Friday, 13 November 2026

The Nightmare Before Christmas 1993 by AverageMansReviews

The Nightmare Before Christmas 1993 by AverageMansReviews


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Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects/shooting/dismemberment/burning/cutting/impaling/squashing/torture

This is the definition of the sentry a midlife crisis: briefly; Jack Skellington [voiced by Chris Sarandon/singing voice by Danny Elfman: other characters voices] he is a skeleton known as the "Pumpkin King" of Halloween Town, when Halloween comes around he is the best person for the job in fact he wins an award, so as you can imagine he is creatively fed up until he finds this thing called Christmas and this is his story.

Generally speaking: the script is one of those old layouts where; roughly storyline then musical number, storyline that musical number or something like this, the framework and pacing of this 76 minutes film is good, but for me it does take a good 30 minutes or more to find its get up and go

Art, action and comedy; well because of this project being of stop motion animation it is really easy to see, to feel and experience the artistic outlays be it visually or/and musically. Because this film is all of the genre of horror also, but animation/stop motion has been much better chance of standing the test of time over some computer animation film titles, because you can put more hands-on approach with this style of animation with the added bonus of this film being as I have already said from the horror genre, meaning if it does look a bit worn that can feed back into the horror presentations, this is not to say or be disrespectful towards anyone that has worked on this title. I am just clearly saying because this film has aged a little it looks more authentic horror then it probably did when it first came out in the 1990's. Without giving too much away, my favourite character is Oogie Boogie [voiced by Ken Page:] eventually he is busy torturing his guest and his themes are gambling and/or the blues or from that genre style and for a pinch of the comedy flavour; we have Christmas gifts that are not your usual Christmas gifts as in they have a sinister nature to them and some way or another basically they are closely resembling joke gives more than actual gifts.

Character developments, voice performances and singing performances; these character types are good versions. But it is a mixture of the voice performances and the singing performances that really do make these characters three-dimensional and in-depth as through singing they can really explore these characters feelings, mind sets and so on and so forth

This film receives: 9/10, this film is excellent; this is most definitely one of those film titles in your lifetime, as I have already illustrated the pacing of this project needs a long time to find itself, but other than that there isn't anything negative. This film also has some awards to its name such as 7 Winners that includes Annie Awards 1994 Annie Best Individual Achievement for Creative Supervision in the Field of Animation Henry Selick (director) and Best Individual Achievement for Artistic Excellence in the Field of Animation Deane Taylor (art director.) 17 Nominees Academy Awards, USA 1994 Oscar Best Effects, Visual Effects Pete Kozachik Eric Leighton Ariel Velasco-Shaw Gordon Baker and from the previous event/ceremony from earlier  Annie Best Animated Film

 

 

Thursday, 12 November 2026

In-depth Predictions/Other elements for AEW Full Gear 2026 by AverageMansReviews

In-depth Predictions/Other elements for AEW Full Gear 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Swerve Strickland and The New Level's: Austin Creed & Kofi [with Prince Nana] vs. Champs "Hangman" Adam Page and Brodido's: Brody King & the ROH World Champion Bandido; Texas Deathmatch for the AEW World Trios Championship: I don't see these championships changing hands here, because the contenders don't really need them as in they would be much more happier in the tag team division and/or in the main event picture respectively

Adam Copeland vs. Champ The Don Callis Family's: Kazuchika Okada [with Don Callis;] Singles Match for the AEW International Championship: I don't see this championship changing hands here.

Wrathlander's: Harley Cameron and Kris Statlander vs. Champs The Brawling Birds': Alex Windsor & Jamie Hayter; Tag Team Match for the AEW Women's World Tag Team Championship: this should be a good match, but it seems to me that this tag team has been put together to take the loss here

Ilja Dragunov vs. Champ Tommaso Ciampa; Singles Match for the AEW National Championship: there is only one solid visible for Everyone to remain looking strong after this match, And it is by  Andrade El Ídolo costing the current champion his reign consequently setting up a predominantly a three-way feud for this championship and does the record I don't like playing hot potato with any champion  regardless of status of championship or gender unless of background politics or situations circumstances.

The Don Callis Family's: Davis and Doyle's: Mark Davis and Jake Doyle [with Don Callis] vs. Champs The Young Bucks': Matt & Nick Jackson: Tag Team Match for the AEW World Tag Team Championship: they could really do with these number one contenders winning here, to freshen things up in the tag team division; and who is going to top down these big trees and take the championships away from them, but I have a feeling they are going to go with the status quo here.

The Death Riders': Marina Shafir vs. Champ Mercedes Moné; Singles Match for the AEW Women's World Championship: don't be too surprised if we have somebody returning or debuting, because they need somebody like Ronda Rousey to cause interference, I say they need someone like her because not many women could really cause Shafir any great harm so you need somebody believable

The Death Riders': the AEW Continental Champion Jon Moxley, Daniel Garcia, and Gabe Kidd, The Conglomeration's: Orange Cassidy, Kyle O'Reilly, and Roderick Strong vs. The Cut's: Jay White, Ace Austin, Austin Gunn, Clark Connors, Colten Gunn, and David Finlay; Anarchy in the Arena Match: simply put; if they want this new stable name to have an inform of credibility they need to win a big match straight out of the gate it is that simple.

The Don Callis Family's: Kyle Fletcher [with Don Callis] vs. Champ Will Ospreay; Singles Match for the AEW World Championship: these two wrestlers always put on a Banger so expect anything less, but neither the way expect this championship to change hand

Average Extra of: Russell Brand: Rory Bremner “Call It Out” by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Russell Brand: Rory Bremner “Call It Out” by AverageMansReviews

Related content: Average Extra of: Russell Brand to serve at Minimum Roughly 7 Years in Prison Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/11/average-extra-of-russell-brand-to-serve.html and Average Extra of: Russell Brand: Women Don’t Defend Their Own Link  https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/09/average-extra-of-lindsay-clancy-mental.html

Warning: I will be discussing adult and dark themes with censored adult language references throughout.

Simply put; Go Fudge Yourself  Bremner!: Now for some context yesterday Wednesday 11/11/2026;  this individual made an appearance on Sky News UK; where on social media it came onto my feed where broadly speaking and paraphrasing; he  made reference to made reference to calling out this sexual behaviour and #Metoo so as you can see already my responses simple;

Simply because I live in the real world on the ground level;  throughout my middle teens roughly to my early 30s; when it was necessarily, I did whatever I could to assist women in any way possible and some of my family members at the time when through similar things; I heard of allegations of women getting assaulted; as I made reference to in the  related to content Average Extra of: Russell Brand to serve at Minimum Roughly 7 Years in Prison; I even have had phone calls with women telling  me they have  been sexually  assaulted, but after the lengthy conversation at the time they chose to stay with the individual because they were nice or a member of my family and I were walking home, we saw this heated situation between this boyfriend a girlfriend at the time, myMember of my family went over to see if they could be any assistance and instead we got threatened to get our head kicked in from both the woman and man; may I just remind you that I am heavily disabled in a wheelchair; I have also had to face false rumours/alligations  all kinds of inappropriate behavior, because in these situations the women in questioned sided to flip the script, so yes if you are smart enough I am heavily disabled so some of these things that were being suggested I just physically can't do; You can speak to any good man you want rumours regardless if they are true or not have I have it of sticking around for a very long time, I mean I have even had women mock me because I didn't take advantage of them at the time, because they were heavily under the influence, allow me to make this crystal clear they didn't mock me, whilst they were under the influence of alcohol, they would mock me when they were hung over or sober, saying you had in chance and you blew it or missed it. 

So if you're not understanding this allow me to make it transparently clear even  a blind person can see it; so instead of getting a genuine thanks for not a taking advantage of me last night or a little kiss to go you are a nice guy; I got  mentally or verbally or physically abused/assaulted by women; as for an example this one night this  woman got fed up I  stopped paying her attention even though she didn't want me to pay her attention, I was quite happy chilling out talking to her female friend which I had just met that night, we would just chilling out, talking about alternative music and other things like that;  from out of nowhere the first  woman pulled me to one side and said what are you doing? I am just talking to your friend and drinking, Because you wanted me to give you some space, Because I said this  in an adult tone, she's slapped me very hard, I remember this night very well because she slapped me on the right side of my face so that my left nose stud which was a new piercing on that day; flow out Into the pocket of my shirt which I would find the next morning; but she carried on giving me amount of you are here to spend time with me; by the way there was never ever any relationship going to happen with me and this individual I asked her plenty of times throughout the years just  for the record.

So eventually as years went on over these more recent times I learned how women broadly speaking like to twist things, I may help out a very short list of women nowadays; but I have learned to say nothing.

I would like to now reverse the whole premise of calling it out; so why didn't these inside people call out this behaviour? Instead of at minimum micromaging it, why don't these other celebrities that possibly know more than what they are telling, call it out? The answer is simple; because they were either making lots of money of them or making opportunities off them somehow or they would just like them.

So when celebrities or politicians come out with we should be bringing a stop to this from their very well-paid standards of life,  suggesting that the general public should essentially call it out  and deal with any possible consequences of repercussions resulting in possible more hassle or life altering choices; then these people  higher up either needs to take their own advice or and this is my personal favourite just  shutting the hell up would be nice and just for the record #Metoo floats as well as the Titanic as women have pretty much destroyed any form of credibility that once had four about maybe three months at the beginning and the same goes for #BLM  whilst I am here.

 


Wednesday, 11 November 2026

Average Extra of: Russell Brand: Women Don’t Defend Their Own by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Russell Brand: Women Don’t Defend Their Own by AverageMansReviews

Related content: Average Extra of: Russell Brand to serve at Minimum Roughly 7 Years in Prison Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/11/average-extra-of-russell-brand-to-serve.html and Average Extra of: Lindsay Clancy: Mental Health & The Ramifications 2026 Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/09/average-extra-of-lindsay-clancy-mental.html

Warning: I will be discussing adult and dark themes with censored adult language references throughout.

I have a lot to say and it isn't going to be pleasant: over what I have seen what with the Lindsey Clancy trial and now with this trial; I am now condensed based on recent information; that  the vast majority of men are not the problem; Yes we don't get a clean slate by any stretch of the imagination, but this content is going to be focusing on women, because As far as I can tell without sounding sexist which is not my motivation here your opinions changed as often as your mood swingers,  on one hand you defend from Clancy, From murdering her three children under the opinion, she had depression of a varying degree, But this week some of you have decided to defend Russell Brand, even though he did these heinous acts to women, even though these victims accounts of what I have heard are very fudgin’ descriptive,  you sit there behind your camera taking a massive dump on these victims as if they are the problem,  so why should men believe women when they have been allegedly sexually  assaulted if there is a good percentage of your own  gender that doesn't?

This is nothing to do with men right now; this is everything to do with women, because I will tell you the uncomfortable reality of two things; Because most men have learnt the hard way not to believe most women when it comes to sexual assault, because like myself I have been in situations where women have been working and angle and based on these two cases; you have been slowly but slowly putting women back in the kitchen; I will leave this content on a question, Because without question I guarantee you some of you will trip yourself up based on some of you have given different opinions on the previous two different cases; where based on my opinion and learning I can easily say three times; guilty, guilty and guilty; so here is the question; David Walliams; guilty or not guilty?  for context these situations happened roughly the same time as Brand; Williams appeared on his self titled talk show on Channel 4; where he had Williams on it; 24/11/2006; first-ever episode

 

Tuesday, 10 November 2026

Edward Scissorhands 1990 by AverageMansReviews

Edward Scissorhands 1990 by AverageMansReviews


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Warning: there is flashing effects/colorful effects/cutting/stabbing/shooting/animal cruelty/eletrocution/medical

Grandma tell me a story: briefly; this Grandma tells of the story of Edward Scissorhands [Johnny Depp:] he is a creation of his inventor/The Inventor [Vincent Price:] he expired before he could finish Edward; so Edward has these giant scissor hands for hands; Edward by nature is a softly spoken individual that means no harm, so when he gets encouraged to join the nearby neighborhood to experience more about life, things become gradually more and more complicated.

Generally speaking:  the storyline/script in conjunction with the character development and the framework; used at the of storyteller/origin and exposition character development with the present day; meaning like something like the 1950s as well with good pacing of a movie that is roughly 105 minutes long.

Art, character development, action and comedy; the art is very clear to see as it ranges from  gothic to eccentric 1950s decker colour systems and everything else in the middle; this is one of those rare occasions where I don't have to give too much detail, because  if or when you choose to watch this project; gothic styling or/ and the 1950s eccentricity will hit you in the face as soon as you come across them; but they are of the most highest quality and standards throughout this project, as Edward comes to realize he is very good at  styling things from bushes and hedges, to hair and dogs, but he doesn't seem to do too well with water beds.

Character development, performances and voice performance; the character development are a good reflection of their timeframe, so we have that housewives, whilst men went out work that kind of thing consequently we have the women gospeling and especially in one case in particular we have a woman that would like to feel Edwards point, but in  or fairness and bounce, I don't think she is with anyone or just because my back; we don't see a mister in her life. But for the vast majority of this neighborhood/community they are good people and they will try and do their best for Edward; Edward is a good individual, but they just want ready for one another; Depp leads this project masterfully as he becomes Edward; someone that hasn't had much interaction,  more often than not tries to do the right thing even though it may put him in deeper trouble, Depp is excellently supported by this cast in particular; Dianne Wiest as Peg Boggs: She is a Avon distributor, that takes Edward home with her and then later on we meet her daughter Winona Ryder as Kim Boggs: at first she doesn't like Edward; between this trio; strange harmless individuals are or should be entitled to be seen as human beings and the voice performance is good as well.

This film receives: 10/10, this film is top-notch entertainment; this is a classic for sure, this film most definitely needs to be seen once in your lifetime, especially now with these modern  generations believing that everything is based on looks and wealth, there is an ongoing sequence underneath the closing  credits to begin with, this film also has some awards accredited to its name  such as; 11 Winners which includes but not limited to Sant Jordi Awards 1992  Sant Jordi Best Foreign Film (Mejor Película Extranjera) Tim Burton and Best Foreign Actress (Mejor Actriz Extranjera) Winona Ryder Shared with: Mermaids. 26 Nominees which also include but not limited to; Academy Awards, USA 1991 Oscar Best Makeup Ve NeillStan Winston, Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films, USA 1992 Saturn Award Best Supporting Actress Dianne Wiest American Comedy Awards, USA 1991 American Comedy Award Funniest Actor in a Motion Picture (Leading Role) Johnny Depp


Monday, 9 November 2026

Average Extra of: Russell Brand to serve at Minimum Roughly 7 Years in Prison by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Russell Brand to serve at Minimum Roughly 7 Years in Prison by AverageMansReviews

Warning: I will be discussing adult and dark themes with censored adult language references throughout.

Where to begin?: For the past few weeks I have been desperate to say one thing and now I can; for those that are under the age of 25 can you kindly shut the fudge up, because I have heard what some of you have had to say and man with your level of sanitized lifestyle we even find an excuse for Jimmy Savile not to see inside a prison cell if he was still alive today.

The fact is you know nothing; for those that grew up through the 2000s; knew of Brand’s raw sexual behaviour everywhere he went; TV, radio, movies and sold out stand up the comedian tours basically he did everything and under the BBC umbrella and Channel 4, he was allowed to get away with this manure; he was the pioneer behind  essentially; seduce, conquer and move on, there is  such word as no, because I can guarantee you in predominantly a males group of this time frame there was always one that went through women as if they were open doors [yes there is a tiny argument to be that this was the back then coming which is partly true, he just made it more acceptable kind of.]

I mean there was once when I have changed in 2014 when he gave an interview outside Number 10 Downing Street with the New Estate Protests in 2014, but I only thought that for like two minutes, because I could see behind his mask, he hadn't really changed here just sounded different way to feed his ego, and then again he did this roughly 10 years later in 2024 when he got baptized, which as a cynical old goat based on my opinion, this was nothing more than a strategic ceremony of events, because I have taken the time to view some of his religious content and it is just the same old Brand, just singing from a different script of horse manure; Brand  has always had this ego, so that weak minded people or people like him or people on his gravy train; like today it was suggested that he has made another 2 million followers on his social media accounts.

So we come on to today where he was handed a sentence of 10 years and six months; whereas of  here and now he will serve 7 years roughly and I'm just going to be honest and say I am absolutely delighted with that outcome, Because I have very strong views on any form of genuine sexual assault of any kind, allow me to give brand some advice throughout his imprisonment; don't drop the soap.

But what I am some less thrilled about; is we have the left and the right of our political spectrum including general public; taking their usual boring views which are both wrong in my opinion; Right; saying Brand is a victim; says his father; Ronald Brand Amongst other things, Meanwhile we have the left saying women can wear and drink whatever they like, which news flash both of these perspectives are so wrong.

Because you choose to be baptized that doesn't mean you are automatically given a clean slate depending on  what you have done you just can't wash it away, in religious terms you need to pay pennants for your sins or maybe Russell didn't read that religious text?

I challenge any politicism to spend one month with me to see how women of the modern generations truly act, because I am not condone and any form of sexual assault, but for you to keep going on and on about women can do whatever they like without any responsibility or accountability is in itself a part of the problem. these are genuine and honest account of situations I have learned from and these are just some; Because I am a nice guy I will give you an extra warning this is where fingers are going to get uncomfortable;

I went into college one day and my woman friend said that she had been sexually assaulted; by an individual that was at the other end of the cafeteria; In front of quite a few women including a woman that just did not have the ability to lie. So this alleged victim was telling us what happened, where there was drink involved and they had sex, so this individual came and sat down next to this woman he had intercourse with. I was furious for obvious reasons, so after a minute I discussed so you allegedly assaulted this woman? which he denied she got drunk she was willing, she denied in front of him that she dropped the words of sexual assault, so me being allowed mouth asked around all the women that had heard this story before this man had sat down, they all confirmed that she did in fact he used the words, these two that had sex where laughing at the fact I was Furious so I had to leave situation because I take this kind of thing very serious,

Or we have the situation online where I have had a quite a few women say that because I am disabled with limited finance I couldn't afford to  sexually assault them I had a feeling I knew what they were indicating but I got them to explain; playing the stupid card; so they went on to say As long as they  as they were over 6 foot with a massive penis and they massive  bank balance and lots of incoming money, the many questions could do whatever they wanted without any responsibilities as long as they bought  them he really expensive pair of shoes afterwards, so in conjunction with my disability I decided to play the dumb card and ask does that include sexual assault? usually I got back how stupid are you? of course that means that is included as well, but you don't have to worry about that as you are not entitled to access to me now fudge off!

Or I like to challenge the notion that we can wear and do whatever they like without any responsibilities or accountability, Because even though yes they have the right, it comes with responsibilities and ownership on the individual in questions, I have been myself when they have gone up to a man in question, with everything on so and they spend most of the night getting drinks  for free, now this does not entitle them to get any form of sexual release, it really should this notion down when the women have been going on about let's have one more drink and go back to a place for fun or something to them effect, 2 hours later man in question is now under the influence and quite heavy so, the woman has been grinding on his  penis for a long time and suddenly she gets up and disappears, meanwhile the drunk and frustrated individual is now incredibly angry, these women in question escape giving each other high five, having a cheap night comma laughing at the man's expense.

You see I know this to be true because I have given These types of women various mouthfuls, because it is very true I don't like any form of sexual assault, I hate morons of any gender that instigate this kind of behaviour, So I will now tell you a line I used to use with giving these women mouthful; You are aware that you have now primed that man to possibly go and engage in assaulting somebody else? Because I am not condoning it, but you have done everything in your power to wind him up so much?  their response being; it isn't our fault if he can't control himself, with my response being; so let me clarify this; you share no responsibility in; humiliating someone, taking them financially for a ride, stimulating so much that you were guaranteeing them sexual beliefs with the reinforcement of saying yes and then leaving them in a volatile state for the next person to do with the repercussions… and yet you feel no sense of responsibility or an element of accountability to this? absolutely not.

My overarching point to this content is very simple; until we get around a central table and talk about how to deal with this  despicable act known as any form of sexual assault we are never going to really move on as a society; Because as a gender yes males has such  cockroaches as Russell, but females have likes of  Bonnie Blue, so for example I would love that to be a law put in place where if a man had  sexually assaulted somebody; If it had transpired that he was with another lady previously and she had been found to being the instigator or at minimum a contributing factor to why he did what he did I want her to receive half of his sentence so if he gets five years she gets two and a half aggravated sexual assault.

But who my kidding; no one wants to get around the table and actually talk about current properly; where women can make allegations, so many can live in fear like myself, whilst the real victims already gender I have to wait years on years  for any sense of Justice so they can move on or try and move on with the rest of their lives such as in this case

 

 

Wicker 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Wicker 2026 by AverageMansReviews


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Warning:  there is animal cruelty/cutting/bodily functions/burning/ dismemberment/disfigurement/mental health/domestic violent/medical/there will be some adult language references in this content

The film is a manure hill on fire: briefly; we descend onto this village/community of years gone by;  where only consistent basis there is a marriage, so everyone is getting married; everyone but the Fisherwoman [Olivia Colman:] she is a good hard-working fisher woman, that has spent possibly anywhere north of the past two decades by herself and has become the butt of everyone's jokes, so she decides to go to this wick basket maker; the Basket Weaver [Peter Dinklage:] that somehow has the ability to bring something's he makes to life, so she gets him to make her a husband and the creation is called the Wicker Husband [Alexander Skarsgård:] he is a very loving, caring individual that is very good at manual labour

Generally speaking:  the storyline/script in conjunction with the character development are a dismal, as for most part there isn't much really happening, the character development really do quite annoying me, because on one hand; we have this woman will spends quite a few years on her own, being the laughing the stock of this community getting offers from drunk men at best, but when she finds somebody  at this point it is relevant that he was made for her; for now it is just about her not being that punch bag for jokes, because they are happy,  this community in one way or another for whatever reason are incredibly unhappy at their happiness, so they increase the pressure on them until something goes wrong, unfortunately I can identify with being the butt of everyone jokes and being single, including pressure from other sources to break up so you can pretty much guess I didn't exactly enjoy this being played out on the big screen. I should give you a friendly warning that this film is not  a comedy; it may have comedy elements in it; such as our lead partnership having  sexual intercourse, but the rest of it is quite crude; even by my standard.

The framework and pacing of this 104 minutes movie is…  Well from an artistic perspective we have words in frames; something like from black-and-white movies without sound; which was an interesting way to section up the movie and to instill some class and glamour into the project, the pacing is what I can only describe as; slow and steady.

Art, character development, performances and voice performance; the locations, set designs, wardrobe and accessories and the wicker man; these are all of a high quality and details in particular the wicker man; having to get that all on every day must have been hard work and then take it off as well; the other wicker usage is a little bit weird and freaky for me. the character development, performances  and voice performance;  on all counts; if this is what they were going for they struck gold, but for me; with or without the framework and pasting being what it is; It just felt like everyone was fulfilling their character type role and everything else associated with that

This film receives: 2/10, this is poor;  full disclosure I missed a bit of this film due to go into the toilet, I still found it to be really naive and  immaturally stupid, yes it may have been set in years gone past, but but intensely are not it highlights a growing concern that human beings are having to look outside their own species for human contact and relations;possibly due to loneliness/other reasons, so in this film it was wicker in our world it is AI and computer technology, On top of that we have the old trope of men in this time frame or in the present day they won't be enough or they can never do enough, women will drop us in a second for what they think is a better offer and yes it didn't escape my notice that the female equivalent to the wicker man was made of harder material possibly to indicate that if she was human she had already been through some stuff already consequently and quite  possibly damage any man she was going to be with on some level so this film tries to save face by impling men are as bad as women; quite frankly this film is horse manure, it is always funny when it is at the males expense isn't it, I should also point out that the person I watched some content with that would this movie as well; was far from happy with this movie as well; I am paraphrasing here; but in a nutshell; What a pile of  manure! But then again this film does have some awards accredited to its name such as 2 Winners which includes but not limited to Woodstock Festival 2026 Best Editing Narrative Feature Sofi Marshall and 2 Nominees which also include but not limited to Melbourne International Film Festival 2026 Bright Horizons Award Alex Huston Fischer Eleanor Wilson