Wasted: Danhausen makes his WWE Debut at WWE Elimination Chamber 2026 by AverageMansReviews

Wasted: Danhausen makes his WWE Debut at WWE Elimination Chamber 2026 by AverageMansReviews

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Well that was certainly something: at this point even though I am aware that the WWE hierarchy are having a creative reshuffle of sorts, either under this current regime or under Mr. McMahon they have never really cracked the code to what a respectable comedy gimmick should be, so I am not surprised that Danhausen's debut went down as well as Bonnie Blue being pregnant after creating some adult content.

I mean absolutely it is by far the worst debut I have seen for some time. Where it is never good for someone to lose their job, but in this case I hope someone took up a richly deserved spot on the unemployment line with this one, I mean the crate idea/concept is very fitting within Danhausen's gimmick; but everything else is just bad; absolutely manure.. what was the idea behind the Danhausen followers/or whatever they were meant to be? Basically his entire presentation minus is usually stuff that he says and/or does.

I mean it is no surprise to me why he got noticeably booed. Why didn't anyone make up a video package of the crate being thrown into the sea: then doing this whole map routine of starting at the US, going to Canada, being thrown back in the sea in the crate, going to the UK, repeat the cycle, France, repeat the cycle, going to India, repeat the cycle, going to Mexico, repeat the cycle and then finally ending up back in the US specifically at the headquarters of the WWE: we have a message on the crate that says " To the WWE, Please find enclosed a good home or you will be cursed kind regards DH X... P. S: Please Do Not Open before 26/02/2026, because if you do You Will Be You Know... Cursed!"

So on the night Adam Pierce is the unlucky one to open the crate [it is standing up:] where on opening it where we have so many polystyrene balls, with old WWF merchandise and food packets mixed in and right at the back/bottom is Danhausen and he suddenly wakes up and makes a dash ring goes around and in and then out and escapes through the crowd.. with Nick Aldis coming out to have a go at  Pierce saying What have you done?! With Pearce responding I was just following the instructions. Aldis being furious at this turn of events walks away from Pearce [the camera showed is closer to Pearce] with him not exactly being thrilled by turn of events either. But he says... Well there goes the neighbourhood. [End of the segment.]

My concept which only took me 10 seconds to come up with and 40 minutes to dictate would have been a supremely better idea and action to take.

I have no hard feelings towards Danhausen: good luck to him in everything he does within the WWE or anything else in the future, but as I have already referenced more often than not the WWE don't do well with comedy gimmicks I mean the last one I can think of and nothing before or since would be  Breezango/The Fashion Police: Fandango & Tyler Breeze: with skits such as Fashion Files.

Brian Alvarez has already made reference to the possibility of putting Danhausen with Mr. Iguana with La Yesca and yes I agree that this point was and is they would sell a ton of merchandise which is very true. But and yes this would be amusing, but it's slightly concerned me that Danhausen has been in the door for equivalent of 5 minutes and there are already some people beginning to indicate this already... so I am hoping they have plans for Danhausen either before the reshuffle or/and especially now after the creative reshuffle; because if they don't it is going to be a bit manure for everyone involved especially Danhausen or/and  Mr. Iguana with La Yesca; that individually or together possibly in the future do deserve something better, because they work hard.