The Legend of Zorro 2005 by AverageMansReviews
Review Time
Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful
effects/scarring/racism/stabbing/burning
Almost completely forgettable: basically California has decided to democratically join
the United States of America, but Jacob McGivens [Nick Chinlund] and others try
to steal the voting box, so the vote can't go through. But don't worry Don
Alejandro de la Vega/Zorro [Antonio Banderas] will put a stop to it. Because
this film is done as a mystery or something from that neck of the woods, that
is as much as I can tell you about the storyline.
What do you want me to tell you;
that this film is roughly 130 minutes long, the pacing is pedestrian. The
action mixed with the comedy is not worth writing home about. I mean there is
this one sequence that takes place high up on the building where this henchman
character eventually lands on this poll urging his grapefruits with Don
Alejandro de la Vega/Zorro indicating "That must have hurt." I am
pointing out this sequence of events based on it is a good action sequence and
as the art goes this is good as well, briefly and on a quick side note I like
the hiding places of things in;it shows a little bit of imagination and
creativity, the scenery, the wardrobe and all of this is good in this film and
just for the record the comedy is cheap mainly not worth dictating about, yes I
am fully aware I have made reference to it a little
but that was to make reference to and action sequence and not the comedy
itself.
Character developments/performances;
the character developments are safe and reliable versions of what they are
meant to be the cast put in mostly safe and reliable performances. Minus these
oncoming names; Antonia Banderas, Catherine Zeta Jones as Elena de la Vega and
Adrian Alonso as Joaquin de la Vega; I felt nothing for these characters and
performances. The only one that I can point out which is good would be Rufus
Sewell as Armand.
This film receives: 1/10, this film is poor; yes there are some very small
positives, but it to counterbalance thing going on here hence why this mark. I
have no idea what happened here between this one and its predecessor, I mean
the previous film title had Anthony Hopkins in it which he does bring a lot to
any project he is a part of anyway. Boat as it relates to this project it has
very little to offer hence why this review is on the small side which I haven't
done one for a long time on the small side. But somehow this sequel has awards
credited to its name and no they are not all positive ones. Won 2; Young Artist
Awards 2006; Young Artist Award; Best Performance in a Feature Film - Young
Actor Age Ten or Younger Adrian Alonso and negative The Stinkers Bad Movie
Awards 2005; The Spencer Breslin Award for Worst Performance by a Child Adrian Alonso.
3 Nominees for an example Imagen Foundation Awards 2006 Imagen Award Best Actor
Antonio Banderas.
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