Average Extra of: Moana | "Official Trailer" | In Theaters July 10 by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Moana | "Official Trailer" | In Theaters July 10 by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects/other effects/transformation in this trailer and yes I will be using adult language references; still censored but I will be using them nonetheless

My Reaction: Okay who actually asked for this manure? I have just seen the 139 seconds trailer and if anyone from Disney can't see the alarm bells ringing, maybe I should go and get Matt Murdock to point them out to them, because I'm going to start this content from this perspective; yes absolutely the cultural component, the musical aspects involving choreography and all that may be and what possibly will be the driving force behind the success of this live-action reboot.

But having highlighted all of this positivity; Dwayne Johnson as Maui: looks a complete joke, the wig is appalling; it doesn't sit on his head at all properly so much so; you know if you were born back in the 1980s and/or in the 1990s you knew someone was wearing a wig in particularly a poor quality wig when the natural head or remaining natural hair didn't match the wig on top; that is precisely the problem we have here, so of course I guarantee you some people like myself included will be sitting there watching this movie being distracted by this terrible wig and because Johnson at some point last a lot of weight his head either doesn't fit the wig or Maui's larger-than-life body type; Johnson can be as charismatic as he wants to be in this live-action reboot, but when it is glaringly obvious he physically no longer fits this role then there is a problem and I think Johnson as a live-action Maui is just going to eventually become very jarring anyway.

The computer animation is also really concerning; it may be absolutely fine with these animal creatures that go on this journey with us, but when you see it in the background with our characters in the foreground; there is a clear division between one and the other where it should look all-encompassing and when there is a lot of computer animation in one way or another; it just looks incredibly messy and as if it is running off an old computer system like Windows 95 as in it will do the job, but it is going to struggle with it.

So if this isn't combining to make this live-action project potentially problematic these next two points will; so let me get this right we have just had Moana 2 2024 and as of now/yet there are no signs of Moana 3, but they are going to satirise their fan base/market with this reboot, so hold the fudge on how about we get the animated version done first and then give it some time and then start with the live-action trilogy, because this is coming off as very exploitative and money grabbing, this is why I put the titles I did in the related content section and it was to make this very valid point/points; these live-action reboots are and were fondly remembered and/or nicely modernised for a different outlay and there was plenty of time between animated versions to live-action reboots; so consequently it makes them look more genuine [yes I am very much aware that Lilo & Stitch is a Disney product,] but the fact remains the last animated title was Leroy & Stitch 2006 and the animated TV program was in Lilo & Stitch: The Series [between 2003-2006: 2 Seasons: 69 Episodes:] so as you can see plenty of time has passed and even How to Train Your Dragon gave it sometime between their last animated project of How to Train Your Dragon: Snoggletog Log 2019.

My prediction for this film is: I think at best and they should think themselves lucky from me it would have to be 6/10, I do stress this is because of the positives I have already mentioned, but if this film was to be a 4 or 5/10, I really wouldn't be surprised in the slightest more probably 5/10, but I like to give myself some wiggle room.

 

 

In-depth Predictions/Other elements for AEW Dynasty 2026 by AverageMansReviews

In-depth Predictions/Other elements for AEW Dynasty 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Casino Gauntlet Match for the vacant AEW TNT Championship: Tommaso Ciampa: basically of what I have seen of him with this championship in his first reign, I wouldn't mind seeing more of it in a second reign.

The Don Callis': Andrade El Ídolo [with Don Callis] vs. Darby Allin; Singles match; If Allin wins, he will receive a future AEW World Championship Match: I really don't like this stipulation, just because its virtual signals on I wonder who is going to win? I would have preferred the phrasing of: the winner of this match gets an opportunity regardless of the championship in question, I know the result is probably going to be the same anyway, but let's try and hide it a little bit shall we.

Will Ospreay vs. Champ Death Riders': Jon Moxley [with Marina Shafir;] Singles Match for the AEW Continental Championship: Osprey will get a helping hand from his real-life; life partner Alex Windsor and Shafir's opponent on The Zero Hour show just for this event starts in a singles match.

The Young Bucks': Matt & Nick Jackson vs. the Don Callis Family's: the AEW International Champion Kazuchika Okada & the NJPW World Television Champion Konosuke Takeshita [with Don Callis;] Tag Team Match: I fully expect the family to be victorious here, but then again I also would like to think that maybe someone returning to make the save, so it is about storyline progression.

Jamie Hayter Champ the Triangle of Madness': Thekla [with The Sisters of Sin's; Julia Hart & Skye Blue; Singles Match for the AEW Women's World Championship: I fully expect the numbers game to be a factor in this match slot

Cope and Cage: Adam Copeland and Christian Cage vs. Champs FTR's: Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood [with Stokely] Tag Team Match for the AEW World Tag Team Championship: for me it does depend if the Phoenix will fly again or Stokely is going to be telling factor, but I have made my decision and I am going to stick with it.

Chris Jericho vs. The Demand's: Ricochet [with The GOA's: Bishop Kaun & Toa Liona;] Singles Match: in short I fully expect interference from The GOA that will be the deciding factor.

Kenny Omega vs. Champ MJF; Singles Match for the AEW World Championship: I get the feeling that when we have AEW AllIn 2026 from London Wembley Stadium on Sunday 30/08/2026, I wouldn't be surprised if we are in a situation where it is Career vs. Championship where I can see Kenny Omega winning there, but for here and now I will stick with the champion winning here.

Average Extra of: Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man 2026 is just So Bad by AverageMansReviews Spoiler Alarm!

Average Extra of: Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man 2026 is just So Bad by AverageMansReviews Spoiler Alarm!

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Warning: there will be some censored adult language references in this content

Real Talking Time: 

That was a complete waste of time wasn't it?: On multiple levels actually if you have any fond memories of this TV program I suggest you don't watch this film, so allow me to stress this for the final time there are spoilers ahead.

Well for the first 45 to 50 minutes of this 112 minutes film not much happens and I need you to understand this, because consequently it becomes a massive factor later on in this content; yes obviously we do get excellent set designs, scenery and costumes and anything else from this side of thing and after that time length I have already specified we do get some components of what this TV program used to be like in this film... and yes I am trying to soften the blow of what I am going to say next.

But now they want to why this content is being created in the first place; so a family member of the Shelby's gets killed, but amongst other things such as Duke as the leader of the Peaky Blinders; is doing basically a terrible job, which brings his father Thomas Shelby out of hiding everyone with me so far... now without being racist but just factual in the confines of this TV program; predominantly the Peaky Blinders are gypsies and gypsies are predominately family orientated, so they would not kill one of their own unless they were forced to or had reason to so my first question is this why the fudge did Thomas kill Arthur and don't give me that manure about Thomas being drunk or fed up of looking after Arthur; that is just a copout and you know it, it goes against everything that you spent years building up about the Peaky Blinders; yes absolutely we have seen that they have had fights, and conversely yes I can see Thomas performing a mercy killing if Arthur was ill or dying; but you didn't choose this route, you chose to be nonsensical and lazy and  tarnish not only the character development you have built up about the Peaky Blinders but also Thomas Shelby and not forgetting he originally came back from a war and killing so, he wouldn't actually mentally put himself back down there again for this reason as I was drunk and fed up.

So on to my next question; why did we waste so much time at the beginning of this movie? It really doesn't go anywhere quick or of great substance, to the point where I actually said or referenced to the person I want some of this content with; this has to be the beginning of a trilogy of movies, because in my head that was the only way it to justify it, because they had so much work to do in roughly the last 42 minutes it would be crazy to do that; to fit everything in; in 42 minutes it would be fudgin' insane!... But I was proven wrong they did it and yes it was a steaming pile of manure!

Now we come on to the big problem; so you bring back Thomas to basically kill him off... thanks for that... Not! So if this was going to be the case why did we waste so much time at the beginning of this movie and beyond, when time is essentially precious and I can pretty much tell you we aren't getting a sequel, because why would we without Thomas Shelby? Like the person I want some of this content was said: why didn't they just put a couple of more episodes at the end of the last season and finish it off then instead of now? So yes this movie is a complete waste of time as the way the film was building I would have said: this feels like the building instalment to a sequel or if they had to guess in its entirety a trilogy, which yes I know we aren't getting that and if by some miracle we get a sequel without Thomas, I don't think many people would watch it anyway? So I find myself asking again for the multiple time if this was the case why waste so much time? This is why I really don't like this film with a passion; the more time I spend talking about it, the more time I just get infuriated, I am just glad I have gotten through it so I never have to see it again or hopefully never see it again.

 

Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man 2026 by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects/German Nazism with salute/terrorism/domestic terrorism/burning/animal cruelty/shooting/ritual/medical/references to suicide and hanging

This film is not worth watching: briefly; during World War II; the Peaky Blinders are being led by Erasmus "Duke" Shelby [Barry Keoghan:] he has somewhat tarnished the name of the Peaky Blinders and also found himself in a spot of bother with the Nazis, so Thomas Shelby [Cillian Murphy:] comes out of hiding to right the ship and seek some revenge.

Generally speaking: this film is that poor... No I will correct myself here and say that bad I don't know where to add to begin; the storyline/script is god atrocious, simultaneously character developments are pointless on any level be expositional or anything else for at least somewhere between 45 and maybe 50 minutes nothing of great substance happens and just to come back if something does happen by the end of it you are so bored already that you are past caring about it and if you're wondering in total this film goes on for 112 minutes.

Art, action and comedy; yes as you can imagine the set designs, scenery and costumes and other are very much top tier quality, yes we also do have some good action sequences with gunfire including someone pushing Thomas Shelby to be Thomas Shelby with an explosive ending; this is one of those moments where this film begins to feel and look like a Peaky Blinders film

Character developments and performances; the character developments are I cannot overstate this pointless and yes I know I have made reference to this already, but it is such a big point I thought I would make it twice; but as stand-alone character developments they are adequate for their problems and their performances were also I have to say it as it is; on reflection going through the motions.

This film receives: 1/10, this film is poor; people have been waiting years for this film and it is a complete waste of time, even though I am going to be a hypocrite here, because I have waste my time on it; I really wouldn't recommend you do it unless you are a massive fan of the TV program, but then again I wouldn't drastically change your expectations to something much lower, if you watch this film and yes at some point soon I will be creating some more content where I get to discuss the problems... the massive problems with this film, I just can't do it here and on completing that content I will be in linking it in at the bottom of this content; so it is optional if you want to read it or not and yes there are some good sequences or elements to this film, but the negatives so, so, so outweigh the positives that it is a massive counterbalance; to the point where I hate this film with a passion and finally there is an ongoing sequence in the ending credit and a message on screen.

 

Average Extra of: Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man 2026 is just So Bad Spoiler Alarm! Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/04/average-extra-of-peaky-blinders.html

Reactionary To The Wrestling News of: Chris Jericho returns to AEW and Not WWE in 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Reactionary To The Wrestling News of: Chris Jericho returns to AEW and Not WWE in 2026 by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: I usually say at some point or another they will be censored adult language references

Well there are a number of things I want to discuss: so Chris Jericho made his return to AEW and not I will repeat not WWE this last Wednesday; 01/04/2026; so straight off the bat I just want to say to those content creators that were indicating that Jericho's future lay somewhere else you can kiss my posterior just after I have had a dump... now let me elaborate if you indicated that it looks like Jericho was more or less heading back to the WWE. I don't have a problem with that assessment so I have no problem with you, I just have a problem with the fudgers that were saying something to the effect of Breaking News or Confirming Chris Jericho is heading back to the WWE or officially re-signed with WWE, as we now know that was complete hollocks wasn't it? I refuse now to take whatever these content creators say as fact, because throughout Jericho’s absence I was like okay he has moved on, no problem [I will leave the example link of what I mean.]

If you're wondering why I am taking this news like this; it is because putting out content on any subject matters and for some content creators to make up stories just to get clicks and so on really urinates me off, including and this is completely true that some weeks ago a content creator put out some content breaking the news of the passing of Jim Ross which I can confirm as of this content being created he is still alive and if you know anything of is medical background this is in extremely bad taste and yes that is me being calm about this particular situation.

But as it relates to Jericho I would prefer him inside AEW than outside of the promotion as things stand, but I also agree that they need to do something different with him or it will go around and around in circles just with a the same just with a different gimmick change; this time around I understand he has the name of something to the effect of either "The Cornerstone" or just "Cornerstone."

Hopefully he has gone with the concept of a tweener persona to begin with, that way he could just show up and potentially work with the young talent with them and back them as a tag team partner or hypothetically agree with Jon Moxley when Moxley says hypothetically this young talent could just do with getting their head kicked in because their mouth is writing too many checks or sometime down the line give Jericho one more run as the AEW World Champion; with one significant catch; he comes up with the concept of until I am dethroned I will be wrestling wrestlers for this championship that have never held it before, so potentially we could see Copeland vs. Jericho for the veterans or alternatively we could see Jack Perry vs. Jericho or Daniel Garcia vs. Jericho; but I really do hope between Jericho and Tony Khan they have a good idea of what is next for him and hopefully it will be different and/or fresh, because I have been around wrestling long enough to know, in this case it isn't there will be some of the AEW audience that will quickly turn against Jericho again, I just hope that this doesn't become the case, because Jericho is they genuine legend and whatever time you have left in the ring should be enjoyable for all and not requests for him to retire.

 

 

 

 

Kiss the Girls 1997 by AverageMansReviews

 Kiss the Girls 1997 by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects/drugs/sexual assault/decomposing/cutting/bodily functions/animal cruelty/electrocution/medical/references to cancer.

I am trying to find my niece: briefly; we meet DCDP Officer Dr. Alex Cross [Morgan Freeman:] he is a forensic psychologist and his niece has gone missing, we need Dr. Kate McTiernan [Ashley Judd:] she is a medical doctor, specifically surging; she gets kidnapped like many before her.

Generally speaking: to begin proceedings we have some character developments in the form of exposition; the storyline/script is something okay and solid, but man the framework and pacing for the vast majority of this movie which is 115 minutes long; like three quarters is just terrible; in theory I know what they were trying to do; by making this film slow and steady and that is to basically lean on the investigation, performances aspects to build atmosphere; which is absolutely fine, if that is what you want to do; which works to a certain extent. But now I have said that; there was a limit to how much you can lean on this outlay without a change of gear now and again just to move the film on now and again which it does have that much later on, but for the meantime; you are essentially leaving this film in their hands of individually or together of Freeman or/and of Judd with some quick moments thrown in if you are lucky; so Freeman or/and Judd trying to fill up essentially this empty space in the scenes, which they do to a certain extent again, but you can still feel a certain amount of emptiness in these scenes, which quickly becomes tiresome, I mean if I didn't know this film was safely under two hours, I would say it felt comfortable in more like somewhere between 130-150 minutes of the movie.

Art and action; without giving too much away; this hideout has been well-designed to fulfil its purpose and much later on host this well thought out action sequence.

Character developments and performances; the character developments and vast majority of the cast performances are good versions of what they are meant to be; but as you could probably see this coming; this film should be very thankful that it has Freeman or/and Judd contracted to be in this film; because without them and especially Freeman in particular this film would have avalanched in on itself.

This film receives: 4/10, as you may have guessed by now I found this film to be essentially really hard work and boring as hell, but if you're like me and never seen it before now it won't harm you; however you may need to get a log of coffee ready to drink to keep you awake throughout your viewing experience; it does have some positive awards accredited to its name such as 5 Nominees which include but not limited to Blockbuster Entertainment Awards 1998 Favorite Actor -Suspense Morgan Freeman and from the same award ceremony/event Favorite Actress - Suspense Ashley Judd

 

Calling It Out of: TKO and the WrestleMania 42/2026 Horse Manure! by AverageMansReviews

Calling It Out of: TKO and the WrestleMania 42/2026 Horse Manure! by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: there will be censored adult language references to in this content

Let's just get through this: what the hell is this manure?! I mean even before this I was disinterested with this entire Mania anyway, but especially now with this turn of events, I mean how is Pat McAfee a draw? Just for the record I know this is not a WWE call... It is very much a TKO specifically Ariel "Ari" Emanuel call, because conveniently he happens to be the agent to McAfee and sees him as the next Sylvester Stallone.

So I may have just average intelligence here, but surely this would qualify as very much a conflict of fudgin' interest?

I can reassure you McAfee is not a draw, now if you want to talk about a draw Chris Jericho is, before I receive complaints or anything like that... I know from a storyline perspective it would have made no sense as well, but I'm just talking about a draw and nothing else, even from a storyline perspective Cowboy Bob Orton would have been a bigger draw and fit into the storyline consequently you could even have Brandi Rhodes getting involved.

But I agree we didn't need any of this; they had two decades or somewhere around here of history to draw upon.

I mean let's talk about the elephant in the room, TKO don't know wrestling the entire Internet Wrestling Universe is better qualified to understand wrestling then TKO, even the Internet Wrestling Universe is better qualified than Dwayne Johnson and I will tell you why... Not in one Universe but two Universes Johnson has shown himself to be just about his self interests or preservation not only in the wrestling world, but now in the film industry, yes absolutely he will also protect his family, so as far as I'm concerned he is an unreliable product and one that we can't trust, so yes I am fully aware of his and his family's legacy, presence and future, but can anyone tell me the last time Johnson over recent times actually showed up and made the product on any level on any show better?

I mean in theory and I do stress in theory technically what TKO have done is something the the WWF used to do in the 1980s with the era of Rock & Wrestling: what they used to do is to get celebrities involved in one way or another consequently two things happened; 1 the WWF/WWE became this huge juggernaut, making money and 2 wrestling got into the mainstream [ I hasten to add I am fully aware that the WWF/WWE have throughout the years continued to use this practice,] I am not trying to justify this situation on the contrary now I have said all this I can now make these points; back in the day when they used to use this practice and it went well the WWF/WWE used to have a long-term plan so that the build was flawless by today's standards and secondly these names used to be absolutely massive; Mr. T, Cyndi Lauper, Alice Cooper, Mike Tyson, Floyd Mayweather and others honourable mentions because of who they are/were individually; Muhammed Ali and Aretha Franklin and now we are getting McAfee and the name that keeps circling is Jelly Roll; I mean firstly Wow let's be honest at best compared to the names I have just mentioned they are the equivalent of Poundstretcher Store/Wal-Mart celebrities and roughly 2 weeks out from this year's Mania it isn't good enough, it takes more time than some weeks on a telephone and then this reveal.

I have no idea why they just didn't say Orton vs. Rhodes championship match in a 60 Minute Iron Man Match with John Cena on commentary/special enforcer to stop outside interference; at least he has history with both Orton and Rhodes and people would say okay another layer that makes some kind of sense as long as we can focus on Orton and Rhodes, I know Cena isn't necessary, but at least my idea makes coherent sense and at least some people would be on board with it hopefully.

But and this will be my final section; the massive positive to this situation is that you now have the Wrestling Universe for the vase large majority agreeing with one another including but not limited to people that don't usually agree with one another saying in short this is a bunch of manure, this would be the third year in a row that this kind of garbage has happened, it is beyond me how TKO or/and the WWE especially the WWE okay their hands may be somewhat tied, but how much damage they are doing to one of the biggest products in all of professional wrestling in Wrestle Mania; even to the point where you now have Rhodes or/and CM Punk trying to indicate in their promos; that may be; we know this sucks.

But the fact remains this is just turned on to a massive manure show and don't get me wrong there are some matches that look good, but the main event slots don't appeal to me especially now.