Lightyear 2022 by AverageMansReviews
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Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful
effects/medical/shooting/stabbing/cutting/robotic element showing/animal
cruelty
Okay, so what do you want me to do with this film?: Basically after this colony gets stranded on this
planet thanks to Captain America sorry wrong captain Captain Buzz Lightyear
[voiced by Chris Evans] originally alongside Commend Alisha Hawthorne [voiced by
Uzo Aduba] and then his reliable robotic cat which is given to him by the name
of SOX much later on worn SOX as well [voiced by Peter Sohn] to fix what keeps
going wrong time after time after time after time after time. But eventually he
finds some more support and one final thing we have Zurg [James Brolin] and his
forces trying to capture Captain Buzz Lightyear. I should point out that at one
point or another these things happen, but I have gelled together to give you a
basic outline.
I really, really well and truly
don't like this film with a passion, full disclosure I didn't like this film
beforehand, but I really don't like it more now the penny has dropped. Because
there are some words on screen right at the beginning of the film "In
1995, a young Andy Davis saw Lightyear, the film that inspired the Buzz
Lightyear toyline." Or to cover my back there is something like this to
this effect.
The reason why I don't like this
film so very much, is because this would explain why this film feels so old as
it relates to its storyline, it's lack of comedy, lack of outstanding action
sequences, really generic character developments on a little bit of research
and in a nutshell if you're wondering why this Lightyear was different to the
1995 version is done by design.
The pacing for this 100 minute film
is safe and reliable, I mean on the grand scale of things wrong with this film,
this is the last thing on the list. I have been around films doing this kind of
thing in some capacity since I was 25 years old as of this blog/review I am 39.
So this is speculation/my opinion which I don't like this, because it implies
that your audience is stupid which we are not. They have used up-to-date
animation to make this project look colourful and engaging which it does. But it
covers up or it is an attempt to cover up the other shortcomings of this
project.
There are some positive components
or elements to this film though, anything to do with SOX much later on worn SOX
as well [voiced by Peter Sohn] this character or/and voiced performance just
brings so much positivity to this film, if you are a cat person [which I am]
you will really like these characters; yes there are a view moments where he
acts like a cat. There is this force field imprisonment and chasing sequence
which these are good as it shows our characters having to work together or/and
some other bits I liked like the confetti and the surrender button.
Character developments and
performances; like I have already referenced other than the positive
character/performer they are generic okay they are doing their job, but that is
about it.
This film receives: 2/10, this film is poor; as I have made this probably
very crystal clear I really didn't or don't like this film and I hope never to
see a sequel of this film ever, but then again as things are at the moment at
the box office for this film I don't really have to worry about seeing a
sequel, because as it is here and now it has some, some, some, some distance to
go before they even consider thinking of an idea for the sequel and the only reason
I am not putting any figures down is because at the moment things change but
for now you can take from me after everything is said and done I think they
would just be happy to get their money back with a little bit of a profit. I am
being very careful on what words I say, because I am very much aware it is only
been out for a small amount of time so it may achieve breaking even or more,
but having said that I was in the cinema today and there was hardly any people
in the with me and the person I watch some my films with. This film also has
not one, not two, but three yes I said three extra scenes [at the end of each
amount of ending credits.]
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