Pay-Per-View
Rewind of: WWE WrestleMania Backlash 16/05/2021 Match 2/Part 2 by
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Warning/Disclaimer: there are flashing effects/colourful effects and Disclaimer; I have never been and likely to be a wrestler.
Background
information: we have the Raw Commentary
building up Drew McIntyre vs. Braun Strowman vs. the WWE Champion Bobby Lashley
[with MVP:] Triple threat match for the WWE Championship, then we have The Miz
and John Morrison talking about The Miz's match tonight against Damian Priest
in a Lumberjack Match and then we have this situation between these Tag Teams
starting on the kickoff show and the consequences of this interaction effect
this WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championships Match. This is too much background
work; I mean here is a great idea do a little build up work [basically pick one
other and focus on here and now or next; they used to do this kind of thing in
many years gone by where they did this kind of format where it was match,
interview match, interview; why change something which clearly wasn't broken,
this gave their product a good balance and flexibility; it was like a giant
puzzle; they could have always changed the pieces around as long as the next
step isn't detrimental or overloaded to the previous or the next step, in a
nutshell what I am suggesting is planning of any description longer than three
weeks.] I mean this could be possibly down to why their current product is
going badly, you know if the hierarchy showed more interest in their product
and Divisions it might bring some new eyes on their product and awaken the
interest of your long-term suffering Universe/fan base; I am just saying
building slowly so you don't have to camp everything into the pay-per-view and
make it look really messy and overloaded.
Match/Stipulations: Rey
& Dominik Mysterio [real-life father and son] vs. the WWE SmackDown Tag
Team Champions are The Dirty Dawgs [Dolph Ziggler & "The
Glorious" Robert Roode:] Tag Team Match for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team
Championships
Match Attributes:
Match Quality: 5/10
Match Storyline: 4/10
Crowd Participation: 7/10
On Commentary: SmackDown of; Pat McAfee & Michael Cole 7/10
Satisfying Conclusion: 7/10
Recommend Watch: 6/10
Match Total: 36/60 - this match is good
Comments: this match slot is boring; this match roughly goes on just over 17
minutes, which they could have halved this match time, because you can see what
match outlay they are using and these kind of formals have stood the test of
time, because they are reliable and they fulfil are their purpose. But however
this is one of those occasions where 17 minutes seems and feels a long time to
fill with this formula of without giving too much away Babyfaces up against it
and overcoming.
I have a quick question; why
the hell are The Dirty Dawgs still a thing? I know they need tags teams
for their shambles of Tag Teams Divisions and their individual Championships
[at this point having tag teams wrestling and everything else that comes
without is just used as a creative scapegoat as in we have nothing for them or
nothing better for them to do on the main roster so let's stick them
together."] Once again this is another case of someone coming up to the
main roster or rosters in the case of Robert Roode and then having no clue or creative
idea what to do with him; be it TNA/Impact or NXT he was a huge deal at these
places, but then he came to the WWE main rosters and no way in hell should he
be in these main rosters Tag Team Championship Divisions; he should be on Raw
challenging for the WWE Championship; his promos skills and in ring-work should
dictate, they could repackage him as this businessman [leaning towards Heel
traits but open to listen to Babyfaces if it assists him to achieve his goals
capturing this Championship because whomever holds this Championship holds the
power around here or make him a leader of a faction or stable;] I mean if they
gave him something creative to work with he could be a integral part of
re-establishing himself and the younger generation after him and consequently
making Raw's viewing numbers may be going up. Dolph Ziggler; the reasons why this individual hasn't been mentioned in
the pay-cuts [I should quickly say I don't want anyone to lose their job, but
when you have massive talents being put on the chopping block and then
released; this is my opinion/speculation on my part then you have Ziggler;
he is just a glorified jobber that will put other talents over in one way or
another or possibly do things for the WWE that other talents wouldn't do like
being stuck in the Tag Team Divisions; so basically a company Player; but in
fairness and balance it keeps him in work and getting paid which you cannot
blame you for that, especially through this global pandemic.
Basic
Result: Rey & Dominik Mysterio [real-life
father and son] are your New WWE SmackDown Tag Team Champions; everyone
knows how much this company likes would first-evers; so this team being the
first real-life father and son WWE SmackDown Tag Team Champions this must
have really excited Mr McMahon; what with them having a brief interview
with Kayla Braxton after this match in the ring, it is just a shame that
these and the Raw versions have absolutely no prestige or credibility to them
whatsoever, because if they did; this may actually mean something. Don't get me
wrong I am happy/satisfied it happened, but in reality these two versions of
these Tag Team Championships are possibly expensive paperweight.
Now I have spent a little bit
of time thinking about this; originally I was irritated, but because I am wise
the only positive reason I can see the commentary team calling Cole " The
Splash" or McAfee "A Splash from the
heavens" [later on this is just an excerpt he says "It is the most
beautiful splash] because Dominik wants to use The Frog Splash and stand out as
in his own character/performer; so yes to honour Eddie Guerrero by using his finisher, but to change the name slightly so
it is his version and yes Cole does say a little about Eddie;" I guarantee
you, the late great Eddie Guerrero, best friends with
Ray Mysterio; McAfee ["What a
moment"] Cole continues would be
applauding that beautiful Splash from Dominik." But watching the end of the segment call refers to this move as
The Frog Splash" this is just an excerpt” this moment if it ever happened
would be the highlight of everything in his life and Dominik made it happen. A
Frog Splash to take out Roode and Ziggler and the Mysterio can call themselves
SmackDown Tag Team champions." Here is me trying to be fair and balanced
and Cole puts his foot in his mouth.
The reason why I have kept all
of this in here; it's because it shows I was trying to meet halfway with this
company until Cole used the words " A Frog Splash" so because of
this; I am now irritated again, I now want to know why they didn't use this
name to begin with, because it isn't a Splash or a Big Splash. Disclaimer: I
have never been or likely to be a wrestler, but a splash requires the aggressor
to jump off the top rope with height and no legs or arms movements in the air
onto the receiver for a potential pin-fall like The Usos [Jey Uso & Jimmy
Uso] use and yes I am aware of the Big Splash running off the ropes and then
jumping up landing on to their receiver likewise for a potential pin-fall and
just to cover my back I am aware of the Five-Star Frog Splash. The reason why
these two moves have Frog Splash in them is because it requires the
aggressor/user of this move to make a frog movement with their body in mid-air
which we can clearly see Dominik Mysterio perform.
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