The Other Boleyn Girl 2003 by AverageMansReviews

The Other Boleyn Girl 2003 by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: there is animal cruelty/burning/child birth/cutting/dismemberment/references to incest and capital punishment

Two sisters: briefly; Henry VIII [Jared Harris:] he is the current sitting King of England that goes from one sister to the other in Mary Boleyn [Natascha McElhone:] she is the older sister of the two, she is already married and then Anne Boleyn [Anne Boleyn:] she is the younger sister of the two and she is out of the two of them; she is the ambitious one.

Generally speaking: the storyline/script, framework and pacing of this 90 minute film: is just ugly, so, so ugly: it's like seeing a newborn baby that is ugly and you just have to slap the parents for giving birth to the unfortunate baby. The storyline/script never at any stage becomes engaging, the framework and pacing is a disaster peace; we have breaking-the-fourth-wall, incredibly sloppy transitional scene to scene movement either place to place or/and walking/looking: basically take your pick it is all bad and as a person I watch some of this content with pointed out: I am paraphrasing here: this 90 minutes is quite long: trust me when I say this film has no get up and go to it: it just stumbles in this the way possible throughout.

Art: it is a dismal: everything looks cheap and tacky.

Character developments and performances: on both counts I am just going to say it as I see it that; with or without the framework and pacing I couldn't settle with these characters, because they were lifeless there was absolutely no genuine passion or anything to work with: I mean if you went to school say in the 1990s and I did reference this to the person I watch some of this content with; that this film has all the qualities or lack of qualities which the case is: that it feels like a bargain basement educational DVD that teachers put on either as a part of the lesson or a rainy day and just for the record the only educational value to this film is; regardless of his standard of projects this is not how to do it.

This film receives: 1/10, this film is poor: this is possibly one of the worst films I have ever seen, be it a TV film or any type of standard of film such as B films, I usually try to see some kind of good in any film most of the time, but as you can see this film gives me nothing to work with. I mean the person I watch some of this content with had the same opinion as I did, I can't use what we said, but what I can say is this film is terrible and we consistently checked on how long we had left to endure this film and as I have already referenced it is only 90 minutes long which felt like the never ending story: but at least that franchise had the decency to stop, unlike this film that kept going and going.