Message by AverageMansReviews

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5 things about this episode

Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects/other effects/transformation/environmental/robotics/medical

Crash landing: Storyline, Action, Comedy and Art; a stranger has come to Earth, more specifically Angel Grove, we see this ship crash land consequently, because Divatox and her cronies were nearby quickly finds herself out of her seat and on the sand below; this wreckage is highly imaginative and excellently constructive.

This episode receives: 10/10, this episode is top-notch entertainment; it is a very busy episode, that after some reflection definitely does deserve this marking based on the fact it does have so much going on and to offer, I haven't seen the following episodes yet [as of this content being created,] I just hope that they don't waste this infusing of enthusiasm and just carry things move along in a positive nature.

Thursday, 10 September 2026

Power Rangers Turbo [Season 1,] Episode 12: Alarmed and Dangerous by AverageMansReviews

Power Rangers Turbo [Season 1,] Episode 12: Alarmed and Dangerous by AverageMansReviews

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4 things about this episode

Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects/other effects/transformation

Justin has a bullying problem: Storyline, Action and Character [Character developments;] Justin is having problems with some individuals from Angel Grove High School, much later to escape these individuals he climbs a tree where a branch breaks consequently he falls, but teleports to the Power Chamber; where he receives a telling off from Kat, because one of the Power Rangers rules; the powers are not to be used for personal gain; Justin doesn't even mention that if he didn't do this he would more than likely have something fractured or broken, so it isn't exactly for personal gain, he was most definitely up high enough to receive significant impact of some description, I mean it wasn't like earlier on in the episode Justin was getting ready to morph to deal with this problem, that would have been a breach of this rule, but Justin saving himself from significant impact or would Kat like Justin to have received a fractured body part at the very least? It isn't like there was another Power Ranger there to catch when he fell; I think I have made myself clear... I really just didn't like this whole scenario.

This episode receives: 5/10, this episode is mixed; wow the previous episode and this episode being situated around moral messaging in one way or another; in these two episodes we have seen whole opposites in a nutshell from this aspect of; how to do it and in this case how not to do; as it comes off as an after-school special on predominantly bullying.

 

Wednesday, 9 September 2026

The Pelican Brief 1993 by AverageMansReviews

The Pelican Brief 1993 by AverageMansReviews


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Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects/shooting/vehicle hit/vehicle crash/medical

Well this movie is just so unbelievably boring: briefly; after these two Supreme Justices are assassinated; this law student Darby Shaw [Julia Roberts:] she is a very intelligent student would also enable relationship with her professor figures out this entire situation consequently putting her and anyone around her in danger, eventually she learned to trust this news journalist Gary Grantham [Denzel Washington:] he works for the Washington Herald and is very interested in this situation.

Generally speaking: the storyline/script for most parts has very little happening in it, in conjunction with likewise a framework and pacing of a movie which is a staggering 141 minutes long for what it is we have yet again more issues of a serious lack of character developments yet again in conjunction with I am going to be very generous and say minus perhaps the last 30 minutes or slightly a bit more; the chemistry between Roberts and/or Washington is highly noticeable absence; there was just nothing here, but then again it may help if they spent more time on screen together instead of a part or as it relates to Washington for a heavy section not on screen at all; yes I am making reference to after he has entered the film; which if we were to add all of this up together; it makes the atmosphere with all of this empty space in these scenes and we have already a lengthy time of this movie being what it is; this film is consequently such a chore, I mean after about 35 minutes mentally I was already beginning to check out and roughly after the first hour, the person that I watch some of this content with; we both couldn't believe that we still had so much of this film to watch.

Art and action; we get to see is some scenes of pelicans and the action sequences types are exactly what you expect to see in this movie such as shooting, chasing and explosions

Character developments and performances; well as I referenced earlier they were lacking; for me any kind of three-dimensional laying character developments would have been nice, it just feels and looks like these character types were fit for purpose and nothing more, which the performances ranges from solid functional to as I made reference earlier for most part absent to the last 30 minutes; finally building some natural free-flowing chemistry to make this entire film wake the hell up; I really don't feel comfortable blaming it on the lead partnership, just because this film in its construction and the execution is on its own merits awful, but then again they expect individually or together; for both performers to just simply put this film on their backs and carry it, which they do to a certain especially in the last 30 minutes, but there was only so much they could do individually or together.

This film receives: 2/10, this film is poor; I mean the person I watched this film with broadly said that this film could have done with being much shorter and I would have to agree with that sentiment and to follow that up I would like to say that this mark is to also highlight the length of this film and its contents or lack of contents is meant to be reflected in this mark, so it actually has very little may be a pinch of salt to do with Roberts or/and Washington. This film also has some awards accredited to its name such as 1 Winner ASCAP Film and Television Music Awards 1994 ASCAP Award Top Box Office Films James Horner, 2 Nominees; MTV Movie + TV Awards 1994 MTV Movie Award Best Female Performance Julia Roberts and from the same award ceremony/event Most Desirable Male Denzel Washington

Tuesday, 8 September 2026

Average Extra of: Lindsay Clancy: Mental Health & The Ramifications 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Lindsay Clancy: Mental Health & The Ramifications 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Warning/Disclaimer: obviously there will be some censored adult language references and this content is going to be dark, so I will put on an 18 age bracket warning.

Usually I wouldn't cover this content: but in this case I will make an exception, based on the fact of these two points; the first being what we are seeing from women that in my opinion has been a slow escalation since the late 90s until now and beyond. The second point is; in one where another I have dealt with mental health issues as early as the early 90s so I am either experienced with family members or/and my own mental health since the early 2000s, so I don't like it when someone essentially urinates in my cornflakes to try and justify murder, you see unlike really mouthy female morons, instead of shooting my mouth off I am intelligent enough to watch, learn and then give it some time and then talk.

So what should have happened was; I see no reason why she should not have been given somewhere between; 15-25 years in prison, with psychiatric support and after serving her sentence he should be moved to a psychiatric facility and should only come out in a wooden box.

Yes I don't believe that she was in a psychosis state when this situation took place, because if you are in a psychosis state, this situation theoretically should have happened at any time any place with at worst no planning at best an idea in your head and then act, not this level of meticulous planning, because if there was this level of meticulous planning there would have been signs like compulsive behaviour or something to that effect, to get the brain rehearsed/comfortable with the act.

Do I believe that she had postnatal depression? Probably not, if her youngest victim was between 3 to 5 months I would say yes more than likely, but because we're looking about 8 months with medication and support okay, I have seen the list of medication she was allegedly on, but on the other hand people need to stop thinking that because you are on medication that resolves the issue, it should always be a mixture of medication, support, willpower, interests or/and work or you enjoy the role of parenthood, if after all that you can't pull yourself together so what she had/has allegedly postnatal depression/postnatal psychosis.

For those that don't know on top of mental health issues I was born with quadriplegic cerebral palsy; condemned to a life in a wheelchair, trapped inside a body that hardly functions properly, fighting on one level or another with the bureaucracy and politics that comes with this lifestyle, I don't get a day off or no one with my level of disability does or illness or other.

Meanwhile in my world/men's world; we have to put up with the following in no particular order:

1. If you're not over 6 foot tall; this is still applies if you are in a wheelchair or not which is beyond stupid; based on you will be sitting down so the height thing is that relevant: Dismissed

2. Have you tried not being disabled: Dismissed

3. Have you tried not having mental health: Dismissed

4. You have a small cock: Dismissed

5. You haven't had much sex: Dismissed

6. You are not very good looking: Dismissed

7. If I was you I would have committed suicide: Dismissed

8. Strong insinuations I am a sex offender: False the woman was 18

9. Allegations of inappropriate behaviour: False at the time I got stabbed in the back by a friend

10. You should date your own kind: This is prejudiced/discriminating

11. Your money is my money; my money is my money: as a woman told me once

12. On a date: a woman told me that she plans to have sex with this man when he is available, she made a scene when I made an excuse to leave she was expecting me to pay the bill.

13. I was thinking I was on a date: the woman showed up with this man, that 24 hours previously had became her boyfriend and they had sex, because in our date she was scrambling around to get the 24 hour pill down her throat

14. Don't look at me: most of the time I have to go round with my head down or evil looks or attempts of spit at me

15. Mentally abused by women: for one example they tell me one thing and do another such as breaking plans or dates

16. They will make me wait for any kind of affection meanwhile they will go and have sex with somebody else

17. A woman taking their history out on me because of my cock, but the second I do it; not allowed

18. The constant reminder from women that the only way I will have sex again is if I paid them

19. At any time they could make up false allegations

20. Apparently it is my fault that I have been single for almost 2 decades at this point, that or I have been in prison for a serious crime like sexual assault or a sex offender: Dismissed

21. If I don't provide an excellent standard of life for them: Dismissed

22. If I don't pay for everything: Dismissed

23. If I dare to show any form of backbone: False allegations of some degree/Dismissed

24. If I say in the slightest thing that can be misinterpreted: Dismissed

25. Not forgetting any circumstances can change within less than a second and a need to accept that apparently

26. If anything goes wrong in your life you're on your own or dying I am leaving, but anything happens to me, you're going to be there every step of the way

27. If anything goes wrong or you are injured or dies, you are on your own, but if anything goes wrong with me you are going to be there every step of the way

28. If you get too comfortable for confident: I will verbally castrate you and remind you your body doesn't function properly

29. To screw with your mental health I will withdraw all affection and tell you everything is fine

30. Remind you frequently that you are not my first choice or/and I don't have anywhere else to be.

31. Straight away paying for someone else’s kids Or having the audacity to be angry question why don't you want to pay for my kids, which is a package deal, this may be true on a relationship level, but why should any one a for anyone else's kids for an example within the first five years, then after this time contributing a little something is acceptable if you want to do it, but strangely enough you don't see a woman by and large a paying for their boyfriend's children straight off the bat.

32. Make lots of money regardless if it is an unreal standard of money, then she expects you to spend it on her or it becomes her money

Moving on: man women really do need to get off making content/social media as a relates to this court case, because man you are digging yourselves such a massive hole that you can't come back from ever. By talking about her mental health or/and hormonal imbalance I swear to any religious being you are associated with, so hypothetically and using your own argument; this is another genuine situation; a woman had been grinding on my lap for roughly 4 hours, making me very horny with consistent guarantees of finishing me off [ I need to point out I was wearing jeans and you will see later why this is somewhat important] two or three hours pass my genitalia was pretty much in a bad state what with grinding against jeans mixed with sexual fluid and everything feeling very raw the fourth hour came and went, I was absolutely furious because I was so horny and it would have taken 10 minutes, I don't care if she fancied me or not she had been saying yes and then for the final 10 minutes maybe, needless to say she went home very happy with her parents, meanwhile and this is no lie I went home gently took down my clothing and sat in my wheelchair with a cold wet flannel over my genitalia just to cool everything down and dealing with expanded raw testicles bag and passing pink blood for four days, because the skin underneath was trying to heal itself but obviously every time I went to the toilet I would make it uncomfortable:

I tell you all of this now to leave a question: so what am I meant to do, the aspect of I think we can all agree being angry is a normal response, but do I do what I did which was go home, get cleaned and fix things up with assistance whilst continuing to drink and never were jeans again [this is actually 100% true I have never worn jeans again,] or do I use my hormonal imbalance as an excuse to be a dick?

Now on to the possible ramifications; without question so many women have shown they are clearly suffering from a hormonal imbalance themselves, because the point of the previous question is to show that if it was a man your response would be get the pitchforks out, but a woman acts on her hormonal imbalance and not only did she get empathy, she has women by the hundreds of thousands supporting her and/or standing with her, now if a woman said I feel for her, but at the same time she has committed this horrible act, she needs help but at the same time she can't escape prison for a stretch of some degree, as a man I would say that would be a fair statement, because you have acknowledged your femininity will with also acknowledging prison time needs to be done.

But as things stand; Let's briefly made reference to the fact that a high percentage of you women don't want to take any responsibility or/and accountability for anything you say or do or anything and some of that has to do lay squarely at the feet of the parents; they didn't take the time to educate them on life in general, such as for the quick example; you knowingly and willingly excite a man with grinding on his cock with promises of sex or sexual release and then conveniently changed your mind when the drink has run out, mysteriously disappear and then celebrate with your girlfriends with high fives [how do I know this? Because maybe for a handful of times in my life I have been there when they have been doing their victory lap including having  a heated debate on these individuals putting themselves out there and run the risk of getting assaulted sexually, with the same kind of garbage that comes back of no one has the right to sexual assault anyone, with my response being this may be true, but then again don't put yourself out there then, with their response usually being I can do what the hell I like, with my response usually being; you've put them up, you put them down, take responsibility for your actions with them usually laughing.]The vast majority of you don't seem to see the bigger picture that you are essentially setting back women I would say easily 200 years of progress and watching it slowly get flushed down the toilet, because you are slowly opening the door to for an example employers asking do you feel hormonal today? Or on an application form when was your last hormonal imbalance? 1 hour, 12 hours or yesterday plus, I mean why don't you go back to the kitchen as I see many content creators crying that they have to work for a living, but now would be happy in the kitchen or/and spreading your legs on an adult website... prostituting yourself I mean the Suffragettes dying for what they believe in so you could have freedoms and equality for you to then just spit it back in their face to the highest individual that can fulfil all of your crazy demands and all you have to do is spread your legs to the highest bidder when it suits you regardless if you are with somebody or bodies or not, so it would seem very fitting that I've finished this content like this; whoever that one man is that stood up and stayed true to himself and to the situation my hat goes off to you; you are the only one that can walk away from this situation with your head held high with the knowledge that when your country came calling you served with honour and distinction.