Tuesday, 9 June 2026

Average Extra Special of: The Men's England 2026 World Cup: Group Stage by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra Special of: The Men's England 2026 World Cup: Group Stage by AverageMansReviews

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Warning/Disclaimer: there is going to be some censored adult language and references and this is a massive disclaimer if you take any of my predictions as gambling advice I will not and I repeat will not be held responsible for my mental outcomes; do I make myself clear?!

I fear our group: Group L: England obviously, Croatia, Ghana and Panama;

England vs. Croatia: Date Wednesday 17/06/2026: Time 8 PM UK: now if you have been around football long enough or specifically the men's England team; you would know that this couldn't be more of a worse start for England, I really would have preferred one of them massive teams of international football; like Brazil or France least I can say to myself; they would be measuring sticks of regardless of the result; we could put in an excellent performance and still lose and say if we play like that for the next two games we will easily qualify.

But back in reality; over more recent times; England vs. Croatia; seemed to be one of those matches where we could beat them and they can beat us; I mean the last time we played them was 13/06/2021: Euro 2020; England winning 1-0; so this time around I would take 1-1; I really don't like this match, because I think they can really hurt us with the team brought to this World Cup

England vs. Ghana: Tuesday 23/06/2026; Time: 9 PM UK: I am really concerned about this match, because I know Ghana are by reputation a very good side, they are well drilled on their tactics, strength and speed, if we are not awake, they will cause us massive problems; the last time we played them it was a friendly where it was a draw 1-1 at Wembley: 29/03/2011; just in case you were thinking of not taking an African nation seriously, may I just remind you of what happened the last time England played an African nation in the form of Senegal; where we lost 3-1 in a friendly match; but let's be honest it was a friendly in name only as Senegal came to play football on 10/06/2025 and hand our posterior to us on a silver platter and if they smell weakness after our first game; we'll completely screwed.

Panama vs. England: Date Saturday 27/06/2026: Time 10 PM UK: hopefully this won't be a case of picking ourselves up after an embarrassing World Cup; yes I fully expect us to win; 5-1: as the last time we played them in the 2018 World Cup we were heavily victorious winning 6-1; but the time this match roles around this could be completely irrelevant as hopefully not, but we could be out on our way home.

So at best; I can see us getting possibly two draws and a win; in that order; which depending on other results may put us top or second or at worst I can see us losing the first two and winning the last one in that order; in all honesty we just need something from the Croatia match to set us off on a solid beginning; so in the dressing room it kind of tells the squad; okay that was something to build, let's move on; on to the next match and so on and so forth; and absolutely none of this manure about we are going to win the World Cup; okay get to the final first and then you can say we have the possibility of winning it, but not until you get to the final... let's just try and get out of the group first shall we? Which I think based on everything is now a hard task, not impossible just harder than what I originally envisioned with the squad we are taking there... I can see us coming second or third in the group, so in essence if you have any strange lucky charms or rituals start doing them now... because we are going to need a little bit of luck to get far in this tournament/competition: but I have even taken the time to highlight the important information for you in this content such as fixture, dates and times, please remember UK time.

 

 

 

 

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