Sunday, 5 April 2026

Saturday Night Live UK [Season 1,] Episode 3: Host: Riz Ahmed & Music Guests: Kasabian by AverageMansReviews

Saturday Night Live UK [Season 1,] Episode 3: Host: Riz Ahmed & Music Guests: Kasabian by AverageMansReviews

Warning: there is mature to adult themes in this content, flashing effects/colourful effects/bodily functions/stabbing/medical/references to cancer



The Face of Comedy Award: Keir Starmer address the UK from Downing Street [short description: Prime Minister Starmer addresses the nation then leaves and then comes back indicating individually three celebrities for one example Harry Kane.]

Riz Ahmed opening monologue [short description: Britain's of all kinds like this it when things are a little bit rubbish; full disclosure yes I have had to censor that word.]

Mobile telephones being on loud [short description: a musical skit about telephones being on loud amongst other things.]

Great Big Crab Man [short description: mocking of The Traitors UK TV program.]

Operation [short description: a very serious and dark twist on this board game.]

OGFM [short description: a radio station that has a special guest Doctor that wants talk about prostate cancer, but continuously gets interrupted, until he puts in a musical performance; breaks it down old school.]

Kasabian [short description: first performance]

Weekend Update [short description: a comical look back over recent news stories; featuring a story about AI Fruit Love Island.]

The Royal Society of Literature [short description: set in the late 1800s; a challenge; to find literature of Gothic-Horror that put the fear into humankind.]

Kasabian [short description: second performance]

Easter Bunny [short description: The Easter Bunny is at a antinatal clinic/class with their partner.]

The Face of Tragedy Award:


This episode receives: 10/10, this episode is top-notch entertainment; I have no idea what happened between last weeks episode in this week's one? They were completely different where this week's episode they incorporated everything for everyone including but not limited to a passive swipe at an element of the rainbow community in The Easter Bunny skit; I have no idea, it is confusing, I know; I know it is perfectly acceptable and normal for episodes to have different markings, but it is somewhat unusual to go from a poor episode to everything working of one another; this is opinion based/speculation based; it's like that kind of sat down and said "Okay let's try not to do an episode like that again and we need to widen our net of variety." I showed finished this content on this very small point would this; I was absolutely dreading this episode after its predecessor, but if they focus on more keyword is variety your audience that is me will be either more forgiving, when either you want to make a point [providing what the subject matter is or something doesn't work for me; because the keyword again is; variety and with that being said it doesn't always have to work for me, as long as I can see or understand the valid point [yet again depending on the subject matter obviously.]

 

Ready or Not 2019 by AverageMansReviews

Ready or Not 2019 by AverageMansReviews



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Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects/shooting/impaling/animal cruelty/disfigurement/drugs/burning/decapitation/vehicle crash/strangling/choking/domestic violence/ritual and there will be a censored adult language reference in this content as well.

Married for roughly 95 minutes: briefly; Grace [Samara Weaving:] she has just got married into this family that has a strange tradition of playing a game; in this case "Hide & Seek" where she just has to survive and not be sacrificed until daylight, which in which case the penalty will fall on the family.

Generally speaking: the storyline/script is fine; it is a bit wafer thin, yes we get some exposition on the character developments, the framework is also fine; it fulfil the purpose, but with this script being basically a foundation level script in conjunction with this terrible pacing; where for the first 60 minutes we have fits and starts; that point where it becomes actually boring. Where I said to the person I want someone was content with; I can see why they have come out with a sequel based on the fact there isn't actually much happening on here.

Comedy, action and art; the comedy as you would expect with this kind of graphic horror is of the origins of dark or black comedy such as people getting graphically shot/misfire or decapitation and things of that nature, the art is how can I put this nicely?... Highly detailed.

Character developments and performances; on both counts they were good versions of what they were meant to be, the only character developments and simultaneous performance that stood out for me was Grace/Weaving: they have clearly gone with the idea/concept of something like Ellen Ripley/Sigourney Weaver from the Alien franchise of; okay I really didn't want to be in this position, but whilst I am here, I am going to quickly adapt and put foot to posterior and survive, I hope they develop this more in this sequel, but for here and now; Grace/Weaving go through this metamorphosis throughout this film; where she gets more and more confident/self-assured for an example using colourful adult language references with this vehicle assistance operator, I will tell you right now if they haven't developed this character in this sequel I will be absolutely fuming, because they could be onto something really excellent where they could build a trilogy around Grace/Weaving: I just hate seeing wasted potential of any kind on any level.

This film receives: 5/10, this film is mixed; on one hand from me; this franchise could have some real potential and we could just be scratching the surface in this instalment, but on the other hand and I will have to censor this; but the person I watch some content with; thought this film was manure. This film also has some awards accredited to its name such as 4 Winners which includes but not limited to Fright Meter Awards 2019 Fright Meter Award Best Actress Samara Weaving, 24 Nominees which also include but not limited to from the same award ceremony/event Best Costume Design Avery Plewes; on a quick side note; in hindsight is richly deserved as they really did put the authentic presentation and touches into this project throughout.

 

Saturday, 4 April 2026

Mean Guns 1997 by AverageMansReviews

Mean Guns 1997 by AverageMansReviews


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Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects/shooting/man on woman violence/hanging/stabbing/strangling/impaling/burning/drugs/reference to sexual assault and under age

The Syndicate want a massive clear out: briefly; The Syndicate is this massive criminal empire, basically don't cross The Syndicate; for those that have will find themselves in this situation where all of these criminals have crossed them somehow, it doesn't matter for how long or for something minor or something large; Vincent Moon [Ice-T:] he is one of their high up members of this organisation and the overseer of this event; the rules are simple; the final three that is left standing get to share $10 million, you have 6 hours to achieve this and no you can't leave the premises or you will be shot. Lou [Christopher Lambert:] here is one of the unfortunate participants in this event, he is known for being a loose cannon and comical such as asking Moon I am paraphrasing here something to the effect of; a reference to the music playing over the sound system and where can you get a copy or something to that effect.

Generally speaking: the background music is somewhat confusing one minute it is part of the film and then it feels like it is just designed to accompany an action sequence and then back again to being part of the film or to cover my back either way it could just be with the film the whole way through, but regardless as I have just indicated; it is a very confusing element to the film and it is really badly done regardless of what they are or were trying do with it, we get some exposition other relates to character developments and the pacing of this 110 minutes film is solidly good.

Action, comedy and character developments; the action sequences are chaotic with there being limited space, we have one character that you think is dead yet somehow survives on more than one occasion and then we have Lou being irritating to wind them up to provoke them into doing something.

Character developments and performances; the character developments and the performances on both counts are solidly good; but then again let's be completely honest here and say without T or/and Lambert individually or together; this film would have really struggled and without them this film would be nothing, I know it sounds really harsh... but at the same time it is very true. You see individually or together they give this film a level of authenticity and stability from the aspect of a certain level of quality that individually or together they bring to the table; in short they carry this project.

This film receives: 6/10, this film is good; in its entirety and after everything is said and done this mark is a fair reflection of this project; it knows what it is from beginning to end and it sticks to that and what with T and/or Lambert being the conductors this film finds itself with this mark.

 

 

Friday, 3 April 2026

Saturday Night Live UK [Season 1,] Episode 2: Host: Jamie Dornan & Music Guests: Wolf Alice by AverageMansReviews

Saturday Night Live UK [Season 1,] Episode 2: Host: Jamie Dornan & Music Guests: Wolf Alice by AverageMansReviews




Warning: there is mature to adult themes in this content, flashing effects/colourful effects/Nazi salute and reference to Swastika/burning including at some point me just telling it as it is with very little verbally any filter, but clearly remember to use some censoring of language I will also be making reference to a point in history just to make a valid points, an illegal sex acts and a convicted sex offender, male mutilation and reference to male chemical castration

The Face of Comedy Award: Bristol Airport [short description: musical skit about British/Irish people going on holiday to in this case Spain; essentially taking home with them, which in a nutshell makes it pointless going on holiday and they even make reference to this as well in this skit.

Fast food wrap roughly set in the 19th century [short description: musical skit about these workers working in the workout was on an assembly line for just a very small section of putting this container together.]

The Face of Tragedy Award: The MI5 Headquarters, London, 1997 [short description: involving Prince Andrew and the recently deceased Princes Diana [in reference to a skit from last weeks episode entitled The Last Supper with David Attenborough,] including reference to Elizabeth II and we get to see Sarah Ferguson and Peter Mandelson [short description: this agency has called in Prince Andrew with the idea to make Prince Charles more likeable; they need to make people around him more unlikeable; so they hand Andrew a massive folder of what they have planned.] Okay what brain-dead spastic came up with this idea? Because not only is it tone-deaf to these real-life current situations, everyone knows it is an unwritten rule in comedy, you don't touch an historic deaths in comedy unless you are somewhat involved ie Jewish and the Holocaust, even though I am fully aware they have linked the previous Attenborough skit to this one, you just don't touch Princess Diana and dying in any way shape or form.

Then we have Jamie Dornan; doing his opening monologue and apparently talking about one of his interests which is rocks that look like that look like potatoes and then being interrupted; I don't care if this is real or not, I know; I know there are two Irish people doing this back and forth which I made reference to earlier being okay in reference to Jewish and all that, but having one moment talking about the Royals and then Irish people talking about potatoes is just bad comedy; I mean why don't we go one step further and talk about the potato famine? [For most people like can't pick up subtext; I am very much being sarcastic.]

Hostage relationship status [short description: the kidnapper is sending out a message about the person he has as a hostage; but the hostage is worried about labels and where she is with this relationship.] Okay this is just cringeworthy and surprise surprise it just isn't funny.

A Battle Within [short description: we are on this film set where a soldier/mother and son are reunited, but this female performer keeps forgetting the family dynamic and basically wants to have sex with him; they try resetting the scene a few times, but then they try with a new female performer that just runs in and jumps on to our soldier, but he says it is essentially okay because he likes this one.] Well want someone to tell me in this context what is so funny about incest, yet again I find myself calling this TV show tone deaf, because on one hand everyone seems to have forgotten Harvey Weinstein and on the other hand, if this were the man groping a woman it wouldn't be funny, but as long as it is a man; that is okay... double standards much?

Weekend Update [short description: a comical look back over recent news stories; everything is going well until the Hand in Hand bit and anything after this is just terrible; yet again it seems to virtual signal that women are okay and men at the problem.]

Beanz Bros [short description: we have these two family members that are serious about beans on toast, like their nan is to make, then this skit takes a dark turn, she is now a convicted criminal and at some point these family members make reference to chemical castration just so that the genes don't carry on.] This is just fudgin' stupid, I don't know what else to say really other than man this is just fudgin' stupid and so immature.

Meal with Rugby legend Jason Roberts [short description: we have these two couples; while having Jason Roberts rugby player and the other having this male individual that could have gone pro if it wasn't for his knees, in fact Roberts makes reference to the fact he hears the knees reference consistently, so this individual mutilates his testicles to give himself a made up injury.] So how is this remotely comical? This is just manure!

This episode receives: 2/10, this episode is poor; I mean wow what a bunch of manure this was, okay there are some positive and bits and pieces that on the whole get a pass, but on the briefly scanning through this content I have noticed an ongoing theme of it is more than acceptable to poke fun at historic references or gear things towards men being the butt of the joke or castrated or mutilated somehow, but they won't go after any of the modern worlds call values.

Such as one example I know we are only two episodes in but so far I have not seen one sketch seen like this hypothetically; briefly a person walks into the post office; wearing a red hat, the person behind the counter says hello there Red Hat, the following day the same person walks into the post office this time wearing a pink hat, but the person behind the counter says hello there Red Hat, the person leaves the post office, the person behind the counter receives a warning, the following day the same person walks into the post office wearing a green hat, the person behind the counter says hello there Pink Hat, the person leaves the post office and yet the person behind the counter receives another warning, the following day the same person walks into the post office wearing a orange hat, the person behind the counter says hi Green Hat with fear in their voice, the person leaves the post office comes back the next day to find a new person; but this person is very much in, out and done with everybody which comes off rude, which is person with multiple hats doesn't like wants to complain to the manager; the manager comes out and gets told his employee has been incredibly rude the manager asks how? This person with daily hat changes says by not acknowledging me as a person, in a fit of rage their hat falls off, to be picked up by the person that originally worked at the post office and handed back to the person; with these multiple hats with saying underneath we are just people.

Obviously if you are smart enough; this sketch scene is about pronouns and how they are being used as weapons, even when in this scene someone was trying to respect their previous wishes [yes I even confuse myself dictating this scene keeping in mind the previous day's colour of hat so if it is slightly off that is why.] I used hats because you can see hats, but you can't see pronouns.

But I can guarantee you they won't, because for them to do that they would have to look at themselves in the mirror and acknowledge that this modern culture is complicated and ridiculous and I know at least two of their cast are from the rainbow community, so they won't mock or attack this modern culture.

I watched someone else's content on this program last night they were basically referencing it as edgy and that is their opinion and they are welcome to it, what I would call it as pandering, virtual signalling hollocks, with this expression of "You go woke you go broke" I really can't see them getting a second season, based on the fact based on the same content I watched they were stupid enough to point out the writers have already gotten a warning to tone it down already.

 

The Hunted 1995 by AverageMansReviews

The Hunted 1995 by AverageMansReviews


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Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects/cutting/ritual/slavery/dismemberment/self harm/man on woman violence/impaling/stabbing/domestic terrorism/shooting/burning/strangling/drugs/medical

I shouldn't have witnessed that: briefly; when Paul Racine [Christopher Lambert:] he works in the world of computers, witnesses a ritual killing and he himself is left presumably dead, but isn't [I can tell you that much, because if he was left for dead we wouldn't have a film here,] his life is in danger, but there are some people that would like to help him, all he has to do is accept their help to begin with

Generally speaking: the framework and pacing of this 110 minutes film is good; it is well structured and it just gets on with things with a good pacing

Art and action; we get an excellent performance of Taiko [Japanese drums] complemented with a dancing performance, other art including without giving too much away; this gray sequence with this female character remaining in usual colour or/and other mental recalls and on top of that we have action sequences which involve martial arts or/and this lengthy action sequence which visually has also seamlessly together; it would be honest bullet train where there was a lot of blood being spilled or/and this closing action sequence of events has also been artistically externally put together with for a small reference, some of the scenery being brought down.

Character developments, performances and comedy; these are all good versions/performances of what they need to be, from their helpful young girl to the comedy/the sword smash that clearly likes his home-made or otherwise sake and rebuilds a good friendship with Racine even though they are on both counts can't understand one another and there are other commonly bits and pieces now and again you just have to read the subtitles.

This film receives: 7/10, this film is good; or on reflection and based on positive components or/and elements I have decided to award this project and extra mark, so after everything is said and done this film knows what it is doing and what it can offer its viewers l which is this a good film about someone being in the wrong place at the wrong time and everything that filmgoers/film viewers would expect from that as well

 

Thursday, 2 April 2026

Saturday Night Live UK [Season 1,] Episode 1: Host: Tina Fey & Music Guest: Wet Leg by AverageMansReviews

Saturday Night Live UK [Season 1,] Episode 1: Host: Tina Fey & Music Guest: Wet Leg by AverageMansReviews

Just a heads up: on how this content is going to work: Thumbs up Award or a Thumbs down Award and if I don't mention it; it just gets a pass as to signify it was okay, so it consequently gets a pass.




Warning: there is mature to adult themes in this content, flashing effects/colourful effects/violence/medical and I will be using censored adult language

The Face of Comedy Award: Tina Fey with opening UK TV impersonations, Undérage [short description: a cosmetic cream product that makes its female users look so young that their male partners at minimum it accused of being sex offenders, Hot Streak [short description: we have the interviewer saying to these two movies stars that this latest film is basically terrible] and then we have Weekend Update [short description: a comical look back over recent news stories.]

The Face of Tragedy Award: The Last Supper with David Attenborough [short description: using his brother's: Richard Attenborough's technology: reference to Jurassic Park David has brought these famous people back to life; they have one hour to discuss what makes Britain great?] This particular skit just doesn't have any pacing, so when you have any form of comedy in it; it comes off really flat, boring and glad that is over with and then we have this NHS pregnancy scan skit [short description: a mother and father are looking at this monitor as the doctor tells them; that their child is essentially going to do things for attention and then we have the birth itself:] I have a wide sense of humour, but this is just/was horse highly immature; it was highly mature, infuriating and stuck out like a sore thumb as one of the worst skits they have ever come up with and I know it is the first episode; but it is so bad that they have conveniently set the benchmark for the worst skits and yes it is that bad I will now be judging every other poor or worse skit by this skit that is for sure.

This episode receives: 7/10, this episode is good; so by and large this mark is a fair reflection on this first-ever Saturday Night Live UK episode, there is a bit to work on and if they can avoid coming up with stupid skits like the NHS pregnancy hopefully this program will still be going well after I am dead and no I'm not being morbid, it is just as of this content being first created I am in my early 40's and for it to get anywhere near Saturday Night Live US I would be safely into my 90's, so the probability is... I will probably be dead.

 

Wednesday, 1 April 2026

In-depth Predictions/Other elements for NXT Stand & Deliver 2026 by AverageMansReviews

In-depth Predictions/Other elements for NXT Stand & Deliver 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Related content: Calling It Out of: WWE Wrestlers Ages 2025/2026 Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/01/calling-it-out-of-wwe-wrestlers-ages.html and then Wasted: Thea Hail's First-Ever Championship run as NXT Women's North American Champion Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2026/01/wasted-thea-hails-first-ever.html

Los Americanos': Bravo Americano & Rayo Americano [with El Grande Americano] vs. Champs The Vanity Project's: Brad Baylor & Ricky Smokes; [with Jackson Drake;] Tag Team Match for the NXT Tag Team Championship: simply put they are going to go with new champions here to make sure that this event goes off with a bang.

Johnny Gargano [with Candice LeRae] vs. Myles Borne; Singles Match for the NXT North American Championship: well you have to go for Mr. NXT: Singles Match for the NXT North American Championship: well you can't bet against Mr. NXT

Kendal Grey or Lola Vice vs Champ Fatal Influence's: Jacy Jayne [with Fallon Henley & Lainey Reid:] Singles for the NXT Women's Championship: this championship isn't moving anywhere so I will just move on.

Blake Monroe vs. Champ Tatum Paxley; Singles Match for the Women's NXT North Americans Championship: well this is just an exercise of putting this championship back where it started from really and hopefully Munroe can remember to kick out, when she is meant to next time

Sol Ruca vs. Zaria; Singles Match: don't be too surprised if we have a debut or a return, to assist with picking up the victory

Ricky Saints vs. Ethan Page vs. Tony D'Angelo vs. Champ Joe Hendry; Fatal Four-Way Match for the NXT Championship: as this is essentially the beginning of the new season as it relates to NXT or/and the WWE, I think that as something new this will definitely hit the mark and on top of that; this has been well overdue and if it doesn't happen now... when would be my next question if at all?