Alien: Covenant 2017 by AverageMansReviews

Alien: Covenant 2017 by AverageMansReviews

Review Time: this film is poor.

Time jumps/Place jumps/Fundamental core: now at the beginning of this title we have some scenes before the title itself [yes now and again I do miss this bit out depending on the project I am watching,] then we get some words with numbers on screen and sometime later we get this kind of mental imagery with these characters that run for their lives which may or may not have used their language [so subtitles would have been nice,] but to be honest with you I cannot remember if anything was said or not based on the fact by this point I was struggling with this project but if they said anything it would have been nice to know what was being said [I should quickly point out within this sequence of events there are other things happening as well.]

The general movement of this project is if you haven't guessed by now it is hard work, I have seen paint dry with a little bit more life to it than this title [you may think I am joking which I slightly am but not by much.]

Science-fiction elements: now in the interest of fairness, the science-fiction elements such as how this film looks, it looks very good.

Michael Fassbender as David/Walter: yes the science-fiction elements look very good, but if you want one good reason to watch this project this performer is it; his dialogue exchanges are interesting, his stage presence has this impact from the perspective of as I have already said the general movement of this project is hard work, but this performer tries to keep things going and I would say he does really well, because when this performer is not on screen the fundamental core/the movements of this title quickly returns to being something so slow.

 Fassbinder’s action sequences are good fun as well [generally speaking the action sequences are somewhere between okay to good.]

This film receives: 30% approval, now there are only two reasons why I would watch this film again, the first being I need to do this review again and secondly it is someone else's choice to watch this project and I would have to watch it with them, but other than that I wouldn't watch this film again anytime soon.