Pay-Per-View Rewind of: WCW
SuperBrawl I 19/05/1991: Match 5/Part 5 by AverageMansReviews - Spoiler Alarm!
Warning: there is an element which is animal cruelty
Match/Stipulation: Black Bart vs. Big Josh [with two Bears and another
individual:] Singles Match
Match Attributes:
Match Quality: 2/10
Match Storyline: 2/10
Crowd Participation: 2/10
On Commentary: "The American
Dream" Dusty Rhodes & Jim Ross 5/10
Satisfying Conclusion: 2/10
Recommend Watch: 1/10
Match Total: 14/60 - this match is poor
Comments: okay who had the stupid idea of this gimmick of Big Josh
[looks like a woodchuck type of character] walking down to the ring with these
two live bears walking on their hind legs in these face muzzles with this other
individual to walk them back, this is not amusing or funny, the only thing that
can be deemed funny is one of these bears goes Number 1 on walking down to the
ring.
In hindsight this entrance sets the
tone for this entire Match booking/slot. This is garbage on top of garbage on
top of garbage the Crowd and including myself were not into this match, hell
the only ones that were trying to do their job and make something out of this
match were "The American Dream" & Jim Ross on commentary; but you
know that expression "You can dress up some diarrhea, but at the end of
the day it is still some diarrhea this sums up this entire section of this
Pay-Per-View perfectly." This match/slot is and was a complete waste of time.
I don't know why Big Josh performs a Earthquake style; Earthquake Splash, [Earthquake stamps his feet in his version around the receiver to symbolize the tremors of an earthquake as in it is imminent; where Earthquake comes off the ring ropes up and down to land on the receiver's chest facing the head, but Big Josh comes off the ropes once to land the same way on the receiver of this move and in this case it is called "The Butt Drop" - Jim Ross or "Butt Bumped" - "The American Dream."] But even name very much sums up this match as being lots of posterior.
The reason why I have said I don't
know why is very simply this; it doesn't work on any level if the aggressor is
not a heavyweight pushing or edging towards a superheavyweight; bigger the
better. Don't get me wrong Big Josh as his name would suggest is big but too
small to make this finishing move believable and to sell, but in the interest
of fairness and balance these two individuals are far, far, so far away from
being from the most gifted or technically sound performers like you could have
free air miles for the rest of your life and the next generation of your family
that is how far yes I know this analogy only works providing you like to travel
in a usual world but still it works [based on what I have seen here,] so I
could/I can make a good case for this finisher to be used based on the grounds
in theory it is something easy to set up and execute. [Yes I am aware I have
just contradicted myself here.]
Basic Result: Big Josh picks up the Win here.
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