Review Time: straight off the bat this film
is so, so, so boring. I took so many stoppages and to be honest I even watched
some of the ending credits to see it there was anything else, but I quickly
gave up because whilst watching some of the ending credits I was more
interested in the soccer results.
Fundamental elements: there are cultural
elements including one piece of subtitle being used, there are place jumps and
time jumps, slow-motion effects and mental imagery, the breaking of the fourth
wall to be honest this is only a small piece towards the end of the film, but
it feels really poorly done, because yes we have this character talking to the
audience [but we also have the storyteller which is also this character talking
to the person he is telling the story to a the same time,] I don't like this
element it feels a little bit rushed and cheesy. I do believe this is my first
time bringing up this element [the fourth wall,] I can't remember if I have
watched any other projects up to this point and I haven't spoken about it, I
don't discuss every element of every project I review.
The
background music or music elements, on a side note either of the background
music or music elements, they do nothing for me whatsoever in fact I think it
would be a good point within this review just to say this; if I have forgotten
to bring up anything in this review [I know I don't discuss everything, but I
mean in a general sense,] it is because this film is that poor that my interest
in this title didn't last too long.]
Storyteller/Storyline: yes we have a
storyteller in this title, did they really have to use this kind of thing and
the storyline is really tedious and nothing special
Action sequences/Artistic visions: the action sequences are well put together, there are weapons being
used, training, weapons systems [the sharks and I think dolphins as well; these
elements and the motorbike are things that stick out in my mind.]
Character developments/Comedy level: they are poor and the comedy level is difficult to describe simply because
it isn't that funny for most parts or heavy amounts of it, but you see the
problem I have with this title it has fleeting moments of funniness which I may
or may not have found funny, because I don't know if it was me finding it funny
or my boredom kicking in so for fairness and balance I will say 50-50, that I
found it funny [I am clutching at straws here] and the rest would be my boredom
kicking in, I really cannot remember.
This film receives: 1/10, now don't
get me wrong there are some good moments or good elements which should in
theory make this mark go up, but even though I have just watched this film
today yes I can remember some of the good elements including of the big
four-legged variety, but I can't forget how boring or hard work this film was
to watch in the first place.
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