Sunday, 31 May 2026

Average Extra Special of: PSG vs. Arsenal Champions League 2026 Final: My Reaction by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra Special of: PSG vs. Arsenal Champions League 2026 Final: My Reaction by AverageMansReviews

Warning: there is going to be some censored adult language and references

Justice has been served: full disclosure I missed the first half; because I was at the ballet watching Gentleman Jack; yes just for the record I am somewhat cultured.

So let's begin on a question; how did those 4 potential trophies work out for you? You know we had about three or four months of you going on about winning all 4 trophies; broadly speaking; League Cup; No, let's try again FA Cup; No, let's try once more Champions League; No... Premier League; Yes: only because you were literally handed it by the PGMOL as you were the highest beneficiaries of VAR be it decisions rightly or wrongly this season and surprise surprise having no red cards or/and penalties awarded against you this past season either and just for the record the penalty claim for Arsenal: the Noni Madueke incident, and was never a penalty, even though in the premiership as long as it was for Arsenal it would have been given for sure.

Just to make you aware; Tottenham Hotspur has won in Europe in more recent times; Europa League 2025, I mean even West Ham have won the trophy in Europe; Conference League 2023 or/and Crystal Palace has had more success in Europe then you Europa League 2026, I mean even outside of your region of London Aston Villa has had more success than you guys; winning the Europa League 2025/2026.

I couldn't be more happier for these teams; they work hard, they played football and stayed humble; or before I have another football team thrown in my face that didn't stay humble let's go with try and stay humble shall we? Now if the Arsenal community are wondering why the football world doesn't like us that much? It is because for the vast majority of the time you work hard at essentially bending the rules, but then again after what I have seen tonight, maybe just maybe you know something that we have just all seen and that is... you aren't actually good at playing football, consequently if you were to actually play football in the premiership; a solid and higher ups such as Brentford, Bournemouth and even when they were in the premiership West Ham could get amongst you and cause you problems, I mean there are certain expressions in football like playing dirty, but Arsenal have taken that style to a whole different new lower level.

I mean even now I am dictating this content; I am already beginning to see/hear content of; we still won the premiership, we are still pleased with the guys and tomorrow will still be a celebration as they are having a parade to celebrate Arsenal winning the premiership, including some bits and pieces online about some of the Arsenal community; including but not limited to a Arsenal fan trying to imply, but not imply it, but as they contributing factor of the weather and it being really hard; so they would have used more energy up; can I just say this is fudgin' pathetic and now getting a little bit testy towards other football fans as it relates to commiserations and I am referring to talkSPORT: between  Perry Groves, Jason Cundy and Gabby Agbonlahor; so I just have to say a big thank you to Eberechi Eze and Gabriel for missing those penalties, ensuring the Champions League cup goes home with the defending champions PSG a real football team and if I have made myself clear allowing it to be crystal clear I couldn't be more fudgin' delighted with this turn of events.

I hope Thomas Tuchel - England Manager is re-thinking about making Eze one of his 5 penalty takers in the future after that dog manure penalties and for Gabriel as someone else pointed out as well; it seems poetic justice that he would miss the penalty that would give Arsenal over these modern times a European cup; considering we have had to put up with his antics all season, without somehow getting sent off; yes towards the end of this last season I did briefly have him in my dream team for the points; but I don't regard him as a world-class defender hell I wouldn't class him as a good defender, just extremely lucky and a liability, which as he gets older will catch up to him eventually


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