Average Extra Special of: If Thomas Tuchel Doesn't at minimum get England to the World Cup Quarter-Finals: Sack Him: by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra Special of: If Thomas Tuchel Doesn't at minimum get England to the World Cup Quarter-Finals: Sack Him: by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: there is going to be some censored adult language and references

England Manager: Thomas Tuchel should absolutely go if we fail to reach the Quarter-Final of this World Cup; I was thinking I would start the discussion before the manure storm heading our way hits and the football pundits or/and content creators or/and British press begin, because as I have referenced in the previous two related content in one way or another; his selection is either absolutely hollocks as it relates to John Stones: when Harry Maguire has had a much better season in comparison; Jordan Henderson and Anthony Gordon or questionable absences over Morgan Gibbs-White, Phil Foden and even Cole Palmer; don't get me wrong so Foden and Palmer have not exactly had the greatest of seasons; Foden; 46 matches: 10 goals, and 7 assists. Palmer; 31 matches; 11 goals, 3 assists and of course we have Gibbs-White; 37 games; 15 goals, 4 assists.

But my point is; I find it absolutely baffling that 2 out of these 3; should be going but aren't Foden; I take it on board that by his standards it has been a poor season, but having said that; when you have 10 minutes to go possibly in the last 16 round of matches and need someone to come up with a bit of magic from anywhere then Foden is my guy and if I was Gibbs-White I would be thinking what the hell do I have to do to get on a plane to represent my country in a major tournament? Because with 110% certainty he should be going end of story

I really don't like the lack of inclusion as it relates to Dominic Calvert-Lewin or/and Jarrod Bowen; they could have as I have already indicated somewhere in the related content; they could have offered us something a bit different.

But no we are going to go with a very rigid team selection; and hope to any god you like it worked, with the likes Croatia and Ghana will absolutely love that; Croatia are usually built up to be incredibly rigid, bore/militarise and suffocate their opponents and catch them even not paying attention or asleep, meanwhile Ghana are usually built up on; athletic; strength, quickness and team spirit; so I fully expect as usual the African Nations crowd to be loud and colourful; as they bring the party with them.

England's potential plan B, I can see it coming from miles away; the Arsenal substitution of Bukayo Saka for Noni Madueke, Harry Kane for Ollie Watkins, Jude Bellingham for Morgan Rogers and Declan Rice for Elliot Anderson.

Why sack him?: Because his selection has been awful for this World Cup; consequently this tournament is going to be much harder than it should have been; I mean I know it was never going to be easy, I am not saying that, but when times get hard I was thinking, we can always bring on some creative players like Gibbs-White or others... but the fact we are still taking Stones and Henderson is mind boggling to me... when the more concerning aspect is the elephant in the room is this is probably Kane's last World Cup and we have no one coming through remotely in the same league of quality as him; I mean I find it fascinating that one country can produce the likes of Alan Shearer, Wayne Rooney and now Harry Kane and yet through three generations of strikers we have not won a World Cup or the Euros; that is fudgin' terrible.

Okay so who do you want to take over as the new England manager? Well I thought you'd never ask?... Eddie Howe, I am fully aware he is currently employed by Newcastle United, but the uncomfortable truth is... they didn't have a good season last season and Howe is still expected to work miracles after having two players that no longer wanted to play for Newcastle back to back in recent times Alexander Isak and now Anthony Gordon [yes roughly speaking they made £194 million plus on these two players; and yes they did bring in Nick Woltemade for roughly £69 million, Yoane Wissa for roughly £50 million; for player in his late 20s at the time; isn't worth the money and William Osula sign for a grand total of £15 million; which based on evidence I have seen towards the closing stages of last season/this season just finished he already looks to be a £40 million striker at the age of 22; he is quick, he moves between the lines like a ballerina on stilts; meaning elegant and a larger than life force heading towards goal.]

But considering I know some Newcastle fans want him out, I would be happy for England to take him off your hands and he wouldn't be failing up; the fact is; I think he has just about taking them as far as he can; it is just by the looks of it he or/and Newcastle hasn't had that moment of realisation yet.