WWE: Walter vs. John Cena: Retirement Match in 2025: Why? by AverageMansReviews

WWE: Walter vs. John Cena: Retirement Match in 2025: Why? by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: there will be the usage of softer censored adult language

Why is this match even happening?: There was no and I mean no major value in this match whatsoever? I mean it has been speculated that Walter is going to take on Brock Lesnar at next year's WrestleMania [which has been indicated by Brian Alvarez,] which on a quick side note I have no fudgin' interest in seeing. I mean I have no idea why they didn't just hold an Cena Open Contract for WWE Saturdays Night's Main Event XLII [Saturday 13/12/2025] and have Oba Femi in this spot, I mean Walter or Femi the match outlay is going to be very similar anyway or even at this late stage they could still have Femi attack Walter from out of nowhere and take this spot to face Cena, but let's be honest the WWE hierarchy are not that creative, to think outside the box. But regardless at least with Femi they would make a new star and give him the rub.

Also indicated by Alvarez is that broadly speaking over the next coming years, this could become a regular thing as in a retirement tour thing, based on how much money they have made of Cena, which if this is where the WWE heads are going, I can tell you right here and right now I really have no fudgin' interest in this whatsoever. Because quite frankly what with The Bloodline Saga, then the Cena Retirement Tour and add into the mix King Rhodes, The Vision and NXT very being a shadow of its former glory and finally the WWE doing something similar for AJ Styles in 2026. I am very much disinterested in what the WWE are doing right now and what seems to be the foreseeable future.

I mean if I had to feel sorry for somebody it would have to be Kurt Angle: just based on the fact at the time and I don't care who was in control of the WWE, be it an Olympic Gold Medallist or/and a professional wrestler, he deserves so much more than what he got, losing to Baron Corbin/someone that is no longer with the WWE and they didn't actually do anything with that rub/momentum given to him, so it was a complete waste of time actually the penny has just dropped this Cena vs. Walter has every possibility of being just a waste of time as well, I hope not, because I may not be the most biggest Cena fan, but he deserves to go down fighting and there is only one way for me to finish this content and that is by saying; I guess we will never get to find out why Cena turned heel and aligned himself with Dwayne "The Pebble"/apologies I meant to say "The Rock"/"The Final Boss" Johnson.

 

Average Extra of: The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie - Official Trailer (2025) Eric Bauza, Candi Milo Released in 2026: My Reaction by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie - Official Trailer (2025) Eric Bauza, Candi Milo Released in 2026: My Reaction by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: if you go searching for this trailer or any trailer for that matter, even though I haven't seen any other trailer yet, I feel comfortable suggesting that there will be some mild adult themes.

My reaction: I have seen the trailer that roughly goes on for 72 seconds; where it basically covers some of the history of Porky Pig and Daffy Duck including their triumphant return in 2026 on the big screen.

Well obviously we have the Looney Tunes hallmarks on every single level, but if you are old enough you can also see and feel some of the comedy stylings and outlook including animation of the original Ren & Stimpy [The Ren & Stimpy Show: from 1991-1996: 5 Seasons: 55 Episodes] and how did I get to this conclusion for one example Porky and Daffy are laying down some fresh concrete and basically Daffy's fleshy butt is showing and Porky says Daffy [to imply: your builder's bum is showing again,] which Daffy palls his feathers up like he was pulling up trousers and apologises.]

Obviously because I have not only a sense of humour, but it very wide sense humour this is clearly going to be hilarious, but I have been doing this kind of thing long enough to not put a downer on things, but then again be very aware of the modern generations and their sensibilities, so it isn't going to be the complete raw version of original Ren & Stimpy, but as I have already indicated its there in its slightly tone down, which I can completely understand format with this smart to make it more palatable for some using the Looney Tunes way/ethos, but just based on this roughly 72 seconds of trailer it is going to be completely chaotic.

The art is bright and colourful, highly engageable and easy on the eyes, as you can guess already clearly there is a good chance that there is going to be a lot to see and experience.

So if you are struggling to think of what to do for Valentine's Day 14/02/2026 as this film comes out 13/02/2026 that should resolve your problem, take your partner or partners to see this film and based on here and now I can see this film probably being 8/10, I now and again like to give myself some wiggle room just in case I am wrong, hopefully not but you never know.

 

In-depth Predictions/Other elements for NXT Deadline 2025 by AverageMansReviews

In-depth Predictions/Other elements for NXT Deadline 2025 by AverageMansReviews

Sol Ruca vs. Lola Vice vs. Kelani Jordan vs. Jordynne Grace vs. Karmen Petrovic; Women's Iron Survivor Challenge for an NXT Women's Championship Match at New Years' Evil: my pick is Jordynne Grace. Silly question, but now could we do something worthwhile with her, I am just saying ever since she is joined NXT before or now after making a permanent switch to this brand, the WWE/NXT they have successfully chipped away at her ominous presence and not forgetting the fact that she can wrestle, to be seen as an everyday wrestler good going WWE/NXT... Not!

Mr. Iguana [with La Yesca] vs. Champ Champ Ethan Page; Singles Match for the NXT North American Championship: my pick is Ethan Page. I don't see him losing his championship for at minimum sometime like maybe we can consider NXT Stand & Deliverer 2026.

Tatum Paxley vs. The Culling's: Izzi Dame [with Niko Vance & Shawn Spears;] Singles Match: my pick is Izzi Dame. This particular match slot just feels and looks like more storyline progression than an actual match, so what I am suggesting is this; at some point a male tag team will make the save to simply make this feud a three on three feud.

Je'Von Evans vs. Leon Slater vs. Joe Hendry vs. DarkState's: Dion Lennox vs. Myles Borne; Men's Iron Survivor Challenge for an NXT Championship Match at New Years' Evil: my pick is Dion Lennox. As far as I'm concerned there is just two possible outcomes obviously this is the first which it should be based on the fact that if the NXT hierarchy have any faith in this stable now is the time to prove it and yet again obviously I fully expect this stable too heavily feature in this match slot and just for the record I still don't like this stable, they are just The Shield wannabes I would call them rejects but everyone knows that would be Retribution or could be completely wrong and they have chosen Hendry proving that they have no faith or plans to elevate this stable other than winning tag team gold and being stuck in the mid-card.

Oba Femi vs. Champ Ricky Saints; Singles match for the NXT Championship: my pick is Ricky Saints. My pick is Ricky Saints. If Femi loses I think we can then assume that he is probably and this is just my opinion marked for a surprise entrance in the 2026 Men's Royal Rumble consequently making his main roster debut and based on my previous prediction you could even protect Femi from the loss if DarkState gets involved in this match to ensure the slightly easier opponent of Saints, consequently Femi could feud with them for a little while consequently slowly over time moving him away from the main event picture on NXT

 

 

Stand by Me 1986 by AverageMansReviews

Stand by Me 1986 by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: there is shooting/torture/burning/decomposing/bodily functions/vehicle crash/references to homosexuality and child abuse

Four friends go an adventure: Gordie Lachance [Younger: Wil Wheaton/Older: Richard Dreyfuss:] he is the talented one, Chris Chambers [River Phoenix:] he is the one that could do more with his life, but he and his family's reputation comes with a certain level of weight around the neck. Teddy Duchamp [Corey Feldman:] he is crazy one and finally we have Vern Tessio [Jerry O'Connell:] he is scared one out of our group and they go and track somebody down.

Generally speaking: the framework is brought to us by older Lachance/Dreyfuss by the outlay of voice-over/storyteller and the pacing does take some time to find its footing, but by and large it is the smooth watch.

Art and action; there is some nice scenery on our journey such as a train and everything else you would expect to company that, speaking of this train we have our four friends or I should say our three friends trying to out run, whilst essentially we have Duchamp trying to play chicken with it, and on a quick side note this is not the only time that someone will then again of chicken, on top of that we have friends having a scuffle or at one point or another going off or something going on.

Comedy, character developments, performances and voice performances; we do have a small bits of comedy such as what is Goofy? [The Disney iconic character,] the character developments are in-depth, coming-of-age outlay as broadly speaking dynamic of this group is how can I put this nicely younger Lachance and Chambers individually, but in the context of this group these two that most definitely could do or are going to be more in their lives than their over two friends and for Duchamp and/or Tessio they are going to have solid good lives and for most people that is absolutely fine and cool, so they don't have to essentially worry, but because younger Lachance and Chambers have in their own individual ways a much better intelligence, including a better cognitive understanding of the world around them, they converse differently on a one-to-one basis with one another, with a slight difference from one has more of a creative spark, whilst the other is more cast in the model of streetsmart and/or straight talking.

The performances and/or voice performance on both counts they are excellent as even the smallest role has been given the authentic approach from this town known as Castle Rock, in Oregon set in the 1950s, as everyone seemed to know what everyone was going for and they just delivered it: in summary bringing this small town to life from the 1950s: but let's put a special mention out there without the four main characters/performers having his natural and free-flowing chemistry built between them or all together or different numbers this film would have really fallen flat on its face... So not too much pressure on essentially young people then? But they pulled it off with flying colours and on top of that we have Kiefer Sutherland as Ace Merrill: the leader of this group: he to put in an impactful performance as for 95% of his appearances on screen, he is in complete control of what is happening.

This film receives: 10/10, this film is top-notch entertainment; yes I decided to award another mark, because other than being a little bit slower to begin with on multiple levels it is a very strong film and yes it is one of those films that you need to see once at minimum in your lifetime that is sure, I had the pleasure of watching this film with the person I want some of this content with at the seminar and there is an ongoing seen when the ending credits start rolling, this should be no surprise that this film has some awards accredited to its name such as 6 Winners which includes but not limited to BMI Film & TV Awards 1988 Most Performed Song from a Film Ben E. King For the song "Stand By Me" and Young Artist Awards 1987 Jackie Coogan Award

Wil Wheaton River Phoenix Corey Feldman Jerry O'Connell and 12 Nominees which also includes but not limited to Academy Awards, USA 1987 Oscar Best Writing, Screenplay Based on Material from Another Medium Raynold Gideon Bruce A. Evans and Casting Society (CSA) 1987 Artios Award Best Casting for Feature Film, Drama Jane Jenkins Janet Hirshenson

Average Extra of: The Budget 2025/2026: Two Child Cap Lifted by AverageMansReviews

Average Extra of: The Budget 2025/2026: Two Child Cap Lifted by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: there will be censored adult language references in this content and on top of very candid and blunt content so you have been warned.

Fudge em': seriously fudge em' there was no way in hell that this cap should have been lifted! What about the children in poverty? Maybe I didn't make myself clear enough Fudge em'! You make them, you look after them it is a very simple concept, strangely enough when you are about to climax in her vagina... you don't think about the children then... strange that? Or conversely when you know the so-called man has already had possibly three children by possibly two different women and you are stupid enough to believe that maybe this time he would settle down with you... how dumb are you?

You see I am old enough to remember quite clearly the last Labour government that did this manure and allow me to tell you the truth on the ground level, all of my friends that could have children had so many children and had a better life than what I ever did and still do, buying all these brand-new items such as clothing and holidays yet I had to continuously have this conversation about the difference between benefits were because I was on a different benefit didn't have the same resources as they did or including different avenues to go down and guess what I still don't, so I went through many years of having this shoved in my face they were having sex, consistently going out and partying and going on holidays.

So yet again how dumb are you to think that this won't happen again? For those people that are now thinking and feeling with their response: it isn't the child's fault it is born? Firstly I don't feel, I am incredibly logical and secondly are you sure you want that to be your defence?... Are you 100% positive you want to use that as your argument/defence?... So be it. Under that logic I am guessing that you would have no problem sending more foreign aid to a different country whilst our own country is struggling? Based on your logic of somewhere in Africa a child can't help being born?

Because I know for a fact I am not alone when I say the next points; why are the most of us paying for children that are not ours? Yes I include the disabled community in this topic, based on the facts yes we may not be taxpayers, but however regardless of party be it blue or red the first thing that they try to do is restrict those on benefits that actually need them, so in essence going without things or/and a standard of life because they would rather restrict or freeze my benefits to give that money to other causes or in these more modern times give me a little increase, but I still have to scramble around to find the money for medical appointments, heating in the winter, paying a certain percentage towards my incoming care.

I mean the last time I looked you have a choice if you want children or not?... You know cover your genitals or take something or better yet just climax somewhere safer... and for those possibly very angry people right now reading this content thinking or saying what gives you the right to dictate someone else's life? Once again are you sure you want to ask this question?... Okay I mean let me tell you again how stupid your argument is... on one hand: like it or not... we have every right because we are in some way or another paying for your children, whilst you are irresponsible enough to not take the right precautions, yet on the other hand, I didn't have a choice I came out disabled and being punished for it, every single day of my life.

Now if you're wondering why I have taken the stance I have, it is very simple at every single fudgin' turn of my life and my community of people that broadly speaking find it difficult to fight back... for countless years the society at large have stood by and watched governments and consequently councils take and take and take away from us be it financial resources or any form of support or aid or literally anything without saying one fudgin' word as our qualities of life get less and less Oh sorry I forgot minus the disdain and hatred you have for us, essentially you basically pulled up the ladder and said Fudge em'! Including the Waspy generation, that in a nutshell got screwed out of their money. So allow me to show you the level of compassion, respect and kindness you have shown my society and the Waspy, not my/our problem, you make them, you take care of them.

I mean thanks to the likes of Bonnie Blue there is always OnlyFans so there you go, I mean OnlyFans and other platforms/websites like this have become a cancer on the world anyway, so hell why don't we get young women on this platform as well... you know they engage in this behaviour anyway online or in the real world and let's not kid ourselves anymore young women are not the same as they were from my generation which is roughly 4 decades ago, so the quicker they get a job, the quicker they can pay tax and yes they know precisely what they are doing, they are manipulative, calculated and most of them don't have a real approach to what is a decent aim in life and what is just a shopping list of expectations [unnecessary expectations.]

Finally you are aware that in the next general election if the Labour Party doesn't win, whomever comes in more than likely ReformUK: which in itself is just a sad state of where British politics is when it happens or for now if it happens, but let's be honest when it happens, they are just going to reinforce the two child camp again or something like that or much worse knowing them.

 

Pole Position [Season 1,] Episode 6: The Thirty-Nine Stripes by AverageMansReviews

Pole Position [Season 1,] Episode 6: The Thirty-Nine Stripes  by AverageMansReviews

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5 things about this episode

Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects/other effects/transformation/vehicle crashing/cutting/robotics

Dan Darrett: Character [Character developments;] he is another member of the Pole Position Team, he is the middle sibling between his two sisters, he is a highly skilled driver, that is driving a light-blue Coupe but also can be reckless as well and not only that, he can rush in to situations without thinking first or something to this effect.

Chase by Night: Action, Art and Comedy; so we have Dan in his light-blue coupe chasing down this vehicle, where roughly speaking at points; we get it back seat equivalent view to these proceedings; this is highly imaginative, creative, immersive and consequently lots of excellent fun and you won't believe who is in front.

This episode receives: 8/10, this episode is excellent; on reflection I am decided to award this mark based on broadly speaking the episode and its content has lots to offer in one way or another.

Dogma 1999 by AverageMansReviews

Dogma 1999 by AverageMansReviews

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Warning: there is flashing effects/colourful effects/stabbing/impaling/ritual/stabbing/cutting/impaling/religion/regeneration/disintegrating/dismemberment/burning/bodily functions/self harm/medical/references to racism, homosexuality, underage, suicide, cancer and other bits and pieces

You have been chosen for a mission: briefly; Bethany Sloane [Linda Fiorentino:] she works for an abortion clinic, that gets given this mission from God via Metatron [Alan Rickman:] he is an angel, that is intelligent and he says that you have to go to this place and stop these two angels from trying to get back into heaven, you will on your travels meet some allies in Jay [Jason Mewes:] he talks a lot, whilst the other is Silent Bob [Writer/Director of this film: Kevin Smith:] he doesn't talk so much, in fact it is very little and both of them are stoner, whilst on their journey they meet Rufus [Chris Rock:] he is the thirteenth apostle and will join this group.

Generally speaking: the framework and pacing of this 128 minutes film is really good as there is always something happening or being said, so it is hardly boring.

Comedy, character developments, action and art; for the people that don't know the comedy stylings/material of this film is mature and dark, so I have to be selective on what I put here; so we have  Bartleby [ Ben Affleck] and Loki [Matt Damon:] these two blemished angels from heaven are trying to get back there: so in this sequence of events, they give these board members in their own board room a rundown of the evil things they have done and there is one person that is in this room, that is cleared of wrongdoing, so Bartleby steps out of this location as does Loki but then again he does come back to dish out punishment, we can hear, whilst Bartleby is sitting down in reception looking at this comic book, we can see the blood splatter going up in this location.

Character developments and performances; on both counts be it separately or together they are in-depth, because they know who they are or/and if they discover themselves: so on both counts they can range from good to excellent; the chemistry throughout the cast is really spot on as though on-screen chemistry really works as they discuss broadly speaking religion and other things with a minimum mature comedy references, it really is a case of a cast of performers that really want to not only make this film a reality, but also make it something special and yes they achieved this on both counts with flying colours, which usually I don't mention this; but in this case I will happily do so. I do believe that any negative accredited award is extremely harsh, because these character developments and performances are precisely what they were going for here, so it is extremely harsh and to award is negative awards; on average very little screen time is incredibly pernickety.

This film receives: 10/10, this film is top-notch entertainment; this is one of those films that you definitely need to see once in your lifetime, I recently had the pleasure to watch this film at the cinema where there was an extra section where Smith confirmed that he is now working on a sequel to this film, but back to this film; this film does have some awards accredited to its name such as 8 Nominees would include but not limited to Positive; Satellite Awards 2000 Golden Satellite Award Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role, Comedy or Musical Alan Rickman and Film Independent Spirit Awards 2000  Independent Spirit Award Best Screenplay Kevin Smith. Negatives; Razzie Awards 2000 Razzie Award Worst Supporting Actress Salma Hayek as

Serendipity: she is an Earth-bound Muse that we meet at some point on our journey Shared with: Wild Wild West and The Stinkers Bad Movie Awards 1999 Stinker Award Musicians Who Shouldn't Be Acting Alanis Morissette as God: without giving too much away this is pretty much exclamatory