Average Extra of: Eurovision Song Contest 2026 Entrant Was So Bad by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: Eurovision Song Contest 2026 Entrant Was So Bad by AverageMansReviews

Warning: there will be some censored adult language references and will contain political or/and religious references

What the hell was this manure?!: I mean if you haven't heard it, you should take the time to listen to this entry into this year's competition "Look Mum No Computer" sung by Eins, Zwei, Dre: but I should also give you some friendly advice that it will be roughly no more than 4 minutes of your life that you won't to get back.

I mean this was absolute immature hollocks; I mean I know, I know we are probably never going to win the Eurovision Song Contest ever again due to our image on the global stage amongst other things, but could we make this manure respectable I mean Sam Ryder did exceptionally well with his entry in 2022 with "Space Man" where he finished second, just 4 years later we end up bottom with 1 point.If you don't want to take this contest too seriously anymore because of previously already discussed factors then can we please make this respectably amusing; how about a song dedicated to the Full English Breakfast; that would be quintessentially British/United Kingdom, I am not being angry or sore about for the vast majority of the time ending up at the wrong end of this contest, I am simply just talking about the difference between amusingly bad and embarrassingly bad or I mean if you really, really want to have some fun and stick it to a certain element of the UK; they could always get different artists from different backgrounds for examples Jewish or/and Muslim and others and individually give them a line or maybe a little bit more [I am just trying to fit everyone in and yes I did borrow this concept off So Solid Crew; with their anthem of “21 Seconds” released in 2001; where  each member had 21 seconds to contribute to this song hence the title] but I digress in this song in question and they could tell us what being British means to them. I hasten to add if anyone is reading this section in particular allow me to clarify; I am suggesting that if you are born here or maybe made your home here as you have been here long enough; you are British, regardless of religious or ethnic or anything other, so my intention is not to exploit your differences but to highlight that you are British, with the cherry on top of the cake being you get to subliminally raise the middle finger to those that have made it abundantly clear and before I continue this is not me saying it just for the record even know it is in my content; that you are not welcome here, even though the vast majority of us are fully aware without generations of immigrants the United Kingdom would be so screwed of the country on multiple levels; actually I really like this idea, so maybe one year it will come to fruition.