Calling It Out of: WWE Wrestlers Ages 2025/2026 by AverageMansReviews

Calling It Out of: WWE Wrestlers Ages 2025/2026 by AverageMansReviews

Related content: WWE: Walter vs. John Cena: Retirement Match in 2025: Why? Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2025/12/wwe-walter-vs-john-cena-retirement.html, Calling It Out of: Well Mick Foley just called out the WWE & Quits after his current contract runs out in 2025 Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2025/12/calling-it-out-of-well-mick-foley-just.html , Reactionary To The Wrestling News of: AJ Styles Retirement in 2026 Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2025/09/reactionary-to-wrestling-news-of-aj.html and In-depth Predictions/Other elements for AEW Full Gear 2025 [where I discuss Chris Jericho] Link https://averagemansreviews2017.blogspot.com/2025/11/in-depth-predictionsother-elements-for.html

Warning: there will be censored adult language references to in this content and a very real tone to this content that some may not like actually some of you are going to hate this so you have been warned.

Let's start with this: John Cena vs. Walter; Singles Match: at WWE Saturday Night's Main Event XLII 2025; Saturday 13/12/2025: yes full disclosure I haven't seen the match, but I have seen what is important and quite frankly it was a fudgin' joke, I don't care about how anyone else wants to spin this ball-manure, you see I have two major interests which in this case coincides with this content the land of film and TV and the other being wrestling and regardless of how John Cena wants to try and paint the narrative of essentially giving everything, getting the opportunity to say goodbye and essentially allowing his character to die with a smile on his face; it was badly acted and pathetic, Cena you can't do in-depth character roles hence why you have simply typecast yourself into action roles or formulaic character roles, because the last time you made any in-depth effort on acting was in Trainwreck 2015 starring Amy Schumer which is comfortably a decade ago: but let's face it Cena's retirement tour will go down in history as the worst ever, right alongside the debut of The Shockmaster for the WCW 1993.

But then again I wouldn't trust anyone's judgement if they chose publicly in support an alleged sex offender, because they are my friend or/and they were good to me, sadly I now have to include Mick Foley in this statement as well and not forgetting marrying 11 years younger, usually I wouldn't make this a thing but as everyone by today's standards is so concerned about age and essentially it being frowned upon; you see I am playing the general consensus rules of age meaning I am fully aware that most of you would not have a problem with this, I don't. But that is the funny thing about this whole funny thing called age this 18-year-old woman goes out with a 27-year-old man then some of you get the ick: but in reality both are fine she is a consenting adult.

Moving on to retirement tours in 2026 we have AJ Styles and should be Cody Rhodes; based on the fact when he was with All Elite Wrestling when he was in his late 30's, he made it known that basically the last contract he signed with this promotion would be his last as he wanted to retire when he turned 40 [and guess what he is now 40 years old,] but then again he did repeatedly like every opportunity he got said either inside the ring or publicly or anything else for that matter said he would never go back to the WWE, so it is safe to assume he is full of manure of the highest order, every time he now discusses AEW in any way shape or form he makes my skin crawl, because he is nothing more than WWE stooge and little female doggie, because I can guarantee you everything negative he has said about AEW nowadays many years ago said exactly the same about the WWE, so it just shows me that he is loyalty can be bought and the lack of character of the man and furthermore he is not fit to be honoured with the name of Rhodes.

You see his father and brother [Dusty Rhodes and/or Dustin Rhodes] yes at one time or another have been under the WWF/WWE umbrella; but individually they stood up and stood out for who they are; they never changed who they were at their core and everyone knows Cody left AEW because he was under the impression he was on the same level/or similar level to Tony Khan [the owner/head of creative/other roles in AEW] and Cody wasn't so he took his ball and went back to the WWE and took their lives money and became as I have only said their little female doggie and in a nutshell as it relates to Chris Jericho I don't have a problem with him going back to the WWE, granted I would have preferred him to stay with AEW, but he built up AEW, work his contracts, he is a well travelled promotions wrestler and he isn't getting any younger so if as of this content being thus created at the age of 55 the WWE can offer him a lucrative contract then why not is, but please just don't do this retirement angle/tour straight away with him.

This is where I am fused two situations of age to make this content, because individually I don't have enough time to do both; we have to go back to last year and on the other end of the age scale we have this situation on NXT: where the NXT Women's North American Champion Blake Munroe vs. Thea Hail; Singles Match for this championship on the line on Tuesday 16/12/2025: briefly and full disclosure I haven’t seen this match, but yet again I am seeing what is important;  I don't care if Hail accidentally winded or some people are going with a concussion; I say hollocks to that I am going with the narrative of winding Munroe and if it takes a botch to make a young champion; Hail [as of this content being first created; she is 22 years old] and no one can tell me it isn't richly deserved as within the WWE/NXT Universe she has been doing everything that has been given to her and more, it just so happens to come at the expense of Munroe poetic irony as if she didn't leave AEW she wouldn't be in NXT in this situation.

On a side note I don't have to do any content at the moment based on AEW wrestlers and their ages, because at the moment they have a good mix I know at one point it was looking at which wrestling promotion can have the oldest, but I don't have to weigh about that now