Friday 1 July 2022

Pay-Per-View Rewind of: WWF/WWE SummerSlam 31/08/1992 Match 2 Part 2 by AverageMansReviews - Spoiler Alarm!

Pay-Per-View Rewind of: WWF/WWE SummerSlam 31/08/1992 Match 2 Part 2 by AverageMansReviews - Spoiler Alarm!

Warning/Disclaimer: there is flashing effects/colourful effects. Disclaimer I have never been in a wrestling ring and never likely to be either.

Match/Stipulation: Nailz vs. Virgil; Singles Match

Match Attributes:

Match Quality: 1/10

Match Storyline: 3/10

Crowd Participation: 6/10

On Commentary: King Bobby "The Brain" Heenan & Vince McMahon 7/10

Satisfying Conclusion: 3/10

Recommend Watch: 1/10

Match Total: 21/60 - this match is poor.

Comments: as you can see from my attribute markings the only good things about this match/match slot is the surrounding contributing factors. This is opinion, I was going to say something like what we have here is two green wrestlers, but this is partly not the case. Because roughly at this point Nailz [Kevin Patrick Wacholz] had been wrestling for 10 years at this point, even though Virgil [Michael Jones] made his wrestling debut in 1985, but let's be completely honest up to this point and up to this day is best associated with "The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase and he was a member of the N.W.O. [New World Order] and on a quick side note yes Ted Dibiase was a member as well. But I digress Virgil isn't best remembered for his all-round wrestling abilities or as a made reference to in the previous Spoiler Alarm Version as it relates to this pay-per-view, his promo before this match is terrible, he was an on-screen character which wrestled a bit and when I say it bit I mean taking into consideration the standard length of anybody's career.

So as it relates to this match; it goes as well as you expect it to go really, it roughly goes on for 4 minutes with incredibly basic wrestling, with Virgil going a sloppy clothesline out of the corner [it is a falling clothesline out of the corner] with Nailz selling for Virgil with rebounding off the ropes with Virgil a dropkick which is sloppy as well. But to be fair Nailz isn't much better either there many in one way or another choking or heel bits and pieces. This is one of those occasions where a squash match would have been better, I know it doesn't do much for the loser, I am talking from the perspective of protecting both of these performers from not looking this weak in a roundabout way as in by using this it would have potentially hidden all of this and potentially got given high marks, I should state we will never know but if they tried to hide some of this it would have looked better, but to finish this match on a positive it was as I have already made reference to a short match so it is quick and painless in the scheme of things.

Basic Result: Nailz picks up the W.

Briefly things to know:

* King Bobby "The Brain" Heenan & Vince McMahon: there is aftermath of this match.

* Lord Alfred Hayes: is investigating the whereabouts of Mr. Perfect is whilst he is banging on the locker room door of the WWF Champion "Macho Man" Randy Savage, I am paraphrasing here he will keep us posted.

* "Mean" Gene Okerlund: interviews "Sensational" Sherry about this ongoing situation between her man "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, "The Model" Rick Martel and herself including footage of what  "Mean" Gene is making reference to and Sensational says I came up with this added thing to their match which is coming up next, both competitors have agreed not to hit each other in the face, Because based on her opinion they are gorgeous.

* Howard Finkel: Ring announcer introduces the next match.

 


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