Tuesday, 15 July 2025

Average Extra of: Superman 2025: The Problems by AverageMansReviews - Spoiler Alarm!

Average Extra of: Superman 2025: The Problems by AverageMansReviews - Spoiler Alarm!

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Warning: there will be adult censored language and in some aspects it is going to be brutal and/or brutally honest so you may not want to read this and the problems will be in no particular order, even though I will be putting in some kind of order and finally this is not a review, but eventually it will be used to support the review anyway

Real Talking Time:

1. Origins are fudgin’ awful: the origin storyline has been reduced down to work on screen: this was incredibly lazy, okay if you don't want to do the origin routine then be a bit more inventive: give viewers pockets of memories of how these key points came to be throughout the film and from different perspectives also, but other than that as things are we are left to assume things which is just me donkey manure, because the audience can’t identify and build a connection with anyone, so from the outset we are put on the back foot, consequently we have the manufacture connections with these characters based on  the present and the future [the duration of this movie.]

2. As one of the last kryptonians you can't whitewash your history out of existence: I actually find this quite offensive, because it is virtual signalling that it is more than acceptable to whitewash your history which is wrong, because Kal-El/Clark Kent/Superman finds something out about his history that he doesn't like: so towards the end of the film he identifies as a human being and roughly speaking says he makes mistakes, when he should have said yes I am an alien and human with flaws to match either or both and to compound that he just chooses his adopted family memories over his kryptonian parents when he should have both up, to remind him that he is a kryptonian, but it is up to him and his relative to make sure that they changed the legacy of the kryptonians.

3. But then again Kal-El/Kent/Superman is a dick: he doesn't like being verbally challenged as this interview attempt with Lois Lane will clearly show, he comes off as a spoiled self-righteous posterior head in a nutshell this is not Kal-El/Kent/Superman, I don't know what this is? But it is manure.

4. There is 1% of chemistry between Kal-El/Clark Kent/Superman and Lois Lane: this is why it is important to give us some form of back story to show us character building/developments, because they really have no on-screen chemistry, you can try and manufacturing it as much as you want, I mean there is one scene that looks and feels genuine and that is it when Lane gives her boyfriend a drink when things are not going so well and yes Lane makes reference earlier in the film that this relationship was possibly a bad idea and yes I am paraphrasing here.

5. Lois Lane is much better without Kal-El/Kent/Superman: well this is clearly a problem when Lane as a individual character is so much more better rounded without the baggage of Kal-El/Clark Kent/Superman.

6. Any member of the Justice Gang in this film: they completely outshine Kal-El/Kent/Superman. For those that are not able to understand what I am actually saying here is; they are a glowing positive to this project, so I don't actually have a problem with them, but conversely as I have already indicated they completely outshine Kal-El/Kent/Superman, I mean he is one example; whilst they are taking care of business Kal-El/Kent/Superman is more interested in saving a squirrel.

7. Kal-El/Kent/Superman's flying sequences: they just fudgin' look ugly

8. Kal-El/Kent/Superman's slow motion action sequences: guess what they also look fudgin' ugly, to the point where someone needs to phone up James Gunn and tell him the 1999 to early 2000's phoned up and said this generation want their style of filmmaking back.

9. Lex Luther are you feeling okay?: This also is not Luther this is also manure, you see even though this is meant to be a younger version of this iconic character, he is meant to have a little bit of class to him instead of losing his rag when he is angry and crying like a little baby at one point.

10. Kal-El/Kent/Superman and Luther have zero chemistry: yes they have zero fudgin' chemistry as they are both whining female doggies.

11. Kal-El/Kent's hairstyle: I hate it with a fudgin' passion

12. David Corenswet as Kal-El/Kent/Superman: he should have never been given the role, he just doesn't have IT as Kal-El/Kent/Superman, you know when you see someone in a project and even if from a younger version of the character that you are portraying at minimum on the first outing there should be signs of this is the right person for this role, they just have to grow into it for the first time and perhaps one sequel or connecting project.

13. Nicholas Hoult as Lex Luthor: not to be lazy, but at the same time you can echo the previous sentiment from the previous paragraph and just put Hoult as Lex Luthor instead of Corenswet as Kal-El/Kent/Superman. I mean I would have really considered bringing back Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luther, but I guess the only problems with this are he is from the old world of the DCEU or whatever the name is now, Gunn probably wanted a new start in a new world and Hoult and Eisenberg have a six-year age gap as of this content being first created Hoult is 35 and Eisenberg is 41 years old.

14. The war conflict: this is one of those occasions where if we didn't have everything else in this list, I would have possibly actually I would have left it alone, so for the fan base of DC, I'm not unnecessarily picking everything apart, I am just saying with everything else including this it is just a contributing factor: it just has that odour of basically; there is problems within this country: meaning Superman or the Justice Gang must go over there are resolved the issue. Even though the Justice Gang sequence is lots of good fun, I think we all know that is not my point here, but I just had to add the last bit in so I am honest about things from the very beginning.

15. Kara Zor-El/Kara Danvers/Supergirl not a great first look: now as I have been around comic book heroes and all of that for some time now, I do realise that she may or/and they may build a storyline off from where she had might have been other than party. But now I have said that I can now say this; it is not exactly a great is look for her first appearance to be out somewhere with a red sun partying whilst the Earth is very much going to manure: it also virtual signals to this modern culture of: that women can do whatever they like, whenever they like, as predominantly men can go out and fixed the issue.

16. Cosmetically there are some women of this cast that were eye candy: full disclosure I heard this point being made on someone else's content, but for those that have known me long enough, I would have noticed it as well. Let's just say you would have to be blind not to notice, but if you want me to give you one example as I have already mentioned this individual once already; Kara Zor-El/Danvers/Supergirl I mean who directed this film James Gunn or was it Michael Bay?... Meaning I know it was Gunn, but Bay as everyone knows within the live action Transformers franchise minus Bumblebee 2018 depicted women as eye candy and free soft adult material for masturbating later on I have seen at least one comment basically pointing out that we have never had a bad Supergirl or/and praising this version already for the time she had on-screen. I mean I know I'm not stupid sex sells, but do we have to reduce especially women down to their looks.

17. I am greatly concerned about where Superman and/or DCEU are heading: because let's be completely honest and if I haven't made this crystal clear allow me to do so, if Kal-El/Kent/Superman is being out shone by the Justice Gang in his own debut movie as it relates to this version of him and this new beginning for the DCEU then there is a big fudgin' problem, because all this film mainly want to do is see more individual member projects about the Justice Gang, move on and leave Superman for while and to cover my back in the future I am indifferent to seeing a Supergirl film based off her first impressions, but to make sure I'm not come coming over as sexist in this content; I would greatly prefer giving her the chance in her own movie than seeing this Superman for a large amount of time any time soon and how is Superman going to actually gel with any media characters in any major crossovers if the Justice Gang and outshine him as I have already said in his own first outing, I mean as you may have gathered by now they didn't have to try, I would usually say that hard, but that would in implying some kind of effort took place, which is was absolutely effortless.

 

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